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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78440 Haiku later...
Flouting rage
Hey cold careless pious dude
Is God on your side
Haiku # 27045 ↗ March 14, 2003 7:49 am ET
by William Nippress
It's always nice to
Stir up some controversy
Through mere description
Haiku # 27044 ↗ March 14, 2003 7:42 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Captive rippling fish
Sleek bronze arching lily pads
Hide
Haiku # 27043 ↗ March 14, 2003 7:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Small light gray field mouse
Harvesting dry brown corn stalks
Sagging thirstily
Haiku # 27042 ↗ March 14, 2003 6:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Hot fishermen doze
Dogs paw lewdly at long dead fish
Despairing cat frets
Haiku # 27041 ↗ March 14, 2003 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Incantations roar
cold, frostbitten rivers
Pagan
Haiku # 27040 ↗ March 14, 2003 6:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Dark foggy ghosts drift
doggedly haunting my mind
Passionless specter
Haiku # 27039 ↗ March 14, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Yank overeats, rich
clangorous passenger farts
Loudly childishly
Haiku # 27038 ↗ March 14, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
lamely drifting duck
encircles quickly cruelly
Hungry leering fox
Haiku # 27037 ↗ March 14, 2003 5:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Startled crows fleet flight
Weeping river sweeps softly by
Tranquility lost
Haiku # 27036 ↗ March 14, 2003 5:12 am ET
by William Nippress
That last one looks good
May be onto something here
Maybe I
Haiku # 27035 ↗ March 14, 2003 4:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Searing azure sky
Vivid painful firmament
Polished perfection
Haiku # 27034 ↗ March 14, 2003 3:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Clearest sky, low sun
Long shadows stealing colour
Eyes search bare detail
Haiku # 27033 ↗ March 14, 2003 3:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Know its not haiku
No flow, too wordy such tripe
But it can be fun
Haiku # 27032 ↗ March 14, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Sun on bare branches
Spring buds spontaneously
Waiting to explode
Haiku # 27031 ↗ March 14, 2003 3:32 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 27030 ↗ March 14, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Pedophilia
My own submission or his
Inseminator
.
Nameless submission
Myself a moving target
Was all my own work
.
Own name a secret
I
Haiku # 27029 ↗ March 14, 2003 2:31 am ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
such ambivalence
it's somewhat unattractive
yet it draws me in
Haiku # 27028 ↗ March 13, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by ash
Cars in transit lane
The eighties are coming back
Taffeta and bows
Haiku # 27027 ↗ March 13, 2003 10:07 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney
Take frequent smoke breaks
Stretch yourself in the office
Two rules to live by
Haiku # 27026 ↗ March 13, 2003 9:57 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney
Alley smells of piss
Used as urinal by drunks
I really hate peas
Haiku # 27025 ↗ March 13, 2003 9:44 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney
I am a student
Black men aren't intelligent
Anti-black yourself!
Haiku # 27024 ↗ March 13, 2003 9:06 pm ET
by Black and proud? of And yet you assume whites are more intelligent
Am I a loser?
You stupid racist wanker
Assuming I'm white
Haiku # 27023 ↗ March 13, 2003 9:04 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Paedophilia
Projected in a subtle way
Not in your violence
Haiku # 27022 ↗ March 13, 2003 9:00 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
It began quite nice
But then it turned out quite sick
But it was not that
Haiku # 27021 ↗ March 13, 2003 8:59 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a curve is a curve
a spot can be a nipple
my head flies away
Haiku # 27020 ↗ March 13, 2003 8:02 pm ET
by thunder stork
used to paint nude girls
now shapes and colors alone
like.....abstract road signs
Haiku # 27019 ↗ March 13, 2003 7:53 pm ET
by thunder stork
I'm hungry people
And this glorious mind-fuck
Is now at end.
Haiku # 27018 ↗ March 13, 2003 7:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Sexually frustrated is not bisexual, but he's an intellectual, when he raps he's a professional and that's no question yo!
Haiku # 27017 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated is in your face
This requires art
That which you profoundly lack
Go do your homework.
Haiku # 27016 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Wow, that's amazing
But it is not a haiku
What a big vocab.
Haiku # 27015 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated, is back
Pedophilia
Dedisfunctionality
Supercilia
Haiku # 27014 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:40 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Sexuality
Gratitudinality
Bestiality
Haiku # 27013 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:34 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Yup I shut you up
Your creativity is nil
Bow down to squirrel priest
Haiku # 27012 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I'm the fucking man
No one's got these kind of skills
So go fuck yourself
Haiku # 27011 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Ignore this sick man
Soon go, he craves attention
Gee hat a dick head
Haiku # 27010 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Crucifying squirrels
The demons tell me I'm god
And god wants pussy!
Haiku # 27009 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Doctor Prescribes medicine
Child Rapist does not take it
Time to fuck the dog.
Haiku # 27008 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
they want me to work saturday
they want me to work sunday
please shoot me now
Haiku # 27007 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:16 pm ET
by disgruntled of new york
He
Haiku # 27006 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:16 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
I'm very talented don't you think?
Haiku # 27005 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Damn this hellish world
Masturbating in a pile
Of my own feces
Haiku # 27004 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:15 pm ET
by sexuallly frustrated
grandma's catheter
leaking all over the floor
must quench this damn thirst
Haiku # 27003 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Lonely child rapist
Who will be your next victim
Little Timmy
Haiku # 27002 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:11 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Dick head all used up
Take him forever to think
Whilst he holds limp dick
.
Your so right deep six
So much rubbish in his head
But do not give up
Haiku # 27001 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:10 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Wall paper flaking
Onto cold dirty floor tile
Rain blows through the door.
Haiku # 27000 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
cerebral palsied
drooling in a wheel chair
does she want a date?
Haiku # 26999 ↗ March 13, 2003 6:02 pm ET
by sexuall frustrated
Diaper needs changing
Pacifier in her mouth
I probe her with my finger
Haiku # 26998 ↗ March 13, 2003 5:59 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I
Haiku # 26997 ↗ March 13, 2003 5:58 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
since when did psychos
start posting here? it's a shame
used to be some fun
Haiku # 26996 ↗ March 13, 2003 5:57 pm ET
by other places offer so much more time to deep six this