The organ donor
Her hips cry out "I'm ready
For anything."

The orangutan
Smoking a cuban cigar,
Wears a monocle

I see so many colours
I get confused
My skill is young

Painters folly
ego
selective self criticism

too many Gods there
one missing "oh" changes all
should be: GOOD GOD WILL

Will attracts waders
slowly they immerse themselves
death by suicide

you could jump off Bill
go under crow-black water
but don't resurface

Slow crow black water
Slides shallow beneath the bridge
Salmon glide upstream

Snapping one

flocks of tired birds
wing back from distant havens
grateful for the Spring

occasional noise
drowning out significance
ignored anyway

misunderstood force
difficult to analyze
alienates interest

no one wants to hear
but all of them will chatter
imperturbably

Mother in laws offer
Detestable brutish cakes
This woman can

Relavitavistic
Dimensional attitudes distract Space-time surfaces

There

I get impression
US news is sanitized
Not same as Europe

I get impression
US news is sanitized
Not same as Europe

Everyone

maybe, big maybe,
I even miss the haikus
of internet chick

maybe in all this mess
hidden under tons of mud
something's worth to read

reading last day's posts
scrolling down all the haikus
filtering poets' names

Primeval dreams invade
Run from inescapable
Captive ancient sleep

Theft is no big thing
In fact it is very small
Much like thieves themselves

If you're going to steal, always dress clean-cut, don't wear baggy clothing it's too obvious, don't make suspicious movements, and don't be looking up at the cameras.
Look as non threatening as possible.

Yeah right, like those small
Metallic strips inside are
Going to stop me.

A bookstore thief, I
Will never pay fifteen bucks
For a paper back.

Can't you wear the shoes?
And then you change your clothing
Cowardly sucka

Fool who wears the boots
"It's so I can run away.
"It's too cold outside."

Haiku excellence
Bad is an understatement
It's total, utter...

After your third penile implant
You start to question whether your
Mag Lite-size member belongs on
your 120 lb frame.

don't explode too much
I've noticed the worst threat
is those who have nothing

that refuse to work to go from nothing
but work very hard to get rid of your something
which is why they have nothing in the first place

I will suck your dick,
For free if you want,
Cause I just hate cunt..

Alan Alda, chewing my balls,
While I toss Liberace's salad,
Gayness for the new millenium..

The time is not true
Found secret of time travel
27886

Time difference UK!
I have to get up early
And go to bed late

Fish-net stockings, basque
Hot-pants, high-heels and panties
Rather comfortable
(apart from my feet)

Hey William Nippress
no offense, but do you sleep?
Posts at 4 and 9?

Desires to rejoin
Sun pulls through the canopy
Oaks lush green scramble

Kayak down river
Turn on end, fast hard paddle
Launch myself off wave

River soaked my skin
Red-hot sun warms up my face
Ready for next soak

Blam goes another
Hard rough reverberations
Killing civilians

Good or bad speaking
Not good sign of statesmanship
Tell them to shut up

Blair is good speaker
Blair is much too clever
Shoots himself in foot

Bush is poor speaker
He

Is old Reagan dead
Or just had a bush face lift
Hard to tell difference

Carouselambra
Sisters of the wayside, Man
You

very frightening
his voice is just like reagan's
and his dementia

eyeballs flying by
barely faster than the train
pretend you don't see

It's after five now
but I'm still at work doing
some stupid haikus?