When life fucks you in
The ass, make sure to grin
And use lube.
by sexually frustrated
"They're showering us with scented
Candles. How wonderful!"
"Those are molotovs, Bill, and your
helmit's on fire."
by sexually frustrated
I hate this Zoloft
Makes it impossible
To ejaculate.
by sexually frustrated
"Wow, look at all them colors."
"Dad, have you been drinking turpentine again."
"Don't you judge me boy!"
by sexually frustrated
Go on son, run right
On into oncoming traffic
Believe me, it's better that way.
by sexually frustrated
You don't understand
officer, this is
Medicinal crack.
by sexually frustrating
Why are you sprinkling
Water on your Big Mac?
To cast out demons.
by sexually frustrating
Can't they hurry this along
Doesn't the Pentagon know this is
sweeps month and they can lose valuable market share if the war gets uneventful. It's like they've learned nothing from corporate America.
by sexually frustrated
Uh Shareef, you might want to
Remove that Nike t-shirt before
You burn the U.S. flag on Al Jizeera.
by sexually frustrated
who stole my sammich,
bet it was the playful monkey,
eatin dat sammich dat was mine...
by richard larson of spfld, il
Argy bargy,
Argy bargy,
Belchhhhhh...
by richard larson of spfld, il
Elvis has left the building,
But someone better is coming,
And they gonna bring candy!
by richard larson of spfld, il
Evil is subtle
This isn't a war for oil
It is for control
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
the southern baptist
may have lots of good people
but the blind leading the blind
to armageddon is quite
well, the mad ragnaroc
of the Cross
by Mox
russia, turkey, and
all these other powers come
together on this...
I can see Megiddo now
and the Final Battle, over
oil, for crissake!
by Mox
crap on bobbie's head
for making you go to class
time to kick his ass.
by tiger of vegas
how was the paper?
oh man you had a test too
what is that about?
by tiger of vegas
hey there what's up bob
the haiku exchange was fun
need more haiku time!
by tiger of vegas
Respect The Viet Cong,
Torture professionals incorporated.
They are really KEWLLL...
by RICHARD LARSON of SPANKFORD, IL
wush for anything
a vietnam vet with a monkey
and a banjo, far out man..
by richard larson of spfld, il
Wish for anything?
A monkey with a banjo
That was really good
by A Student of That would be cool
Respect The Japanese,
They bombed pearl harbor,
and it had 'splosions!!
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Respect The Viet Cong,
They know how to torture people,
And they were mighty friendly!!
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Respect Our Viet Cong Captors
They Tortured Us Real good-like..
I love them so..
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
thank you saddam for fighting
in the name of the usa
by Anonymous Poet
Hummus and pita
A legume close to my heart
The mighty chickpea.
by Emma of Toronto, Canada
Prez on "24"
about to send troops, send Kim,
they won't last a week!
by onjaysun (why are the hotties always trouble?)
Hello Kitty knows
The world is falling apart
She believes in peace.
by Emma J. Thacker of Toronto, Canada
How about an eye on
The end of my finger, think
Just where I could see
by William Nippress
I give you one wish
If you could have anything
So what would it be?
by William Nippress
the bling we now wear
kings of old killed nations for
pope's decorations...
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
writing with my friends
i enjoyed haiku exchange
would like that again
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
who could that have been
the site was fun before trolls
"haiku's solve problems"...(like war...not so much!)
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
feel it in my veins
flowing through me, the warmth comes
dirty haiku fix
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armptio, Tx
Pretty cool web site;
was fun to exchange haikus
until trolls came in...
by guess who
writing a paper
i should be doing this now
bad haiku junkie
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armptio, Tx
The water we drink
Many millions of years old
Dinosaur piss
by William Nippress
Spent most of last night
Turning wine into water
Minor Miracle
by William Nippress
bloody filthy war
flaming hell blood guts people
babies on fire
by mellie, ENOugh is enough
we are used to it
we don't mind the sight of blood
grandma has a cock
by mellie
lifetime haircut count
between one and two hundred
cherish your haircuts
by gungadin
Bockwurst ist sehr gut
Aber mein Bein ist nicht schlect
Und ich habe dich
by A Student of Deutsch
I Like To Haiku
And You Like To Haiku To
Let's Take A Haiku.
by Billbard of Florida
Raining Very Hard
Try Tu Keep Dry Under Tree
Leaky Umbrella.
by Billbard of Florida
So foolish thou art
With thine foolish haiku poo
Oh impotent ones
by A Student of The Taliban
What Rattles My Door
Not Bomb,Earthquake,Hurricane
It's My Spouses Snore.
by Billbard of Florida
for all the beer in
the world, the stuff passes through
money is rental
down payment on milwakee's best
by Mox
haiku
gazundheit
stupid but I had to say it
by Mox
well, it's probably
more of an occupation
than an invasion...
by Mox
we are invaded
prolific haiku poets (?)
and moxie to boot
by ap
