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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 75 Days and 78047 Haiku later...
Rain sodden army
Railing against unfair life
Officers not wet
Haiku # 27063 March 14, 2003 9:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Old house rough-hewn
Dried door stands fast, no entry
Gravestone set proudly
Haiku # 27062 March 14, 2003 9:54 am ET
by William Nippress
Rider less kingdoms
Frustrated unrest ferments
Heart panics feebly
Haiku # 27061 March 14, 2003 9:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Buda wisely said
What we refused
Remains with sender
Haiku # 27060 March 14, 2003 9:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Startled cows leap up
At the sight of a monkey
Playing the banjo
Haiku # 27059 March 14, 2003 8:47 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Worry not, Nippress
I am only annoyed by
The foolishly named
Haiku # 27058 March 14, 2003 8:46 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Sports football fan
Raucously impermanent
Support winner only
Haiku # 27057 March 14, 2003 8:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Weep so humbly
Lost all your humanity
City citizen
Haiku # 27056 March 14, 2003 8:31 am ET
by William Nippress
With a wailing eye
Uncaring is way of life
Loves lost to mankind
Haiku # 27055 March 14, 2003 8:28 am ET
by William Nippress
Strangers lost his way
Resist dazed countenance
Unfriendly city
Haiku # 27054 March 14, 2003 8:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Whose hand angriest
Bush or Blair is it Saddam
You just want to kill
Haiku # 27053 March 14, 2003 8:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Laughter wins again
Hooked depression hesitates
We know how to live
Haiku # 27052 March 14, 2003 8:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Young child delightful
Intoxicating laughter
Smiles forming, hers laugh
Haiku # 27051 March 14, 2003 8:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Paper imagines
Minds racing thoughts are forming
Haiku
Haiku # 27050 March 14, 2003 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Oh yes we know you
Gawking mewing gigolo
Dumb alchemist
Haiku # 27049 March 14, 2003 8:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Apprehensive rogue
You watch for an opening
Its my cash you see
Haiku # 27048 March 14, 2003 8:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Descriptive mankind
Despondent birds searching stale bread
Oh how we struggle
Haiku # 27047 March 14, 2003 7:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Inseminator
Last one was not aimed at you
It just came to me
Haiku # 27046 March 14, 2003 7:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Flouting rage
Hey cold careless pious dude
Is God on your side
Haiku # 27045 March 14, 2003 7:49 am ET
by William Nippress
It's always nice to
Stir up some controversy
Through mere description
Haiku # 27044 March 14, 2003 7:42 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Captive rippling fish
Sleek bronze arching lily pads
Hide
Haiku # 27043 March 14, 2003 7:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Small light gray field mouse
Harvesting dry brown corn stalks
Sagging thirstily
Haiku # 27042 March 14, 2003 6:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Hot fishermen doze
Dogs paw lewdly at long dead fish
Despairing cat frets
Haiku # 27041 March 14, 2003 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Incantations roar
cold, frostbitten rivers
Pagan
Haiku # 27040 March 14, 2003 6:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Dark foggy ghosts drift
doggedly haunting my mind
Passionless specter
Haiku # 27039 March 14, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Yank overeats, rich
clangorous passenger farts
Loudly childishly
Haiku # 27038 March 14, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
lamely drifting duck
encircles quickly cruelly
Hungry leering fox
Haiku # 27037 March 14, 2003 5:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Startled crows fleet flight
Weeping river sweeps softly by
Tranquility lost
Haiku # 27036 March 14, 2003 5:12 am ET
by William Nippress
That last one looks good
May be onto something here
Maybe I
Haiku # 27035 March 14, 2003 4:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Searing azure sky
Vivid painful firmament
Polished perfection
Haiku # 27034 March 14, 2003 3:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Clearest sky, low sun
Long shadows stealing colour
Eyes search bare detail
Haiku # 27033 March 14, 2003 3:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Know its not haiku
No flow, too wordy such tripe
But it can be fun
Haiku # 27032 March 14, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Sun on bare branches
Spring buds spontaneously
Waiting to explode
Haiku # 27031 March 14, 2003 3:32 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 27030 March 14, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Pedophilia
My own submission or his
Inseminator
.
Nameless submission
Myself a moving target
Was all my own work
.
Own name a secret
I
Haiku # 27029 March 14, 2003 2:31 am ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
such ambivalence
it's somewhat unattractive
yet it draws me in
Haiku # 27028 March 13, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by ash
Cars in transit lane
The eighties are coming back
Taffeta and bows
Haiku # 27027 March 13, 2003 10:07 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney
Take frequent smoke breaks
Stretch yourself in the office
Two rules to live by
Haiku # 27026 March 13, 2003 9:57 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney
Alley smells of piss
Used as urinal by drunks
I really hate peas
Haiku # 27025 March 13, 2003 9:44 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney
I am a student
Black men aren't intelligent
Anti-black yourself!
Haiku # 27024 March 13, 2003 9:06 pm ET
by Black and proud? of And yet you assume whites are more intelligent
Am I a loser?
You stupid racist wanker
Assuming I'm white
Haiku # 27023 March 13, 2003 9:04 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Paedophilia
Projected in a subtle way
Not in your violence
Haiku # 27022 March 13, 2003 9:00 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
It began quite nice
But then it turned out quite sick
But it was not that
Haiku # 27021 March 13, 2003 8:59 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a curve is a curve
a spot can be a nipple
my head flies away
Haiku # 27020 March 13, 2003 8:02 pm ET
by thunder stork
used to paint nude girls
now shapes and colors alone
like.....abstract road signs
Haiku # 27019 March 13, 2003 7:53 pm ET
by thunder stork
I'm hungry people
And this glorious mind-fuck
Is now at end.
Haiku # 27018 March 13, 2003 7:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Sexually frustrated is not bisexual, but he's an intellectual, when he raps he's a professional and that's no question yo!
Haiku # 27017 March 13, 2003 6:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated is in your face
This requires art
That which you profoundly lack
Go do your homework.
Haiku # 27016 March 13, 2003 6:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Wow, that's amazing
But it is not a haiku
What a big vocab.
Haiku # 27015 March 13, 2003 6:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated, is back
Pedophilia
Dedisfunctionality
Supercilia
Haiku # 27014 March 13, 2003 6:40 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like