Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 349 Days and 77328 Haiku later...

Whose hand angriest
Bush or Blair is it Saddam
You just want to kill
Haiku # 27053, March 14, 2003 8:19 am ET
by William Nippress
Laughter wins again
Hooked depression hesitates
We know how to live
Haiku # 27052, March 14, 2003 8:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Young child delightful
Intoxicating laughter
Smiles forming, hers laugh
Haiku # 27051, March 14, 2003 8:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Paper imagines
Minds racing thoughts are forming
Haiku
Haiku # 27050, March 14, 2003 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Oh yes we know you
Gawking mewing gigolo
Dumb alchemist
Haiku # 27049, March 14, 2003 8:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Apprehensive rogue
You watch for an opening
Its my cash you see
Haiku # 27048, March 14, 2003 8:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Descriptive mankind
Despondent birds searching stale bread
Oh how we struggle
Haiku # 27047, March 14, 2003 7:59 am ET
by William Nippress
Inseminator
Last one was not aimed at you
It just came to me
Haiku # 27046, March 14, 2003 7:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Flouting rage
Hey cold careless pious dude
Is God on your side
Haiku # 27045, March 14, 2003 7:49 am ET
by William Nippress
It's always nice to
Stir up some controversy
Through mere description
Haiku # 27044, March 14, 2003 7:42 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Captive rippling fish
Sleek bronze arching lily pads
Hide
Haiku # 27043, March 14, 2003 7:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Small light gray field mouse
Harvesting dry brown corn stalks
Sagging thirstily
Haiku # 27042, March 14, 2003 6:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Hot fishermen doze
Dogs paw lewdly at long dead fish
Despairing cat frets
Haiku # 27041, March 14, 2003 6:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Incantations roar
cold, frostbitten rivers
Pagan
Haiku # 27040, March 14, 2003 6:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Dark foggy ghosts drift
doggedly haunting my mind
Passionless specter
Haiku # 27039, March 14, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Yank overeats, rich
clangorous passenger farts
Loudly childishly
Haiku # 27038, March 14, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
lamely drifting duck
encircles quickly cruelly
Hungry leering fox
Haiku # 27037, March 14, 2003 5:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Startled crows fleet flight
Weeping river sweeps softly by
Tranquility lost
Haiku # 27036, March 14, 2003 5:12 am ET
by William Nippress
That last one looks good
May be onto something here
Maybe I
Haiku # 27035, March 14, 2003 4:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Searing azure sky
Vivid painful firmament
Polished perfection
Haiku # 27034, March 14, 2003 3:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Clearest sky, low sun
Long shadows stealing colour
Eyes search bare detail
Haiku # 27033, March 14, 2003 3:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Know its not haiku
No flow, too wordy such tripe
But it can be fun
Haiku # 27032, March 14, 2003 3:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Sun on bare branches
Spring buds spontaneously
Waiting to explode
Haiku # 27031, March 14, 2003 3:32 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 27030, March 14, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Pedophilia
My own submission or his
Inseminator
.
Nameless submission
Myself a moving target
Was all my own work
.
Own name a secret
I
Haiku # 27029, March 14, 2003 2:31 am ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
such ambivalence
it's somewhat unattractive
yet it draws me in
Haiku # 27028, March 13, 2003 11:16 pm ET
by ash
Cars in transit lane
The eighties are coming back
Taffeta and bows
Haiku # 27027, March 13, 2003 10:07 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney
Take frequent smoke breaks
Stretch yourself in the office
Two rules to live by
Haiku # 27026, March 13, 2003 9:57 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney
Alley smells of piss
Used as urinal by drunks
I really hate peas
Haiku # 27025, March 13, 2003 9:44 pm ET
by Anna of Sydney
I am a student
Black men aren't intelligent
Anti-black yourself!
Haiku # 27024, March 13, 2003 9:06 pm ET
by Black and proud? of And yet you assume whites are more intelligent
Am I a loser?
You stupid racist wanker
Assuming I'm white
Haiku # 27023, March 13, 2003 9:04 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Paedophilia
Projected in a subtle way
Not in your violence
Haiku # 27022, March 13, 2003 9:00 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
It began quite nice
But then it turned out quite sick
But it was not that
Haiku # 27021, March 13, 2003 8:59 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
a curve is a curve
a spot can be a nipple
my head flies away
Haiku # 27020, March 13, 2003 8:02 pm ET
by thunder stork
used to paint nude girls
now shapes and colors alone
like.....abstract road signs
Haiku # 27019, March 13, 2003 7:53 pm ET
by thunder stork
I'm hungry people
And this glorious mind-fuck
Is now at end.
Haiku # 27018, March 13, 2003 7:05 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Sexually frustrated is not bisexual, but he's an intellectual, when he raps he's a professional and that's no question yo!
Haiku # 27017, March 13, 2003 6:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated is in your face
This requires art
That which you profoundly lack
Go do your homework.
Haiku # 27016, March 13, 2003 6:55 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Wow, that's amazing
But it is not a haiku
What a big vocab.
Haiku # 27015, March 13, 2003 6:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated, is back
Pedophilia
Dedisfunctionality
Supercilia
Haiku # 27014, March 13, 2003 6:40 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Sexuality
Gratitudinality
Bestiality
Haiku # 27013, March 13, 2003 6:34 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Yup I shut you up
Your creativity is nil
Bow down to squirrel priest
Haiku # 27012, March 13, 2003 6:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I'm the fucking man
No one's got these kind of skills
So go fuck yourself
Haiku # 27011, March 13, 2003 6:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Ignore this sick man
Soon go, he craves attention
Gee hat a dick head
Haiku # 27010, March 13, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
Crucifying squirrels
The demons tell me I'm god
And god wants pussy!
Haiku # 27009, March 13, 2003 6:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Doctor Prescribes medicine
Child Rapist does not take it
Time to fuck the dog.
Haiku # 27008, March 13, 2003 6:18 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
they want me to work saturday
they want me to work sunday
please shoot me now
Haiku # 27007, March 13, 2003 6:16 pm ET
by disgruntled of new york
He
Haiku # 27006, March 13, 2003 6:16 pm ET
by Dear God can you imagine what this dick heads like
I'm very talented don't you think?
Haiku # 27005, March 13, 2003 6:16 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Damn this hellish world
Masturbating in a pile
Of my own feces
Haiku # 27004, March 13, 2003 6:15 pm ET
by sexuallly frustrated
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