Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

hey, if you open
the door and stop playing
buddy clique

maybe this place can turn out
writing and not be an online
version of a McDonald's staff
Haiku # 24288, January 3, 2003 11:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
if it strikes a nerve
with the insecure often
insults are the last resort
Haiku # 24287, January 3, 2003 11:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
cool, ash, i hadn't
noticed until you pointed
it out to me
Haiku # 24286, January 3, 2003 10:19 am ET
by sheena
oh look, its near five!
time for running out the door.
enthusiasm!
Haiku # 24285, January 3, 2003 12:50 am ET
by st0rmy of Sydney Australia
please stop doing it
enough is really enough
for the rest of us
Haiku # 24284, January 2, 2003 10:30 pm ET
by ash
acrostic haiku
that student of manchester
unveils a new form

Haiku # 24283, January 2, 2003 10:19 pm ET
by ash
I mean it!
Haiku # 24282, January 2, 2003 7:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dumbass
Haiku # 24281, January 2, 2003 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
is haiku number
24277
a profound thought? not!

practice what you preach?
Haiku # 24280, January 2, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
thick blobs of water
frozen into blocks of stone
like crunchy relics
Haiku # 24279, January 2, 2003 1:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
birch white branches bend
boughs ice-laden shimmer in
spanking-new year winds
Haiku # 24278, January 2, 2003 12:59 pm ET
by Boston gal
there's no profound thought
so people resort to Gen X
existential groove
Haiku # 24277, January 2, 2003 12:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
new year's eve complete
i resolve to end all war
and to lose ten pounds
Haiku # 24276, January 2, 2003 7:56 am ET
by ap
Foo I say to you
You take more drastic action
And use your big stick
Haiku # 24275, January 2, 2003 4:45 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Please refrain from that
Eating in a monkey house
Feed somewhere else, foo
Haiku # 24274, January 2, 2003 4:40 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I tried so damn hard
But I just couldn't do it
Write a good haiku
Haiku # 24273, January 2, 2003 4:39 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
now sitting on the
curb, watching. this prodigal
cat returns and goes.


(murr-murr)
Haiku # 24272, January 1, 2003 7:55 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Pies are very nice
Everybody would like one
For them to consume
Haiku # 24271, January 1, 2003 6:01 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Forever in fields
Oblivious to the world
Ovine animals
Haiku # 24270, January 1, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Hello." said George Bush
"Good work." said Mr Cheney
"Now let's try goodbye."
Haiku # 24269, January 1, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Was ist das, Gunther?"
"Es ist meine Bockwurst, Bob."
"Nein, es ist mein Bein!"
Haiku # 24268, January 1, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I quite like new year
I get to drink heavily
That's just like normal
Haiku # 24267, January 1, 2003 4:00 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Privy, what of your
Enquiries thou hast completed
Found little, have you?
Haiku # 24266, January 1, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
New Year Last Year:
Portly - eating food
Patient elderly fauna
Pretty eager foo'
Haiku # 24265, January 1, 2003 3:56 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
A happy new year
To people who aren't fascist
They are just foolish
Haiku # 24264, January 1, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But I am sure that
In the modern era, God
Would use protection
Haiku # 24263, January 1, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Mary was not christian
God can get ladies pregnant
If they don't believe
Haiku # 24262, January 1, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
is this form or less
taking the words and placing
them in this void
Haiku # 24261, January 1, 2003 1:45 pm ET
by Mox
happy new year
or happy new year's day
just one day seems mean
Haiku # 24260, January 1, 2003 10:04 am ET
by mellie
Good, old, dear PT -
A mysterious location
is now number 3
Haiku # 24259, January 1, 2003 10:03 am ET
by R. of PT
happy new years hap
py new years happy new years
(god forbid we get

the syllable count wrong)
Haiku # 24258, January 1, 2003 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Weighing pros and cons?
Not enough. Must understand
the thoughts driving me
Haiku # 24257, January 1, 2003 3:29 am ET
by R. of PT
A good criterion:
Good decisions are driven
by accurate thought
Haiku # 24256, January 1, 2003 3:26 am ET
by R. of PT
Good choice or bad choice?
Decisions are hard to take,
But must be taken
Haiku # 24255, January 1, 2003 3:20 am ET
by R. of PT
Revenge is so sweet
But not the noblest answer -
Would better abstain...
Haiku # 24254, January 1, 2003 2:11 am ET
by R. of PT
Chamesh elef shva
meot shishim veshalosh -
briat haolam
Haiku # 24253, January 1, 2003 2:08 am ET
by R. of PT
Your eyes match your skin
weak coffee with lots of cream
your sand licks my nose
Haiku # 24252, December 31, 2002 8:19 pm ET
by Heather of Port Colborne
as with each new year
i resolve to write haiku
and it shall be bad
Haiku # 24251, December 31, 2002 7:56 pm ET
by ash
Resolution:Meet
a seven-fingered girl to
help count syllables
Haiku # 24250, December 31, 2002 6:37 pm ET
by onjaysun (Haikuappy New Year)
Whoops!!****** didn't mean, to send those last two haiku's. Goofy rules!!!
Haiku # 24249, December 31, 2002 6:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
heeeeeeeeeeeelp!! please help me!!!!!!
Haiku # 24248, December 31, 2002 6:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 24247, December 31, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Born from rejection **stuck in a section- of faith stretchin***i luv u jesus:)
Haiku # 24246, December 31, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by p child
Dad likes my mullet.
The nurse calls it a critter
carpet. My head breeds.
Haiku # 24245, December 31, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Mr. Mullet
Bald on the top and
long on the back. Behold my
glorious skullet.
Haiku # 24244, December 31, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Mr. Mullet
Short like your schooling.
Long like your prison sentence.
The mullet haircut.
Haiku # 24243, December 31, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Mr. Mullet
Days of bookkeeping
Sorting the years of reciepts
Chthonic existence
Haiku # 24242, December 31, 2002 10:23 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
This is my gift: to
not take my medication
and meet the famous.
Haiku # 24241, December 31, 2002 9:16 am ET
by sam of madison wi
crackers going off
and doggies going crackers
Happy New Year
Haiku # 24240, December 31, 2002 9:14 am ET
by mellie
hey there sam-i-am
do you like green eggs and ham?
you see *famed* people...
Haiku # 24239, December 30, 2002 6:18 pm ET
by sheena
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