Factory farming
Should stop immediately
Freedom for all cows
by A Student of Doch dann wurde zu kalt dein Leib
you boring wanker
sexually frustrated
will you drive me nuts
by mellie
wanting to skip class
will get my test back today
ready to fail now.
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Busy season rules
Do you think this is a joke?
Better crush your ballzs
by TD of Toronto
german class today
no one understood a word
damn native speaker
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
I can do this too
you will see it in these lines -
the third line as well...
by guess who of guess where
I like to write stuff
But all words I use are
Monosyllabic
by Justin Teager of The land of bad haiku
There, that should keep you
Occupied a little while
Stave off your self-doubt
by William Nippress
Keep them to myself
My brain too little for that
Inflict them on you
by William Nippress
Please don
by William Nippress
My Haikus that bad
Looking at most critics work
Theirs are no better
by William Nippress
Mawkishly sharp sad
Haikus cut me to the bone
Such shame and sorrow
by William Nippress
Nice to see you back.
Site was lacking BJ works...
Of esquire type.
by Frank Grimes
weekend ends too soon
good times always pass quickly
i long for more time
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
the organ grinder
the monkey cries out at me...
hey...who's throwing poo?
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
oh, look over there!
there's a badger with a gun
he will kill us all!
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
All waitresses blend into eachother,
The same blonde hair mixed with
the same padded buttocks, mixed
with the same desperation blowjobs in the storeroom.
by sexually frustrated
Death is disassembly, so why this
fear of my component parts?
We were nuts and bolts to begin
with, our wholeness was a dream.
by sexually frustrated
Failure is not a
Temporary set back
It's a way of life.
by sexually frustrated
The organ donor
Her hips cry out "I'm ready
For anything."
by sexually frustrated
The orangutan
Smoking a cuban cigar,
Wears a monocle
by A Student of Ich kaufte dir ein Ledermieder
I see so many colours
I get confused
My skill is young
by searle of stupid visual mistakes pty ltd
Painters folly
ego
selective self criticism
by searle of Alone in Cairns
too many Gods there
one missing "oh" changes all
should be: GOOD GOD WILL
by give us all a BREAK
Will attracts waders
slowly they immerse themselves
death by suicide
by God God Will--Go AWAY
you could jump off Bill
go under crow-black water
but don't resurface
by Mellie
Slow crow black water
Slides shallow beneath the bridge
Salmon glide upstream
by William Nippress
Snapping one
by William Nippress
flocks of tired birds
wing back from distant havens
grateful for the Spring
by Gwenhyfar
occasional noise
drowning out significance
ignored anyway
by one more for the gang
misunderstood force
difficult to analyze
alienates interest
by me again
no one wants to hear
but all of them will chatter
imperturbably
by critics r us
Mother in laws offer
Detestable brutish cakes
This woman can
by William Nippress
Relavitavistic
Dimensional attitudes distract Space-time surfaces
by William Nippress
There
by William Nippress
I get impression
US news is sanitized
Not same as Europe
by William Nippress
I get impression
US news is sanitized
Not same as Europe
by William Nippress
Everyone
by William Nippress
maybe, big maybe,
I even miss the haikus
of internet chick
by guess who of guess where
maybe in all this mess
hidden under tons of mud
something's worth to read
by guess who of guess where
reading last day's posts
scrolling down all the haikus
filtering poets' names
by guess who of guess where
Primeval dreams invade
Run from inescapable
Captive ancient sleep
by William Nippress
Theft is no big thing
In fact it is very small
Much like thieves themselves
by A Student of That's not a sausage!
If you're going to steal, always dress clean-cut, don't wear baggy clothing it's too obvious, don't make suspicious movements, and don't be looking up at the cameras.
Look as non threatening as possible.
by sexually frustrated
Yeah right, like those small
Metallic strips inside are
Going to stop me.
by sexually frustrated
A bookstore thief, I
Will never pay fifteen bucks
For a paper back.
by sexually frustrated
Can't you wear the shoes?
And then you change your clothing
Cowardly sucka
by A Student of It takes a real man to wear high heels (believe me)
Fool who wears the boots
"It's so I can run away.
"It's too cold outside."
by A Student of fool!
Haiku excellence
Bad is an understatement
It's total, utter...
by A Student of Actually, it's even worse than that
After your third penile implant
You start to question whether your
Mag Lite-size member belongs on
your 120 lb frame.
by sexually frustrated
