Stalking prying eyes
Pretending to be gentle
Lurking scheming
Cow will get you
by searle of in my own stink
Their moo is evil
It shall frighten you rigid
And they shall eat you
by A Student of Ich biß dir die Kehle auf
Saddam has weapons!
Homicidal supercows
They shall destroy you
by A Student of Als ich mich über dich erbrach
Excitement of karts--
Old motorcycle engines...
Backpack of POWER.
by Frank Grimes
I have a Passport
For Tiger, it's not much money
I want a new car.
by Frank Grimes
had an awesome time,
crazy loungin' with my peeps,
and dancin' with rogue.
by Cornea Pete
lack of marshmallow "peeps"
makes a man go crazy
sometimes..
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
there goes the weekend,
i really didn't mind it,
waking on the couch.
by Cornea Pete
breathing fumes all day
alternately dumb and brilliant
next i paint the phone
by thunder stork
i think i'll stop here,
this will be my third haiku,
third to end in "fun".
by Cornea Pete
at first a mistake
brush falls out of mouth - fuck it
paint the computer
by thunder stork
i'm kinda tired,
it's not from a lack of sleep,
it's the lack of fun.
by Cornea Pete
feeling kinda bored,
i think i will learn Spanish,
this should be some fun.
by Cornea Pete
may seems not to come
agree about beach vay-kay
will never come home
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
oh,how much longer?!?!
the beach is calling my name
i need my passport
by tiger of vegas
Factory farming
Should stop immediately
Freedom for all cows
by A Student of Doch dann wurde zu kalt dein Leib
you boring wanker
sexually frustrated
will you drive me nuts
by mellie
wanting to skip class
will get my test back today
ready to fail now.
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Busy season rules
Do you think this is a joke?
Better crush your ballzs
by TD of Toronto
german class today
no one understood a word
damn native speaker
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
I can do this too
you will see it in these lines -
the third line as well...
by guess who of guess where
I like to write stuff
But all words I use are
Monosyllabic
by Justin Teager of The land of bad haiku
There, that should keep you
Occupied a little while
Stave off your self-doubt
by William Nippress
Keep them to myself
My brain too little for that
Inflict them on you
by William Nippress
Please don
by William Nippress
My Haikus that bad
Looking at most critics work
Theirs are no better
by William Nippress
Mawkishly sharp sad
Haikus cut me to the bone
Such shame and sorrow
by William Nippress
Nice to see you back.
Site was lacking BJ works...
Of esquire type.
by Frank Grimes
weekend ends too soon
good times always pass quickly
i long for more time
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
the organ grinder
the monkey cries out at me...
hey...who's throwing poo?
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
oh, look over there!
there's a badger with a gun
he will kill us all!
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
All waitresses blend into eachother,
The same blonde hair mixed with
the same padded buttocks, mixed
with the same desperation blowjobs in the storeroom.
by sexually frustrated
Death is disassembly, so why this
fear of my component parts?
We were nuts and bolts to begin
with, our wholeness was a dream.
by sexually frustrated
Failure is not a
Temporary set back
It's a way of life.
by sexually frustrated
The organ donor
Her hips cry out "I'm ready
For anything."
by sexually frustrated
The orangutan
Smoking a cuban cigar,
Wears a monocle
by A Student of Ich kaufte dir ein Ledermieder
I see so many colours
I get confused
My skill is young
by searle of stupid visual mistakes pty ltd
Painters folly
ego
selective self criticism
by searle of Alone in Cairns
too many Gods there
one missing "oh" changes all
should be: GOOD GOD WILL
by give us all a BREAK
Will attracts waders
slowly they immerse themselves
death by suicide
by God God Will--Go AWAY
you could jump off Bill
go under crow-black water
but don't resurface
by Mellie
Slow crow black water
Slides shallow beneath the bridge
Salmon glide upstream
by William Nippress
Snapping one
by William Nippress
flocks of tired birds
wing back from distant havens
grateful for the Spring
by Gwenhyfar
occasional noise
drowning out significance
ignored anyway
by one more for the gang
misunderstood force
difficult to analyze
alienates interest
by me again
no one wants to hear
but all of them will chatter
imperturbably
by critics r us
Mother in laws offer
Detestable brutish cakes
This woman can
by William Nippress
Relavitavistic
Dimensional attitudes distract Space-time surfaces
by William Nippress
