Poor bloated pidgeon feasting
On human waste, renouncing all
energy to fly. You're one of us
now.

I am the Real Slim Shady,
So I will now stand up,
and fight the power..keeping me down......

It's hard to walk the streets
without thinking about the pipes
pumping rivers of shit just below
the surface.

"Mm. That's a strange fragrance
you're wearing, what's it called?"
"The stink of death."

Snow white. She thought that
seven up was a drink till she discovered vodka

betrayl of truth or
betrayl of trust or the loss
of spelling words right

a job is a job
and they usually blow but
money is money

and the irs is a pimp

guess who's back, again...
send eminem across those
waters, bitching war

total annihilation
explosives not necessary

the golden road is
often covered with dead munchkins
on the way to oz

Is Donald Rumsfeld the tin man?
who's behind the curtain in Baghdad?
(don't get me going on "if I only had a brain")

Death chooses the drugs
Can

My life is over
Audit has come to an end
My soul longs for tax

Hit the Puuttter Train
Riding like a burning flame
Want to go home now

banana peels,
eels,
maids on wheels...

Audit's Thunder
Rolling through the balance sheet
Confidence reigns

debits and credits
everything must balance
simple yet profound

Saddam Hussain, war.
Women is a dangercat
Melancholy exists.

stare at the picture
eyes crossed..Don't see the monkey
Don't see the monkey

i agree with k
site used to rock the mullet
now only war flames...

I drink Blatz beer, and Old
Milwaukee, and Schlitz Malt
Liquor. I'm not on drugs..

Barney Fife is my Wife,
He only has one bullet,
But the haircut ain't a mullet

110, 220,
whatever it takes

I am Richard Larson,
King of The Arson,
Eatin' the Gubment Cheese

Unification
Humanitarism
Vilification

The hatred is spreading fast
Lies upon lies upon lies
Obscenely words flow

United Nations
Slumbering eminently
Wake up and smell fear

To time travel
Dissociate from structure
Peripatetic

You know...this site used
to be halfway fun, even
if I hated it

Salvia Divinorum
It

well here's the bad news
not just possible but a fact
you ARE a robot

actually though
i've never seen my insides
maybe a cyborg

first time i smoked pot
thought it could be possible
i was a robot

My Gal Eats Garlic
She Thinks Thatit It Makes Her Strong It Sure Does her Breath.

Thunder Clapping Loud
Left Umbrella In Fhe Car
Pitter,Patter,Soaked

seek and destroy, the
envy of the damned is to
play the role of friend

The line is thread-like
between the boat and the shore
winds blow out to sea

blessed be
and merry part

On that note, I'll hoist myself
Out of this cesspool of an internet
existence, for at least a shortwhile
My ego requires that I come back
on at some point.

well, man
you're not alone
and blessed be
just might do it

I feel lost sometimes
but, some people say
the solution is to
stop living on line

Of course I'm single
Would a man with a loving mate
Rant and rave as I do, wasting
his entire life on some stupid
website?

sex, what if you
weren't single
would the yab meet the yum
in nirvana?

hmm, I do weird things

When to a Tool concert on DXM,
Ingredient found in Nyquil.
Perfectly legal, and you can make
it yourself. We're talking total
mind body disassociation. SPIRAL
OUT BABY.

could wisdom
come from our president
or just puppeteering?

this is a beat time
I guess but I'm not
experienced

I'm just level 2
anyhow at
whatever it is

sex, are you single?
nakedly assured Old Bull Bill
was probably a Black Magickian
as well, old Christians try
to keep away in times of change

some people prefer
less to more
legal to illegal
conservative to liberal
taste to taste

Yes, LSD, the ultimate panacea
But I also self medicate with
Booze and pot.

oh, so the LSD was more
like a self medication?
I was more an Irish solution
alcoholism

hmm, dunking poundcake
and talking to hauser and o'brien
about old golds or Islam Inc?
I don't think I could write anything
that would match up to the experienced deprivation but
the bored are often those
who realize much wisdom is much sorrow