Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

Whoops!!****** didn't mean, to send those last two haiku's. Goofy rules!!!
Haiku # 24249, December 31, 2002 6:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
heeeeeeeeeeeelp!! please help me!!!!!!
Haiku # 24248, December 31, 2002 6:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 24247, December 31, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Born from rejection **stuck in a section- of faith stretchin***i luv u jesus:)
Haiku # 24246, December 31, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by p child
Dad likes my mullet.
The nurse calls it a critter
carpet. My head breeds.
Haiku # 24245, December 31, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Mr. Mullet
Bald on the top and
long on the back. Behold my
glorious skullet.
Haiku # 24244, December 31, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Mr. Mullet
Short like your schooling.
Long like your prison sentence.
The mullet haircut.
Haiku # 24243, December 31, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Mr. Mullet
Days of bookkeeping
Sorting the years of reciepts
Chthonic existence
Haiku # 24242, December 31, 2002 10:23 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
This is my gift: to
not take my medication
and meet the famous.
Haiku # 24241, December 31, 2002 9:16 am ET
by sam of madison wi
crackers going off
and doggies going crackers
Happy New Year
Haiku # 24240, December 31, 2002 9:14 am ET
by mellie
hey there sam-i-am
do you like green eggs and ham?
you see *famed* people...
Haiku # 24239, December 30, 2002 6:18 pm ET
by sheena
His right cross is strong,
But not as strong as Captain
Morgan's left hook is!
Haiku # 24238, December 30, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by Sam Yancey of Madison, WI
problem with jesus
he never will block a punch
but what a right cross!
Haiku # 24237, December 30, 2002 3:34 pm ET
by scotch
Why do I always
Forget to fill my name in?
This is frustrating...
Haiku # 24236, December 30, 2002 3:01 pm ET
by Sam Yancey of Madison, WI
First, five syllables,
Then, add seven syllables.
Finally, five more.
Haiku # 24235, December 30, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
To save face, I will
blame it on my hangover.
I'm not ignorant.
Haiku # 24234, December 30, 2002 2:52 pm ET
by Sam Yancey of Madison, WI
Again, I forgot.
I was not hasty that time,
Only ignorant.
Haiku # 24233, December 30, 2002 2:48 pm ET
by Sam Yancey of Madison, WI
That last one was mine.
I was too hasty to fill
My name in the box.
Haiku # 24232, December 30, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm so hung over.
I feel like I just lost a
Fistfight with Jesus.
Haiku # 24231, December 30, 2002 2:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Basho called me up.
"Stop writing haiku," he said.
"Piss off," I told him.
Haiku # 24230, December 30, 2002 2:12 pm ET
by Sam Yancey IV of Madison, WI
one holiday down
one more around the corner
then no more time off :(
Haiku # 24229, December 30, 2002 1:03 pm ET
by cgifool of austin, tx
an old favorite:
Noncompetition
Confidentiality
Agreement, AS IF!
Haiku # 24228, December 30, 2002 1:00 pm ET
by cgifool of austin, tx
Lott of hair helmet
for a cracker to wear, hey
who names their boy, Trent?
Haiku # 24227, December 30, 2002 12:28 pm ET
by onjaysun (One Republican down, many...)
well, as per usual
the beat goes on
but sometimes no one is home
Haiku # 24226, December 30, 2002 12:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dangled baby, last
hit was Thriller, now just too
white and too goofy!
Haiku # 24225, December 30, 2002 12:20 pm ET
by onjaysun Get Jacko (while supplies last)
Married to Bobby,
Dolly's was better, too good
for crack...bye Whitney!
Haiku # 24224, December 30, 2002 12:14 pm ET
by onjaysun's 2002 Closeout Sale - All Must Go!
my resolution
could be to stop doing it
but I dont think so
Haiku # 24223, December 30, 2002 10:34 am ET
by mellie
my resolution:
i will stop writing haiku...
well, after this one ;)
Haiku # 24222, December 30, 2002 4:39 am ET
by scotch of resolutions are made to be broken
Gnome. Gone to roam. Gone
to Rome? To the unknown. Gnome.
A funny thing...gnome.
Haiku # 24221, December 29, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by just a little fruity of in here
are good deeds just for
christmas? decency for all
ev'ry day preferred.
Haiku # 24220, December 29, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by monkeygirl of ohio
Hey, I've got monkeys,
sleepy monkeys in my pants.
Shhh...monkey's sleeping
Haiku # 24219, December 29, 2002 10:20 pm ET
by Jer
year draws to a close
but the drivel continues
here on bad haiku
Haiku # 24218, December 29, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by ash
bad, bad, bad haiku,
bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad,
really bad haiku.

maybe bad punctuation too?
Haiku # 24217, December 29, 2002 7:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dark chains keep u bound *****but their weakness*** flip the LIGHT switch
Haiku # 24216, December 29, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by p-child
Called the phone co 2 complain 2-day I'm stressed Because NOW -they call me
Haiku # 24215, December 29, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by p-child
how hard is it, then?
you just can't keep to format!
this is HAIKU, bud.
Haiku # 24214, December 29, 2002 2:38 pm ET
by sheena
Mediatations on death
and life persist on a website
which has meaning

but not for those
who have lost that
meaning or hope
Haiku # 24213, December 29, 2002 2:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
not as a lion
not as a man on a cross
God has no body
Haiku # 24212, December 29, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by nevermindwho
not as a swan, nor
as a shower of gold coins
nor as a white bull
Haiku # 24211, December 29, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by nevermindwho
God in any case
does not manifest
in physical form
Haiku # 24210, December 29, 2002 1:46 pm ET
by nevermindwho
i am a virgin
but not a christian, so that
"god" can't knock me up
Haiku # 24209, December 29, 2002 1:44 pm ET
by nevermindwho
God would have come now
But there was far more choice as
There were more virgins
Haiku # 24208, December 29, 2002 3:50 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
He timed his birth and
His death to coincide with
Pagan festivals
Haiku # 24207, December 29, 2002 3:48 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Little baby J
He was born on Christmas day
Very lucky that
Haiku # 24206, December 29, 2002 3:47 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
You gave us Your law
To bring peace over the world
All of it is truth
Haiku # 24205, December 29, 2002 2:52 am ET
by R. of PT
Ego:
o o o o o
o o M E o o o
o o o o o
Haiku # 24204, December 29, 2002 2:48 am ET
by R. of PT
Peace! :
= < = > =
= = ! = ? = =
= A = Z =
Haiku # 24203, December 29, 2002 2:46 am ET
by R. of PT
Peace? :
< = = = >
! = = = = = ?
A = = = Z
Haiku # 24202, December 29, 2002 2:45 am ET
by R. of PT
Really alone:
! ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! ! ! .
! ! ! ! !
Haiku # 24201, December 29, 2002 2:39 am ET
by R. of PT
Alone:
! ! ! ! !
! ! . ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! !
Haiku # 24200, December 29, 2002 2:38 am ET
by R. of PT
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