Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 347 Days and 77326 Haiku later...

Failure is not a
Temporary set back
It's a way of life.
Haiku # 27976, March 30, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The organ donor
Her hips cry out "I'm ready
For anything."
Haiku # 27975, March 30, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The orangutan
Smoking a cuban cigar,
Wears a monocle
Haiku # 27974, March 30, 2003 4:52 pm ET
by A Student of Ich kaufte dir ein Ledermieder
I see so many colours
I get confused
My skill is young
Haiku # 27973, March 30, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by searle of stupid visual mistakes pty ltd
Painters folly
ego
selective self criticism
Haiku # 27972, March 30, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by searle of Alone in Cairns
too many Gods there
one missing "oh" changes all
should be: GOOD GOD WILL
Haiku # 27971, March 30, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by give us all a BREAK
Will attracts waders
slowly they immerse themselves
death by suicide
Haiku # 27970, March 30, 2003 3:46 pm ET
by God God Will--Go AWAY
you could jump off Bill
go under crow-black water
but don't resurface
Haiku # 27969, March 30, 2003 2:29 pm ET
by Mellie
Slow crow black water
Slides shallow beneath the bridge
Salmon glide upstream
Haiku # 27968, March 30, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snapping one
Haiku # 27967, March 30, 2003 2:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
flocks of tired birds
wing back from distant havens
grateful for the Spring
Haiku # 27966, March 30, 2003 11:33 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
occasional noise
drowning out significance
ignored anyway
Haiku # 27965, March 30, 2003 11:32 am ET
by one more for the gang
misunderstood force
difficult to analyze
alienates interest
Haiku # 27964, March 30, 2003 11:31 am ET
by me again
no one wants to hear
but all of them will chatter
imperturbably
Haiku # 27963, March 30, 2003 11:30 am ET
by critics r us
Mother in laws offer
Detestable brutish cakes
This woman can
Haiku # 27962, March 30, 2003 8:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Relavitavistic
Dimensional attitudes distract Space-time surfaces
Haiku # 27961, March 30, 2003 8:12 am ET
by William Nippress
There
Haiku # 27960, March 30, 2003 4:30 am ET
by William Nippress
I get impression
US news is sanitized
Not same as Europe
Haiku # 27959, March 30, 2003 4:24 am ET
by William Nippress
I get impression
US news is sanitized
Not same as Europe
Haiku # 27958, March 30, 2003 4:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Everyone
Haiku # 27957, March 30, 2003 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress
maybe, big maybe,
I even miss the haikus
of internet chick
Haiku # 27956, March 30, 2003 3:18 am ET
by guess who of guess where
maybe in all this mess
hidden under tons of mud
something's worth to read
Haiku # 27955, March 30, 2003 3:16 am ET
by guess who of guess where
reading last day's posts
scrolling down all the haikus
filtering poets' names
Haiku # 27954, March 30, 2003 3:14 am ET
by guess who of guess where
Primeval dreams invade
Run from inescapable
Captive ancient sleep
Haiku # 27953, March 30, 2003 2:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Theft is no big thing
In fact it is very small
Much like thieves themselves
Haiku # 27952, March 29, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by A Student of That's not a sausage!
If you're going to steal, always dress clean-cut, don't wear baggy clothing it's too obvious, don't make suspicious movements, and don't be looking up at the cameras.
Look as non threatening as possible.
Haiku # 27951, March 29, 2003 4:20 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Yeah right, like those small
Metallic strips inside are
Going to stop me.
Haiku # 27950, March 29, 2003 4:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
A bookstore thief, I
Will never pay fifteen bucks
For a paper back.
Haiku # 27949, March 29, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Can't you wear the shoes?
And then you change your clothing
Cowardly sucka
Haiku # 27948, March 29, 2003 4:01 pm ET
by A Student of It takes a real man to wear high heels (believe me)
Fool who wears the boots
"It's so I can run away.
"It's too cold outside."
Haiku # 27947, March 29, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by A Student of fool!
Haiku excellence
Bad is an understatement
It's total, utter...
Haiku # 27946, March 29, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by A Student of Actually, it's even worse than that
After your third penile implant
You start to question whether your
Mag Lite-size member belongs on
your 120 lb frame.
Haiku # 27945, March 29, 2003 3:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
don't explode too much
I've noticed the worst threat
is those who have nothing

that refuse to work to go from nothing
but work very hard to get rid of your something
which is why they have nothing in the first place
Haiku # 27944, March 29, 2003 2:52 pm ET
by Mox
I will suck your dick,
For free if you want,
Cause I just hate cunt..
Haiku # 27943, March 29, 2003 2:14 pm ET
by Richard "AssCracker" Larson of Springfield, IL
Alan Alda, chewing my balls,
While I toss Liberace's salad,
Gayness for the new millenium..
Haiku # 27942, March 29, 2003 2:12 pm ET
by Richard "AssCracker" Larson of Springfield, IL
The time is not true
Found secret of time travel
27886
Haiku # 27941, March 29, 2003 1:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
Time difference UK!
I have to get up early
And go to bed late
Haiku # 27940, March 29, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
Fish-net stockings, basque
Hot-pants, high-heels and panties
Rather comfortable
(apart from my feet)
Haiku # 27939, March 29, 2003 1:47 pm ET
by A Student of Things that students do
Hey William Nippress
no offense, but do you sleep?
Posts at 4 and 9?
Haiku # 27938, March 29, 2003 9:49 am ET
by Bubba Zephyr
Desires to rejoin
Sun pulls through the canopy
Oaks lush green scramble
Haiku # 27937, March 29, 2003 9:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Kayak down river
Turn on end, fast hard paddle
Launch myself off wave
Haiku # 27936, March 29, 2003 4:48 am ET
by William Nippress
River soaked my skin
Red-hot sun warms up my face
Ready for next soak
Haiku # 27935, March 29, 2003 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Blam goes another
Hard rough reverberations
Killing civilians
Haiku # 27934, March 29, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
Good or bad speaking
Not good sign of statesmanship
Tell them to shut up
Haiku # 27933, March 29, 2003 4:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Blair is good speaker
Blair is much too clever
Shoots himself in foot
Haiku # 27932, March 29, 2003 4:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Bush is poor speaker
He
Haiku # 27931, March 29, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Is old Reagan dead
Or just had a bush face lift
Hard to tell difference
Haiku # 27930, March 29, 2003 4:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Carouselambra
Sisters of the wayside, Man
You
Haiku # 27929, March 29, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
very frightening
his voice is just like reagan's
and his dementia
Haiku # 27928, March 28, 2003 10:43 pm ET
by ash
eyeballs flying by
barely faster than the train
pretend you don't see
Haiku # 27927, March 28, 2003 6:33 pm ET
by thunder stork
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