I'd like one order
of carbon monoxide, two shots
of battery acid, one small cyanide
pill, and all of it biggie sized with
a coke to wash it down.
by sexually frustrated
My dream is to start up my own
euthanasia business. My
advertisements will promise
"Service with a smile."
by sexually frustrated
I'm sorry, Dave, but all the tests
show that there's a golf ball size
tumor in your frontal lobe. Ha Ha
April Fools! Gotcha Bitch.
by sexually frustrated
Wisdom is knowing
That suicide is only
Allotted to man.
by sexually frustrated
Baloney sammiches are nutritious,
Just like Sid Vicious,
Or St. Aloyishes
by "Master" Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
I worship ducks and goats,
(goats are fun at parties) because
I am Farmer Rick, King of Golgotha
by "Master" Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
I worship cows and pigs,
For I am Farmer Rick,
King of the Free World...
by "Master" Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
Where did my computer go?
All I have is my Atari 2600,
And a porno mag....
by "Master" Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
scruffy the dog, in my yard,
blammo goes my 22 caliber,
poor ol scruffy...im gonna eat
him for supper
by Anonymous Poet
life is like a bowling ball,
you roll down the alley,
and go in the gutter....
by richard larson of springfield, il
Isn't all sex just consentual rape
anyway? And isn't your body
something akin to the moist towel
I use to catch my semen, some
thing I can wipe my shame on and
toss to the next man?
by sexually frustrated
If Mr. T and
Nell Carter spawned, we'd hear sung
"Don't Jibba Jabba"
by Anonymous Poet
Oh, don't worry about this cigarette
burn, Nurse Betty. It's just how
daddy shows his love.
by sexually frustrated
Late 60's party:
Sandy Duncan swaps eye with
Sam Davis Jr.
by Bubba Zephyr
Sitting in the rest home being
spoon fed baby carrots, he asks
himself what was the point?
School, work, marriage, kids,
retirement, and now doomed to
die in the warehouse alone and
betrayed.
by sexually frustrated
Scraping away at
The dark underbelly of
Our pitiful lives.
by sexually frustrated
"What's she doing hittin me with
a restraining order? I'm gonna go
teach that bitch a lesson!"
by sexually frustrated
Stalking prying eyes
Pretending to be gentle
Lurking scheming
Cow will get you
by searle of in my own stink
Their moo is evil
It shall frighten you rigid
And they shall eat you
by A Student of Ich biß dir die Kehle auf
Saddam has weapons!
Homicidal supercows
They shall destroy you
by A Student of Als ich mich über dich erbrach
Excitement of karts--
Old motorcycle engines...
Backpack of POWER.
by Frank Grimes
I have a Passport
For Tiger, it's not much money
I want a new car.
by Frank Grimes
had an awesome time,
crazy loungin' with my peeps,
and dancin' with rogue.
by Cornea Pete
lack of marshmallow "peeps"
makes a man go crazy
sometimes..
by Richard Larson of Springfield, IL
there goes the weekend,
i really didn't mind it,
waking on the couch.
by Cornea Pete
breathing fumes all day
alternately dumb and brilliant
next i paint the phone
by thunder stork
i think i'll stop here,
this will be my third haiku,
third to end in "fun".
by Cornea Pete
at first a mistake
brush falls out of mouth - fuck it
paint the computer
by thunder stork
i'm kinda tired,
it's not from a lack of sleep,
it's the lack of fun.
by Cornea Pete
feeling kinda bored,
i think i will learn Spanish,
this should be some fun.
by Cornea Pete
may seems not to come
agree about beach vay-kay
will never come home
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
oh,how much longer?!?!
the beach is calling my name
i need my passport
by tiger of vegas
Factory farming
Should stop immediately
Freedom for all cows
by A Student of Doch dann wurde zu kalt dein Leib
you boring wanker
sexually frustrated
will you drive me nuts
by mellie
wanting to skip class
will get my test back today
ready to fail now.
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
Busy season rules
Do you think this is a joke?
Better crush your ballzs
by TD of Toronto
german class today
no one understood a word
damn native speaker
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
I can do this too
you will see it in these lines -
the third line as well...
by guess who of guess where
I like to write stuff
But all words I use are
Monosyllabic
by Justin Teager of The land of bad haiku
There, that should keep you
Occupied a little while
Stave off your self-doubt
by William Nippress
Keep them to myself
My brain too little for that
Inflict them on you
by William Nippress
Please don
by William Nippress
My Haikus that bad
Looking at most critics work
Theirs are no better
by William Nippress
Mawkishly sharp sad
Haikus cut me to the bone
Such shame and sorrow
by William Nippress
Nice to see you back.
Site was lacking BJ works...
Of esquire type.
by Frank Grimes
weekend ends too soon
good times always pass quickly
i long for more time
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
the organ grinder
the monkey cries out at me...
hey...who's throwing poo?
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
oh, look over there!
there's a badger with a gun
he will kill us all!
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, Tx
All waitresses blend into eachother,
The same blonde hair mixed with
the same padded buttocks, mixed
with the same desperation blowjobs in the storeroom.
by sexually frustrated
