Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

the thinking of murder
is Satanic, the fashions of man
are also Satanic,

Survivor survives
on the passions of those
destined for eternal damnation
Haiku # 25885, January 24, 2003 1:31 pm ET
by Mox
My sister my friend
Reflections on broken glass
Haiku # 25884, January 24, 2003 4:58 am ET
by peter searle the younger of Australia
texan crude is king
a high octane president
highly flammable
Haiku # 25883, January 24, 2003 12:52 am ET
by ash
we don't want a war
but we really like your oil
and we don't like you
Haiku # 25882, January 24, 2003 12:50 am ET
by ash
let slip like a fart
pathetic lap dog of war
our prime minister
Haiku # 25881, January 24, 2003 12:44 am ET
by ash of australia (the 51st state)
bang or a whimper
t.s. poet wants to know
how will it all end?
Haiku # 25880, January 23, 2003 10:14 pm ET
by kevin
throwing 7's now
and george knows all the numbers
puppets feel the strings

Haiku # 25879, January 23, 2003 10:09 pm ET
by kevin
roll fives and sevens
george and chaney hold the dice
Vegas in Iraq
Haiku # 25878, January 23, 2003 9:59 pm ET
by kevin
little big man in
the white house scares me
go to Dallas george
Haiku # 25877, January 23, 2003 9:55 pm ET
by kevin
fuck you, fuck me, bye,
tomorrow may not happen
like it did today
Haiku # 25876, January 23, 2003 9:18 pm ET
by Saddam
he is moxie-esque
in volume and in substance
different flavor, though
Haiku # 25875, January 23, 2003 9:17 pm ET
by scotch
not all memories
are remembered at all times
and forgotten now
Haiku # 25874, January 23, 2003 9:16 pm ET
by kevin
brick windows vision
you see what you want to see
end of time is coming


Haiku # 25873, January 23, 2003 9:10 pm ET
by kevin
fuck george and chaney
the world is too small a place
for warheads and morons too.
Haiku # 25872, January 23, 2003 9:01 pm ET
by kevin
cold envelops us
we cuddle 'neath flannel sheets
she tastes like peaches
Haiku # 25871, January 23, 2003 8:33 pm ET
by ap
time for lithium
and whatever else you take
bastard tortures us
Haiku # 25870, January 23, 2003 8:30 pm ET
by ap
the P E F thing
like old duke and the bowflex
this is surely mox
Haiku # 25869, January 23, 2003 8:27 pm ET
by ao
Why call me Moxie?
I am not a beverage
Good for you I'd say
Haiku # 25868, January 23, 2003 2:27 pm ET
by A Student of learning, somthing you've obviously given up on
Hey Moxie! While you
are drinking, remember to
overdo it, PLEASE!
Haiku # 25867, January 23, 2003 2:11 pm ET
by k of alcohol poisoning is good for some!
Bush and Saddam should
duke it out under bleachers
after Woodshop II
Haiku # 25866, January 23, 2003 12:41 pm ET
by onjaysun (a Jon Stewart suggestion)
Now free from exams
I can now go out drinking
Quite excessively
Haiku # 25865, January 23, 2003 9:51 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
well something is shot
i dunno what it is mate
go find a hobby
Haiku # 25864, January 23, 2003 9:46 am ET
by mellie
your syntax is shot
go and find some good porn mate
and just do ya thang
Haiku # 25863, January 23, 2003 9:44 am ET
by mellie
Perfection of art
Everywhere that I may go
Fools may all mock this
Pornography rules
Evil is in everyone
Faith you hide under
Haiku # 25862, January 23, 2003 8:00 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Some are creative
They may be opposed by fools
Dangerous they are
Haiku # 25861, January 23, 2003 7:56 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
All I see is wrong
Where are my hiking boots?
Here, I left them here
Oh, well forget that
Retribution for the fool
Eating hiking boots
Haiku # 25860, January 23, 2003 7:54 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
What has the fool done
Another haiku attack
No, this must stop soon
Killing is not bad?
Everything moral is wrong?
Really, shut up foo!
Haiku # 25859, January 23, 2003 7:52 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
blahblahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
blahblahblahblah
Haiku # 25858, January 23, 2003 4:59 am ET
by A Student of Manchester of droning on and on
Seven is evil
It scourges my existence
It is bad to me
Haiku # 25857, January 23, 2003 4:01 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
The bush is doing
Everything Osama B wants
He must be quite chuffed
Haiku # 25856, January 23, 2003 4:00 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Where is Bin Laden?
Could he be in the white house
George makes him happy
Haiku # 25855, January 23, 2003 3:59 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Yay I am abused!
By the one who cannot think
Yay do it again!
Haiku # 25854, January 23, 2003 3:57 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
got a headful of
thinking to do and no time...
go seek novelty.
Haiku # 25853, January 23, 2003 12:25 am ET
by ComiCat
ap:
thanks for noticing
(i don't care if you're amused)
that wasn't my style
Haiku # 25852, January 22, 2003 10:56 pm ET
by sheena@a friend's
where is bin laden ?
all those arabs are the same
bad luck then saddam
Haiku # 25851, January 22, 2003 10:23 pm ET
by ash
fuck off Student Asshole
Haiku # 25850, January 22, 2003 8:21 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25849, January 22, 2003 8:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25848, January 22, 2003 8:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 25847, January 22, 2003 8:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
A postgrad told me
That I would emerge wiser
No dogs this time, though
Haiku # 25846, January 22, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I do not like that
But I had to look to help
My development
Haiku # 25845, January 22, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The meaning of life
Is reproduction and thus
Mankind lives for sex
Haiku # 25844, January 22, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Nudity is great
Love is a beautiful thing
Love and passion rule
Haiku # 25843, January 22, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Pornography is
Not a suitable name for
Nakedness at all
Haiku # 25842, January 22, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But the sinless ones
Were naked and they were proud
Clothing is thus sin
Haiku # 25841, January 22, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
read another book
nudity is natural
religion is not
Haiku # 25840, January 22, 2003 5:03 pm ET
by scotch
The christian faith
Preaches against nudity
Errr read the bible
Haiku # 25839, January 22, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I thought it funny
though I am not the author
not sheena's style
Haiku # 25838, January 22, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by ap
Nude Air...now can count
up to twenty-one silly
bulls...still too many
Haiku # 25837, January 22, 2003 3:08 pm ET
by onjaysun (hands, feet and lil' onjay)
25710 is CLEARLY not MINE
so whoever thought that was funny...
Haiku # 25836, January 22, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by sheena
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