Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 357 Days and 77342 Haiku later...

Blood...Blood...Blood...Blood...Blood
Blood...Blood...Blood...Blood...Blood...Blood...Blood
I live in a box.
Haiku # 2488, October 28, 1999 7:02 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
People Are Stupid
that`s why I despise you all
and wish you would die
Haiku # 2487, October 28, 1999 6:58 pm ET
by Ben Allinger
Ben is making a
web page about mind control,
and why he likes it.
Haiku # 2486, October 28, 1999 6:54 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
log in: dragon_snail
password: accessible
log in incorrect.
Haiku # 2485, October 28, 1999 6:39 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Teabag Grampystein
Stained eye,lifeless corpse, HE''S DEAD
Coffee table is thrown
Haiku # 2484, October 28, 1999 10:31 am ET
by Kackarott
Thinking about buying a home that''s fantastic
Not on your life if Bonnie is jealous of you
Until a contract is signed, is a house legally yours to move in.
Counting the days until the floors submit
Haiku # 2483, October 27, 1999 10:16 pm ET
by Joe Bagodonuts of Buffalo, USA


I''LL SEE YOU IN HELL

AND I''LL BE THERE TO TURN UP

THE HEAT, YOU ASSHOLE




Haiku # 2482, October 27, 1999 8:32 pm ET
by Stanlee, you dumbass dickweed
hey how''s it going?
would you like some bubble gum?
fuck you then ASSHOLE!
Haiku # 2481, October 27, 1999 6:38 pm ET
by oldnasty
Went to the movies
We saw old Tesio die
Kelley had to cry
Haiku # 2480, October 27, 1999 6:22 pm ET
by HaiPoo
New Sheriff in town
Brown and nasty as they come
FREEZE! hold on stevie...
Haiku # 2479, October 27, 1999 4:58 pm ET
by Kackarott
evil scientist
hates cornelious, zira
shoots ape baby dead!
Haiku # 2478, October 27, 1999 4:53 pm ET
by Kackarott
Albino snowman
No time to be creative
Change your phone message!
Haiku # 2477, October 27, 1999 4:48 pm ET
by Kackarott
there were a few dogs
people confused them with hogs
on shoes they found logs
Haiku # 2476, October 27, 1999 4:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Ahhh.....the Ash man speaks true.
All this talk of sex and pooh
makes our haiku blue.
Haiku # 2475, October 27, 1999 2:32 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Denver dislikes bums
No money, scamming for beer
Bloody, caved in heads
Haiku # 2474, October 27, 1999 11:31 am ET
by eroc
You like the omelette?
I made it all by myself,
And with my own eggs.
Haiku # 2473, October 27, 1999 7:49 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Spiky horse chestnuts
Trodden into the path like
Little squashed hedgehogs.
Haiku # 2472, October 27, 1999 7:46 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
when haiku was young
it was oft gentle and sweet
not genital sweat
Haiku # 2471, October 27, 1999 3:36 am ET
by ash
Not really, Kat, were
you trying? I`d like to hear
something romantic.
Haiku # 2470, October 27, 1999 12:03 am ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Up to no good, as
usual. Do I make you
horny, Kimberly?
Haiku # 2469, October 26, 1999 11:56 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
Hey, Kat. I see you
too. Are you being vulgar
and evil again?
Haiku # 2468, October 26, 1999 11:55 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Hello Kimberly,
I know where you are right now.
I see you typing.
Haiku # 2467, October 26, 1999 11:53 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
Lady with soft breasts,
smooth and pale, I take the moist,
pink tunnel through you.
Haiku # 2466, October 26, 1999 11:47 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
Bend me over your
knee and slide a vibrator
deep inside my ass.
Haiku # 2465, October 26, 1999 11:38 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
The soft light on his
arm brings beauty to those dark
moles where long hairs grow.
Haiku # 2464, October 26, 1999 11:36 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Thunder Stork, I doubt
your head would fit up my ass.
Thanks for the offer.
Haiku # 2463, October 26, 1999 11:33 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Ben sat in the chair
I built, listening to my
Paul Simon records.
Haiku # 2462, October 26, 1999 11:26 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Its insomnia
All night at the computer
More dirty porn please
Haiku # 2461, October 26, 1999 7:50 pm ET
by HaiPoo
Whenever I dream,
it''s always of her soft hands
getting to know me.
Haiku # 2460, October 26, 1999 5:30 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
He said it was love
when he put his hands on me.
I thought it was love.
Haiku # 2459, October 26, 1999 5:27 pm ET
by Julie
When I was a child
My uncle used to touch me.
Should I tell a cop?
Haiku # 2458, October 26, 1999 5:25 pm ET
by Julie
Not steeped...stewed,maybe
nastiness ''slike bouillabaisse
plain delicious
Haiku # 2457, October 26, 1999 5:08 pm ET
by oldnasty
let me touch your thigh
and stick my head up your ass
i''ll do it real nice
Haiku # 2456, October 26, 1999 5:01 pm ET
by Thunder Stork
Kimberly is fine
but the rest of you are sick,
steeped in nastiness.
Haiku # 2455, October 26, 1999 12:48 pm ET
by Atomic Girl
Kathy was a flower
she smelled like the morning dew
she was a head queen
Haiku # 2454, October 26, 1999 11:14 am ET
by Thunder Stork
Silly Masochist
thats what they call me down south
balloons and bullwhips
Haiku # 2453, October 26, 1999 11:12 am ET
by Thunder Stork
schlechter haiku ohne bedeutung
welche bedeutung there was
never meaning to this
german words are just too long for bad haikus
Haiku # 2452, October 26, 1999 11:06 am ET
by captain cangaroo of Berlin
You know that won`t work,
Smegma is indelible.
Learn to live with it.
Haiku # 2451, October 26, 1999 8:44 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
Smegma discomfort?
Why not try new Smeg-Away?
Now in three flavors!
Haiku # 2450, October 26, 1999 7:01 am ET
by Kenneth Extension of Yuggoth
Welcome, Kimberley.
My aim is to make people
More smegma-aware.
Haiku # 2449, October 26, 1999 5:08 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
shower sex, clean love
Sucking her big shiny breasts
Soap her body down
Haiku # 2448, October 25, 1999 11:50 pm ET
by eroc
My flesh prickles at
your voice, shivering outward
like raw, plucked goose skin.
Haiku # 2447, October 25, 1999 11:23 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
gently, my love, take
my hair in your fingers and
pull my lips to yours.
Haiku # 2446, October 25, 1999 11:12 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
She`s a good girl, so
careful not to use the "L"
word. She`ll say "Hate," though.
Haiku # 2445, October 25, 1999 11:07 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Whip me, hurt me, ungh.
Yeah, like that. Harder, shove the
handle in my ass.
Haiku # 2444, October 25, 1999 8:09 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
umbilical scar,
belly button, birth cable,
I lick the round hole.
Haiku # 2443, October 25, 1999 8:02 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
When I was a child,
I fantasized about a
swinging leather belt.
Haiku # 2442, October 25, 1999 7:59 pm ET
by Kat Krotch
Tall Paul sang me to
sleep last night, and I`m not sure
quite how to thank him.
Haiku # 2441, October 25, 1999 7:48 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
Anal sex does not
count against a person&#/s worth
in a moral sense.
Haiku # 2440, October 25, 1999 7:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Scrunty Hardbody,
I didn''t think about the
smegma issue. Thanks.
Haiku # 2439, October 25, 1999 4:22 pm ET
by Kimberly Sowell
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