Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 348 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

how was the paper?
oh man you had a test too
what is that about?
Haiku # 27741, March 26, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
hey there what's up bob
the haiku exchange was fun
need more haiku time!
Haiku # 27740, March 26, 2003 3:09 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Respect The Viet Cong,
Torture professionals incorporated.
They are really KEWLLL...
Haiku # 27739, March 26, 2003 2:49 pm ET
by RICHARD LARSON of SPANKFORD, IL
wush for anything
a vietnam vet with a monkey
and a banjo, far out man..
Haiku # 27738, March 26, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by richard larson of spfld, il
Wish for anything?
A monkey with a banjo
That was really good
Haiku # 27737, March 26, 2003 2:06 pm ET
by A Student of That would be cool
Respect The Japanese,
They bombed pearl harbor,
and it had 'splosions!!
Haiku # 27736, March 26, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Respect The Viet Cong,
They know how to torture people,
And they were mighty friendly!!
Haiku # 27735, March 26, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Respect Our Viet Cong Captors
They Tortured Us Real good-like..
I love them so..
Haiku # 27734, March 26, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
thank you saddam for fighting
in the name of the usa
Haiku # 27733, March 26, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hummus and pita
A legume close to my heart
The mighty chickpea.
Haiku # 27732, March 26, 2003 1:18 pm ET
by Emma of Toronto, Canada
Prez on "24"
about to send troops, send Kim,
they won't last a week!
Haiku # 27731, March 26, 2003 12:10 pm ET
by onjaysun (why are the hotties always trouble?)
Hello Kitty knows

The world is falling apart

She believes in peace.
Haiku # 27730, March 26, 2003 11:19 am ET
by Emma J. Thacker of Toronto, Canada
How about an eye on
The end of my finger, think
Just where I could see
Haiku # 27729, March 26, 2003 10:31 am ET
by William Nippress
I give you one wish
If you could have anything
So what would it be?
Haiku # 27728, March 26, 2003 10:30 am ET
by William Nippress
the bling we now wear
kings of old killed nations for
pope's decorations...
Haiku # 27727, March 26, 2003 9:11 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
writing with my friends
i enjoyed haiku exchange
would like that again
Haiku # 27726, March 26, 2003 9:07 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
who could that have been
the site was fun before trolls
"haiku's solve problems"...(like war...not so much!)
Haiku # 27725, March 26, 2003 9:04 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
feel it in my veins
flowing through me, the warmth comes
dirty haiku fix
Haiku # 27724, March 26, 2003 9:02 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armptio, Tx
Pretty cool web site;
was fun to exchange haikus
until trolls came in...
Haiku # 27723, March 26, 2003 8:59 am ET
by guess who
writing a paper
i should be doing this now
bad haiku junkie
Haiku # 27722, March 26, 2003 8:57 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armptio, Tx
The water we drink
Many millions of years old
Dinosaur piss
Haiku # 27721, March 26, 2003 3:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Spent most of last night
Turning wine into water
Minor Miracle
Haiku # 27720, March 26, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
bloody filthy war
flaming hell blood guts people
babies on fire
Haiku # 27719, March 26, 2003 2:00 am ET
by mellie, ENOugh is enough
we are used to it
we don't mind the sight of blood
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 27718, March 26, 2003 1:56 am ET
by mellie
lifetime haircut count
between one and two hundred
cherish your haircuts
Haiku # 27717, March 25, 2003 9:22 pm ET
by gungadin
Bockwurst ist sehr gut
Aber mein Bein ist nicht schlect
Und ich habe dich
Haiku # 27716, March 25, 2003 8:13 pm ET
by A Student of Deutsch
I Like To Haiku
And You Like To Haiku To
Let's Take A Haiku.
Haiku # 27715, March 25, 2003 8:13 pm ET
by Billbard of Florida
Raining Very Hard
Try Tu Keep Dry Under Tree
Leaky Umbrella.
Haiku # 27714, March 25, 2003 8:01 pm ET
by Billbard of Florida
So foolish thou art
With thine foolish haiku poo
Oh impotent ones
Haiku # 27713, March 25, 2003 7:59 pm ET
by A Student of The Taliban
What Rattles My Door
Not Bomb,Earthquake,Hurricane
It's My Spouses Snore.
Haiku # 27712, March 25, 2003 6:55 pm ET
by Billbard of Florida
for all the beer in
the world, the stuff passes through
money is rental

down payment on milwakee's best
Haiku # 27711, March 25, 2003 6:36 pm ET
by Mox
haiku

gazundheit

stupid but I had to say it

Haiku # 27710, March 25, 2003 6:34 pm ET
by Mox
well, it's probably
more of an occupation
than an invasion...
Haiku # 27709, March 25, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by Mox
we are invaded
prolific haiku poets (?)
and moxie to boot
Haiku # 27708, March 25, 2003 6:27 pm ET
by ap
I'm facing the odds
of a few statements
civility speaks with forked toungue
Haiku # 27707, March 25, 2003 6:25 pm ET
by Mox
it is something of
human nature to test the waters
of another person's ego

but it does ripple
Haiku # 27706, March 25, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by Mox
I ate the AFLAC
and on the way back
I was insured
Haiku # 27705, March 25, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by Mox
He listens, he reads
Like water off a ducks back
He shrugs and forgets
Haiku # 27704, March 25, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by William Nippress
Waiting to watch Joe
Soldier...he fights sand,raqis
but there's a secret...
Haiku # 27703, March 25, 2003 6:00 pm ET
by onjaysun (...Saddam's in Cabo)
Cherry blossoms late
Old men chastise the seasons
They judge spring wanting
Haiku # 27702, March 25, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by William Nippress
yes, we have determined that, Saddam Hussein and that hair up ap's ass are similar in appearance

no comment at this time
Haiku # 27701, March 25, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by Mox
If I throw my pearls
before swine, did we go there?
oink oink, stomp stomp, rend
Haiku # 27700, March 25, 2003 5:56 pm ET
by Mox
yes, ap, if that is Jeremy, still has a hair up his ass...
Haiku # 27699, March 25, 2003 5:55 pm ET
by Mox
Dark cavernous eyes
Snoozing addicts gruesome scars
Aids loathsome insult
Haiku # 27698, March 25, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
why
Haiku # 27697, March 25, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
somepeoplefeelthisistheirplatform
forflaming
wellyousuck
Haiku # 27696, March 25, 2003 5:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I guess those yokels
in Iraq figured out that
sand won't stop bullets
Haiku # 27695, March 25, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
"Sandstorm slows advance"
one more day Saddams head stays
off a pointy stick.
Haiku # 27694, March 25, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Why do our youth act black?
Baggy pants, ebonics, welfare,
Bad credit--somehow this is "cool."
Haiku # 27693, March 25, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
In world without God
Or meaning or rules
Everything's allowed.
Haiku # 27692, March 25, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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