Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

we are used to it
we don't mind the sight of blood
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 27718, March 26, 2003 1:56 am ET
by mellie
lifetime haircut count
between one and two hundred
cherish your haircuts
Haiku # 27717, March 25, 2003 9:22 pm ET
by gungadin
Bockwurst ist sehr gut
Aber mein Bein ist nicht schlect
Und ich habe dich
Haiku # 27716, March 25, 2003 8:13 pm ET
by A Student of Deutsch
I Like To Haiku
And You Like To Haiku To
Let's Take A Haiku.
Haiku # 27715, March 25, 2003 8:13 pm ET
by Billbard of Florida
Raining Very Hard
Try Tu Keep Dry Under Tree
Leaky Umbrella.
Haiku # 27714, March 25, 2003 8:01 pm ET
by Billbard of Florida
So foolish thou art
With thine foolish haiku poo
Oh impotent ones
Haiku # 27713, March 25, 2003 7:59 pm ET
by A Student of The Taliban
What Rattles My Door
Not Bomb,Earthquake,Hurricane
It's My Spouses Snore.
Haiku # 27712, March 25, 2003 6:55 pm ET
by Billbard of Florida
for all the beer in
the world, the stuff passes through
money is rental

down payment on milwakee's best
Haiku # 27711, March 25, 2003 6:36 pm ET
by Mox
haiku

gazundheit

stupid but I had to say it

Haiku # 27710, March 25, 2003 6:34 pm ET
by Mox
well, it's probably
more of an occupation
than an invasion...
Haiku # 27709, March 25, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by Mox
we are invaded
prolific haiku poets (?)
and moxie to boot
Haiku # 27708, March 25, 2003 6:27 pm ET
by ap
I'm facing the odds
of a few statements
civility speaks with forked toungue
Haiku # 27707, March 25, 2003 6:25 pm ET
by Mox
it is something of
human nature to test the waters
of another person's ego

but it does ripple
Haiku # 27706, March 25, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by Mox
I ate the AFLAC
and on the way back
I was insured
Haiku # 27705, March 25, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by Mox
He listens, he reads
Like water off a ducks back
He shrugs and forgets
Haiku # 27704, March 25, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by William Nippress
Waiting to watch Joe
Soldier...he fights sand,raqis
but there's a secret...
Haiku # 27703, March 25, 2003 6:00 pm ET
by onjaysun (...Saddam's in Cabo)
Cherry blossoms late
Old men chastise the seasons
They judge spring wanting
Haiku # 27702, March 25, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
yes, we have determined that, Saddam Hussein and that hair up ap's ass are similar in appearance

no comment at this time
Haiku # 27701, March 25, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by Mox
If I throw my pearls
before swine, did we go there?
oink oink, stomp stomp, rend
Haiku # 27700, March 25, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by Mox
yes, ap, if that is Jeremy, still has a hair up his ass...
Haiku # 27699, March 25, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by Mox
Dark cavernous eyes
Snoozing addicts gruesome scars
Aids loathsome insult
Haiku # 27698, March 25, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
why
Haiku # 27697, March 25, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
somepeoplefeelthisistheirplatform
forflaming
wellyousuck
Haiku # 27696, March 25, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I guess those yokels
in Iraq figured out that
sand won't stop bullets
Haiku # 27695, March 25, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
"Sandstorm slows advance"
one more day Saddams head stays
off a pointy stick.
Haiku # 27694, March 25, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Why do our youth act black?
Baggy pants, ebonics, welfare,
Bad credit--somehow this is "cool."
Haiku # 27693, March 25, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
In world without God
Or meaning or rules
Everything's allowed.
Haiku # 27692, March 25, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I write "juvenile"
Haikus, because nothing to
Me is juvenile.
Haiku # 27691, March 25, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Hm, is it just me
Or do all black hip-hoppers
Dress like circus clowns?
Haiku # 27690, March 25, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Christ, if there is one thing worse
than stupid people, its stupid people who think they're smart. Bubba, anonymous was saying that WHAT they post is stupid, not the fact THAT they post is stupid. If you're going to define something, buy a dictionary rather than using
your obviously feeble "mind".
Haiku # 27689, March 25, 2003 4:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
now as to anonymous poet
who I believe to be called Jeremy
can create if he so desires

if you don't think it is beautiful
and he isn't in hair up the ass mode
he does fine...
Haiku # 27688, March 25, 2003 4:12 pm ET
by Mox
trouble with fundamentalist belief
Christian especially, see a lot
of nice people believe that but

a lot of nice people aren't Christians
and I'm not a nice person, just
forgiven, but, what I have done here
is hypocrisy and not Christian at all

like the, Crusades and Inquisition
good old Mother Church in a bad day
Haiku # 27687, March 25, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by Mox
yes, ap, when I'm accidentally
taking "ap" aside, is pretty harson his judgements, and I've been told

drum roll

"fuck off!"
Haiku # 27686, March 25, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by Mox
as to ash, I like what
he writes when he isn't telling
other people what to do

and what style would work for him
which isn't really his regard
roll your own
write your own
Haiku # 27685, March 25, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by Mox
as to myself, I take too personally
what people think of me here
and I still live at home so
what I have to say is quite,
a distraction from just minding my
own business and being responsible
Haiku # 27684, March 25, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by Mox
AP is a decent poet
but, he does have a hair up his
ass...
Haiku # 27683, March 25, 2003 4:05 pm ET
by Mox
reverse psychology
is getting what you want
by stating the oposite

tell them you love it
and he'll go away
unfullfilled
Haiku # 27682, March 25, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by Mox
damned, awful, overbearing
status overaware, cares too much
about the next five minutes
passing season oh, I'm bitched out...
Haiku # 27681, March 25, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by Mox
searching for the next trend
not happy with what you got
ought to burn down every gallery
leftist, socialist, non free thinking
thoughtless backbiters!
Haiku # 27680, March 25, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by Mox
Hmm, just write,
stop fucking dissing each other
you god damn liberal pansy
asskissing looking for the next trend liberal scum welfare hypocrites...
Haiku # 27679, March 25, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by Mox
Irony defined:
Calling those who post stupid
by posting yourself
Haiku # 27678, March 25, 2003 3:52 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
The anonymous
Couldn't create beauty if
He tried.
Haiku # 27677, March 25, 2003 3:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
If you're going to be
Boring than go elsewhere
With your dull-ass crap.
Haiku # 27676, March 25, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
"I ain't so shocked or
Awed. What! You mean
I'm dead?!"
Haiku # 27675, March 25, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Being juvenile can be funny, but not by default. More often than not, its just idiocy, and boy are you a bunch of fucking idiots.
Haiku # 27674, March 25, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I think this whole world
needs a giant martini
to swim in
Haiku # 27673, March 25, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by Mox
abstinence, excuse me
gazundheit...but a good argument
for priests getting girlfriends...
Haiku # 27672, March 25, 2003 3:43 pm ET
by Mox
If life gives you poop
Make some kind of fruity
Beverage.
Haiku # 27671, March 25, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
the idea of sex with
that woman makes, well
abstince look erotically appealing
Haiku # 27670, March 25, 2003 3:42 pm ET
by Mox
I did not have sexual relations with
That woman, maybe a little fingering and the occasional teabag but no sex.
Haiku # 27669, March 25, 2003 3:41 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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