Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 347 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

Death chooses the drugs
Can
Haiku # 27902, March 30, 2003 9:12 am ET
by William Nippress
My life is over
Audit has come to an end
My soul longs for tax
Haiku # 27901, March 28, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by arsface
Hit the Puuttter Train
Riding like a burning flame
Want to go home now
Haiku # 27900, March 28, 2003 2:00 pm ET
by PT of TO
banana peels,
eels,
maids on wheels...
Haiku # 27899, March 28, 2003 1:56 pm ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Audit's Thunder
Rolling through the balance sheet
Confidence reigns
Haiku # 27898, April 12, 2003 2:29 am ET
by P-Bomb of t-Dot
debits and credits
everything must balance
simple yet profound
Haiku # 27897, April 8, 2003 2:45 am ET
by Mike Elkins of Toronto
Saddam Hussain, war.
Women is a dangercat
Melancholy exists.
Haiku # 27896, March 28, 2003 2:02 pm ET
by P-Diddy of T-Dot
stare at the picture
eyes crossed..Don't see the monkey
Don't see the monkey
Haiku # 27895, March 28, 2003 1:33 pm ET
by onjaysun (No wait....I think I see..oh nevermind)
i agree with k
site used to rock the mullet
now only war flames...
Haiku # 27894, March 28, 2003 12:00 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
I drink Blatz beer, and Old
Milwaukee, and Schlitz Malt
Liquor. I'm not on drugs..
Haiku # 27893, March 28, 2003 11:17 am ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Barney Fife is my Wife,
He only has one bullet,
But the haircut ain't a mullet
Haiku # 27892, March 28, 2003 11:16 am ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
110, 220,
whatever it takes
Haiku # 27891, March 28, 2003 11:15 am ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
I am Richard Larson,
King of The Arson,
Eatin' the Gubment Cheese
Haiku # 27890, March 28, 2003 11:14 am ET
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Unification
Humanitarism
Vilification
Haiku # 27889, March 28, 2003 10:33 am ET
by William Nippress
The hatred is spreading fast
Lies upon lies upon lies
Obscenely words flow
Haiku # 27888, March 28, 2003 6:51 am ET
by William Nippress
United Nations
Slumbering eminently
Wake up and smell fear
Haiku # 27887, March 28, 2003 6:21 am ET
by William Nippress
To time travel
Dissociate from structure
Peripatetic
Haiku # 27886, March 28, 2003 6:15 am ET
by William Nippress
You know...this site used
to be halfway fun, even
if I hated it
Haiku # 27885, March 28, 2003 5:04 am ET
by k
Salvia Divinorum
It
Haiku # 27884, March 28, 2003 3:21 am ET
by William Nippress
well here's the bad news
not just possible but a fact
you ARE a robot
Haiku # 27883, March 27, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by ash (just freaking you out maaaaaaan....!)
actually though
i've never seen my insides
maybe a cyborg
Haiku # 27882, March 27, 2003 10:35 pm ET
by thunder stork
first time i smoked pot
thought it could be possible
i was a robot
Haiku # 27881, March 27, 2003 10:32 pm ET
by thunder stork
My Gal Eats Garlic
She Thinks Thatit It Makes Her Strong It Sure Does her Breath.
Haiku # 27880, March 27, 2003 9:03 pm ET
by Billbard of florida
Thunder Clapping Loud
Left Umbrella In Fhe Car
Pitter,Patter,Soaked
Haiku # 27879, March 27, 2003 8:54 pm ET
by Billbard of Florida
seek and destroy, the
envy of the damned is to
play the role of friend
Haiku # 27878, March 27, 2003 7:04 pm ET
by Null
The line is thread-like
between the boat and the shore
winds blow out to sea
Haiku # 27877, March 27, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
blessed be
and merry part
Haiku # 27876, March 27, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by Mox
On that note, I'll hoist myself
Out of this cesspool of an internet
existence, for at least a shortwhile
My ego requires that I come back
on at some point.
Haiku # 27875, March 27, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
well, man
you're not alone
and blessed be
just might do it
Haiku # 27874, March 27, 2003 5:28 pm ET
by Mox
I feel lost sometimes
but, some people say
the solution is to
stop living on line
Haiku # 27873, March 27, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by Mox
Of course I'm single
Would a man with a loving mate
Rant and rave as I do, wasting
his entire life on some stupid
website?
Haiku # 27872, March 27, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sex, what if you
weren't single
would the yab meet the yum
in nirvana?
Haiku # 27871, March 27, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by Mox
hmm, I do weird things
Haiku # 27870, March 27, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by Mox
When to a Tool concert on DXM,
Ingredient found in Nyquil.
Perfectly legal, and you can make
it yourself. We're talking total
mind body disassociation. SPIRAL
OUT BABY.
Haiku # 27869, March 27, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
could wisdom
come from our president
or just puppeteering?
Haiku # 27868, March 27, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by Mox
this is a beat time
I guess but I'm not
experienced

I'm just level 2
anyhow at
whatever it is
Haiku # 27867, March 27, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by Mox
sex, are you single?
nakedly assured Old Bull Bill
was probably a Black Magickian
as well, old Christians try
to keep away in times of change
Haiku # 27866, March 27, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by Mox
some people prefer
less to more
legal to illegal
conservative to liberal
taste to taste
Haiku # 27865, March 27, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by Mox
Yes, LSD, the ultimate panacea
But I also self medicate with
Booze and pot.
Haiku # 27864, March 27, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
oh, so the LSD was more
like a self medication?
I was more an Irish solution
alcoholism
Haiku # 27863, March 27, 2003 5:13 pm ET
by Mox
hmm, dunking poundcake
and talking to hauser and o'brien
about old golds or Islam Inc?
I don't think I could write anything
that would match up to the experienced deprivation but
the bored are often those
who realize much wisdom is much sorrow
Haiku # 27862, March 27, 2003 5:12 pm ET
by Mox
So I have severe bipolar disorder
and take Zoloft. But LSD worked
for me.
Haiku # 27861, March 27, 2003 5:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Psychelics are perfectly harmless
Naked Lunch was about heroin
Addiction or cocaine, I can't
remember. You don't know till
you've tried.
Haiku # 27860, March 27, 2003 5:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I don't need LSD
because I have ADHD
and all I need is a twinkie
Haiku # 27859, March 27, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by Mox
the drugs bomb the hell
out of the mind, creating a naked lunch and a landscape made in hell
Haiku # 27858, March 27, 2003 5:09 pm ET
by Mox
hmm, rose gardens
thorns
in side
the burned out shell of dresden
Haiku # 27857, March 27, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by Mox
Cancerous haiku
It spreads and mutates freely
But it is still bad
Haiku # 27856, March 27, 2003 5:08 pm ET
by A Student of What if Satan was a small garden vegetable?
I like shitty writers
L'amour
for example
Haiku # 27855, March 27, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Vonneguts a shitty writer
Read Kafka or Beckett or
Dostoevsky or Camus
those guys got it
right.
Haiku # 27854, March 27, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
acid worked for me. It's just
matter of the right molecule hitting
the right neuron, and you're
forever changed.
Haiku # 27853, March 27, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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