Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

fire and brimstone
repent suicide jesus
now that IS moxie!
Haiku # 25896, January 24, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by ap
and with any luck
and a bit of grace and speed?
ski better than type
Haiku # 25895, January 24, 2003 3:32 pm ET
by oops... here's that letter "L"!
empty studio
only sunlight dances on
silent wooden floor
Haiku # 25894, January 24, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by Boston ga... Cannon Mt. bound (snowboards r us)
in power everyone
has enemies, whether they
want them or not

it is a fact of life
Haiku # 25893, January 24, 2003 1:47 pm ET
by Mox
they stall for time
living a meaningless life
and the game continues

why can't I repent...
Haiku # 25892, January 24, 2003 1:44 pm ET
by Mox
five minutes time
looking for the reaction
to their baiting

till suicide then
find someone else
cycle continues

hell grows
Haiku # 25891, January 24, 2003 1:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ass kissers in the
end, smell like the same
pile of shit they're used to
Haiku # 25890, January 24, 2003 1:41 pm ET
by Mox
I think if a person
blew their brains out in cliques of
your own, deep down

you might feel the need to
consider it but on the surface
bubbly joking of how insane THAT
person was rather than doing the real work of looking inside yourselves
Haiku # 25889, January 24, 2003 1:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
if I went silent
one day, I am not sure
if a celebration or wonderment

would happen...
I do know that, if I knew
of your in person

you would seem more human
and not people provoking my
own Satanic nature
Haiku # 25888, January 24, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Mox
Jesus, look at you
remembering catchphrases?
do you ammount to anything

significant here? I don't!
so, when will people here
fuck off themselves and

acutually get to the real business
of having real lives?
Haiku # 25887, January 24, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by Mox
if any of you took
your own lives like I have hinted?
would I care? to me

you are just names and bullies
safe on line, to take out
unhappy frustrations

on someone who reacts to you
Haiku # 25886, January 24, 2003 1:33 pm ET
by Mox
the thinking of murder
is Satanic, the fashions of man
are also Satanic,

Survivor survives
on the passions of those
destined for eternal damnation
Haiku # 25885, January 24, 2003 1:31 pm ET
by Mox
My sister my friend
Reflections on broken glass
Haiku # 25884, January 24, 2003 4:58 am ET
by peter searle the younger of Australia
texan crude is king
a high octane president
highly flammable
Haiku # 25883, January 24, 2003 12:52 am ET
by ash
we don't want a war
but we really like your oil
and we don't like you
Haiku # 25882, January 24, 2003 12:50 am ET
by ash
let slip like a fart
pathetic lap dog of war
our prime minister
Haiku # 25881, January 24, 2003 12:44 am ET
by ash of australia (the 51st state)
bang or a whimper
t.s. poet wants to know
how will it all end?
Haiku # 25880, January 23, 2003 10:14 pm ET
by kevin
throwing 7's now
and george knows all the numbers
puppets feel the strings

Haiku # 25879, January 23, 2003 10:09 pm ET
by kevin
roll fives and sevens
george and chaney hold the dice
Vegas in Iraq
Haiku # 25878, January 23, 2003 9:59 pm ET
by kevin
little big man in
the white house scares me
go to Dallas george
Haiku # 25877, January 23, 2003 9:55 pm ET
by kevin
fuck you, fuck me, bye,
tomorrow may not happen
like it did today
Haiku # 25876, January 23, 2003 9:18 pm ET
by Saddam
he is moxie-esque
in volume and in substance
different flavor, though
Haiku # 25875, January 23, 2003 9:17 pm ET
by scotch
not all memories
are remembered at all times
and forgotten now
Haiku # 25874, January 23, 2003 9:16 pm ET
by kevin
brick windows vision
you see what you want to see
end of time is coming


Haiku # 25873, January 23, 2003 9:10 pm ET
by kevin
fuck george and chaney
the world is too small a place
for warheads and morons too.
Haiku # 25872, January 23, 2003 9:01 pm ET
by kevin
cold envelops us
we cuddle 'neath flannel sheets
she tastes like peaches
Haiku # 25871, January 23, 2003 8:33 pm ET
by ap
time for lithium
and whatever else you take
bastard tortures us
Haiku # 25870, January 23, 2003 8:30 pm ET
by ap
the P E F thing
like old duke and the bowflex
this is surely mox
Haiku # 25869, January 23, 2003 8:27 pm ET
by ao
Why call me Moxie?
I am not a beverage
Good for you I'd say
Haiku # 25868, January 23, 2003 2:27 pm ET
by A Student of learning, somthing you've obviously given up on
Hey Moxie! While you
are drinking, remember to
overdo it, PLEASE!
Haiku # 25867, January 23, 2003 2:11 pm ET
by k of alcohol poisoning is good for some!
Bush and Saddam should
duke it out under bleachers
after Woodshop II
Haiku # 25866, January 23, 2003 12:41 pm ET
by onjaysun (a Jon Stewart suggestion)
Now free from exams
I can now go out drinking
Quite excessively
Haiku # 25865, January 23, 2003 9:51 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
well something is shot
i dunno what it is mate
go find a hobby
Haiku # 25864, January 23, 2003 9:46 am ET
by mellie
your syntax is shot
go and find some good porn mate
and just do ya thang
Haiku # 25863, January 23, 2003 9:44 am ET
by mellie
Perfection of art
Everywhere that I may go
Fools may all mock this
Pornography rules
Evil is in everyone
Faith you hide under
Haiku # 25862, January 23, 2003 8:00 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Some are creative
They may be opposed by fools
Dangerous they are
Haiku # 25861, January 23, 2003 7:56 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
All I see is wrong
Where are my hiking boots?
Here, I left them here
Oh, well forget that
Retribution for the fool
Eating hiking boots
Haiku # 25860, January 23, 2003 7:54 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
What has the fool done
Another haiku attack
No, this must stop soon
Killing is not bad?
Everything moral is wrong?
Really, shut up foo!
Haiku # 25859, January 23, 2003 7:52 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
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Haiku # 25858, January 23, 2003 4:59 am ET
by A Student of Manchester of droning on and on
Seven is evil
It scourges my existence
It is bad to me
Haiku # 25857, January 23, 2003 4:01 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
The bush is doing
Everything Osama B wants
He must be quite chuffed
Haiku # 25856, January 23, 2003 4:00 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Where is Bin Laden?
Could he be in the white house
George makes him happy
Haiku # 25855, January 23, 2003 3:59 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Yay I am abused!
By the one who cannot think
Yay do it again!
Haiku # 25854, January 23, 2003 3:57 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
got a headful of
thinking to do and no time...
go seek novelty.
Haiku # 25853, January 23, 2003 12:25 am ET
by ComiCat
ap:
thanks for noticing
(i don't care if you're amused)
that wasn't my style
Haiku # 25852, January 22, 2003 10:56 pm ET
by sheena@a friend's
where is bin laden ?
all those arabs are the same
bad luck then saddam
Haiku # 25851, January 22, 2003 10:23 pm ET
by ash
fuck off Student Asshole
Haiku # 25850, January 22, 2003 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25849, January 22, 2003 8:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25848, January 22, 2003 8:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25847, January 22, 2003 8:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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