His right cross is strong,
But not as strong as Captain
Morgan's left hook is!

problem with jesus
he never will block a punch
but what a right cross!

Why do I always
Forget to fill my name in?
This is frustrating...

First, five syllables,
Then, add seven syllables.
Finally, five more.

To save face, I will
blame it on my hangover.
I'm not ignorant.

Again, I forgot.
I was not hasty that time,
Only ignorant.

That last one was mine.
I was too hasty to fill
My name in the box.

I'm so hung over.
I feel like I just lost a
Fistfight with Jesus.

Basho called me up.
"Stop writing haiku," he said.
"Piss off," I told him.

one holiday down
one more around the corner
then no more time off :(

an old favorite:
Noncompetition
Confidentiality
Agreement, AS IF!

Lott of hair helmet
for a cracker to wear, hey
who names their boy, Trent?

well, as per usual
the beat goes on
but sometimes no one is home

Dangled baby, last
hit was Thriller, now just too
white and too goofy!

Married to Bobby,
Dolly's was better, too good
for crack...bye Whitney!

my resolution
could be to stop doing it
but I dont think so

my resolution:
i will stop writing haiku...
well, after this one ;)

Gnome. Gone to roam. Gone
to Rome? To the unknown. Gnome.
A funny thing...gnome.

are good deeds just for
christmas? decency for all
ev'ry day preferred.

Hey, I've got monkeys,
sleepy monkeys in my pants.
Shhh...monkey's sleeping

year draws to a close
but the drivel continues
here on bad haiku

bad, bad, bad haiku,
bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad,
really bad haiku.

maybe bad punctuation too?

Dark chains keep u bound *****but their weakness*** flip the LIGHT switch

Called the phone co 2 complain 2-day I'm stressed Because NOW -they call me

how hard is it, then?
you just can't keep to format!
this is HAIKU, bud.

Mediatations on death
and life persist on a website
which has meaning

but not for those
who have lost that
meaning or hope

not as a lion
not as a man on a cross
God has no body

not as a swan, nor
as a shower of gold coins
nor as a white bull

God in any case
does not manifest
in physical form

i am a virgin
but not a christian, so that
"god" can't knock me up

God would have come now
But there was far more choice as
There were more virgins

He timed his birth and
His death to coincide with
Pagan festivals

Little baby J
He was born on Christmas day
Very lucky that

You gave us Your law
To bring peace over the world
All of it is truth

Ego:
o o o o o
o o M E o o o
o o o o o

Peace! :
= < = > =
= = ! = ? = =
= A = Z =

Peace? :
< = = = >
! = = = = = ?
A = = = Z

Really alone:
! ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! ! ! .
! ! ! ! !

Alone:
! ! ! ! !
! ! . ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! !

happy new year all!
but mox, please fuck off for all
of two thousand three.

please?

studboy's woman quest
a lonely path down the street
alas, rated G

happiness I'll find
as sunrise after sunset
unquestionably

Poor Jeff needed sleep
Every night, but unable
Forever decaf

Pale man - how he walks
Evil in his conquring
Fire destroy him

Pale man - how he walks
Evil in his conquering
Fire destroy white man

The letter P rules
Every other letter sucks
Except E and F

Alcohol is nice
But PEF lectures are
More satisfying

I will be gone soon
I am going to Scotland
I like alcohol

I quite like christmas
I get presents but I much
Prefer PEF

Pink elephants flying
Pouring effluent fluid
Painting every field

Happiness is fun
Every day I was so joyful
Before it poked me