Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

My sister my friend
Reflections on broken glass
Haiku # 25884, January 24, 2003 4:58 am ET
by peter searle the younger of Australia
texan crude is king
a high octane president
highly flammable
Haiku # 25883, January 24, 2003 12:52 am ET
by ash
we don't want a war
but we really like your oil
and we don't like you
Haiku # 25882, January 24, 2003 12:50 am ET
by ash
let slip like a fart
pathetic lap dog of war
our prime minister
Haiku # 25881, January 24, 2003 12:44 am ET
by ash of australia (the 51st state)
bang or a whimper
t.s. poet wants to know
how will it all end?
Haiku # 25880, January 23, 2003 10:14 pm ET
by kevin
throwing 7's now
and george knows all the numbers
puppets feel the strings

Haiku # 25879, January 23, 2003 10:09 pm ET
by kevin
roll fives and sevens
george and chaney hold the dice
Vegas in Iraq
Haiku # 25878, January 23, 2003 9:59 pm ET
by kevin
little big man in
the white house scares me
go to Dallas george
Haiku # 25877, January 23, 2003 9:55 pm ET
by kevin
fuck you, fuck me, bye,
tomorrow may not happen
like it did today
Haiku # 25876, January 23, 2003 9:18 pm ET
by Saddam
he is moxie-esque
in volume and in substance
different flavor, though
Haiku # 25875, January 23, 2003 9:17 pm ET
by scotch
not all memories
are remembered at all times
and forgotten now
Haiku # 25874, January 23, 2003 9:16 pm ET
by kevin
brick windows vision
you see what you want to see
end of time is coming


Haiku # 25873, January 23, 2003 9:10 pm ET
by kevin
fuck george and chaney
the world is too small a place
for warheads and morons too.
Haiku # 25872, January 23, 2003 9:01 pm ET
by kevin
cold envelops us
we cuddle 'neath flannel sheets
she tastes like peaches
Haiku # 25871, January 23, 2003 8:33 pm ET
by ap
time for lithium
and whatever else you take
bastard tortures us
Haiku # 25870, January 23, 2003 8:30 pm ET
by ap
the P E F thing
like old duke and the bowflex
this is surely mox
Haiku # 25869, January 23, 2003 8:27 pm ET
by ao
Why call me Moxie?
I am not a beverage
Good for you I'd say
Haiku # 25868, January 23, 2003 2:27 pm ET
by A Student of learning, somthing you've obviously given up on
Hey Moxie! While you
are drinking, remember to
overdo it, PLEASE!
Haiku # 25867, January 23, 2003 2:11 pm ET
by k of alcohol poisoning is good for some!
Bush and Saddam should
duke it out under bleachers
after Woodshop II
Haiku # 25866, January 23, 2003 12:41 pm ET
by onjaysun (a Jon Stewart suggestion)
Now free from exams
I can now go out drinking
Quite excessively
Haiku # 25865, January 23, 2003 9:51 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
well something is shot
i dunno what it is mate
go find a hobby
Haiku # 25864, January 23, 2003 9:46 am ET
by mellie
your syntax is shot
go and find some good porn mate
and just do ya thang
Haiku # 25863, January 23, 2003 9:44 am ET
by mellie
Perfection of art
Everywhere that I may go
Fools may all mock this
Pornography rules
Evil is in everyone
Faith you hide under
Haiku # 25862, January 23, 2003 8:00 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Some are creative
They may be opposed by fools
Dangerous they are
Haiku # 25861, January 23, 2003 7:56 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
All I see is wrong
Where are my hiking boots?
Here, I left them here
Oh, well forget that
Retribution for the fool
Eating hiking boots
Haiku # 25860, January 23, 2003 7:54 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
What has the fool done
Another haiku attack
No, this must stop soon
Killing is not bad?
Everything moral is wrong?
Really, shut up foo!
Haiku # 25859, January 23, 2003 7:52 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
blahblahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
Haiku # 25858, January 23, 2003 4:59 am ET
by A Student of Manchester of droning on and on
Seven is evil
It scourges my existence
It is bad to me
Haiku # 25857, January 23, 2003 4:01 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
The bush is doing
Everything Osama B wants
He must be quite chuffed
Haiku # 25856, January 23, 2003 4:00 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Where is Bin Laden?
Could he be in the white house
George makes him happy
Haiku # 25855, January 23, 2003 3:59 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Yay I am abused!
By the one who cannot think
Yay do it again!
Haiku # 25854, January 23, 2003 3:57 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
got a headful of
thinking to do and no time...
go seek novelty.
Haiku # 25853, January 23, 2003 12:25 am ET
by ComiCat
ap:
thanks for noticing
(i don't care if you're amused)
that wasn't my style
Haiku # 25852, January 22, 2003 10:56 pm ET
by sheena@a friend's
where is bin laden ?
all those arabs are the same
bad luck then saddam
Haiku # 25851, January 22, 2003 10:23 pm ET
by ash
fuck off Student Asshole
Haiku # 25850, January 22, 2003 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25849, January 22, 2003 8:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25848, January 22, 2003 8:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25847, January 22, 2003 8:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A postgrad told me
That I would emerge wiser
No dogs this time, though
Haiku # 25846, January 22, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I do not like that
But I had to look to help
My development
Haiku # 25845, January 22, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The meaning of life
Is reproduction and thus
Mankind lives for sex
Haiku # 25844, January 22, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Nudity is great
Love is a beautiful thing
Love and passion rule
Haiku # 25843, January 22, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Pornography is
Not a suitable name for
Nakedness at all
Haiku # 25842, January 22, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But the sinless ones
Were naked and they were proud
Clothing is thus sin
Haiku # 25841, January 22, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
read another book
nudity is natural
religion is not
Haiku # 25840, January 22, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by scotch
The christian faith
Preaches against nudity
Errr read the bible
Haiku # 25839, January 22, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I thought it funny
though I am not the author
not sheena's style
Haiku # 25838, January 22, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by ap
Nude Air...now can count
up to twenty-one silly
bulls...still too many
Haiku # 25837, January 22, 2003 3:08 pm ET
by onjaysun (hands, feet and lil' onjay)
25710 is CLEARLY not MINE
so whoever thought that was funny...
Haiku # 25836, January 22, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by sheena
one thing about it:
no terrorists on nude flights
listening, ashcroft?
Haiku # 25835, January 22, 2003 2:07 pm ET
by scotch
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