His right cross is strong,
But not as strong as Captain
Morgan's left hook is!
by Sam Yancey of Madison, WI
problem with jesus
he never will block a punch
but what a right cross!
by scotch
Why do I always
Forget to fill my name in?
This is frustrating...
by Sam Yancey of Madison, WI
First, five syllables,
Then, add seven syllables.
Finally, five more.
by Anonymous Poet
To save face, I will
blame it on my hangover.
I'm not ignorant.
by Sam Yancey of Madison, WI
Again, I forgot.
I was not hasty that time,
Only ignorant.
by Sam Yancey of Madison, WI
That last one was mine.
I was too hasty to fill
My name in the box.
by Anonymous Poet
I'm so hung over.
I feel like I just lost a
Fistfight with Jesus.
by Anonymous Poet
Basho called me up.
"Stop writing haiku," he said.
"Piss off," I told him.
by Sam Yancey IV of Madison, WI
one holiday down
one more around the corner
then no more time off :(
by cgifool of austin, tx
an old favorite:
Noncompetition
Confidentiality
Agreement, AS IF!
by cgifool of austin, tx
Lott of hair helmet
for a cracker to wear, hey
who names their boy, Trent?
by onjaysun (One Republican down, many...)
well, as per usual
the beat goes on
but sometimes no one is home
by Anonymous Poet
Dangled baby, last
hit was Thriller, now just too
white and too goofy!
by onjaysun Get Jacko (while supplies last)
Married to Bobby,
Dolly's was better, too good
for crack...bye Whitney!
by onjaysun's 2002 Closeout Sale - All Must Go!
my resolution
could be to stop doing it
but I dont think so
by mellie
my resolution:
i will stop writing haiku...
well, after this one ;)
by scotch of resolutions are made to be broken
Gnome. Gone to roam. Gone
to Rome? To the unknown. Gnome.
A funny thing...gnome.
by just a little fruity of in here
are good deeds just for
christmas? decency for all
ev'ry day preferred.
by monkeygirl of ohio
Hey, I've got monkeys,
sleepy monkeys in my pants.
Shhh...monkey's sleeping
by Jer
year draws to a close
but the drivel continues
here on bad haiku
by ash
bad, bad, bad haiku,
bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad,
really bad haiku.
maybe bad punctuation too?
by Anonymous Poet
Dark chains keep u bound *****but their weakness*** flip the LIGHT switch
by p-child
Called the phone co 2 complain 2-day I'm stressed Because NOW -they call me
by p-child
how hard is it, then?
you just can't keep to format!
this is HAIKU, bud.
by sheena
Mediatations on death
and life persist on a website
which has meaning
but not for those
who have lost that
meaning or hope
by Anonymous Poet
not as a lion
not as a man on a cross
God has no body
by nevermindwho
not as a swan, nor
as a shower of gold coins
nor as a white bull
by nevermindwho
God in any case
does not manifest
in physical form
by nevermindwho
i am a virgin
but not a christian, so that
"god" can't knock me up
by nevermindwho
God would have come now
But there was far more choice as
There were more virgins
by A Student of Manchester
He timed his birth and
His death to coincide with
Pagan festivals
by A Student of Manchester
Little baby J
He was born on Christmas day
Very lucky that
by A Student of Manchester
You gave us Your law
To bring peace over the world
All of it is truth
by R. of PT
Ego:
o o o o o
o o M E o o o
o o o o o
by R. of PT
Peace! :
= < = > =
= = ! = ? = =
= A = Z =
by R. of PT
Peace? :
< = = = >
! = = = = = ?
A = = = Z
by R. of PT
Really alone:
! ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! ! ! .
! ! ! ! !
by R. of PT
Alone:
! ! ! ! !
! ! . ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! !
by R. of PT
happy new year all!
but mox, please fuck off for all
of two thousand three.
please?
by Anonymous Poet
studboy's woman quest
a lonely path down the street
alas, rated G
happiness I'll find
as sunrise after sunset
unquestionably
by studboy of Venice, CA
Poor Jeff needed sleep
Every night, but unable
Forever decaf
by A Student of Manchester
Pale man - how he walks
Evil in his conquring
Fire destroy him
by A Student (who can't count very well) of Manchester
Pale man - how he walks
Evil in his conquering
Fire destroy white man
by A Student of Manchester
The letter P rules
Every other letter sucks
Except E and F
by A Student of Manchester
Alcohol is nice
But PEF lectures are
More satisfying
by A Student of Manchester
I will be gone soon
I am going to Scotland
I like alcohol
by A Student of Manchester
I quite like christmas
I get presents but I much
Prefer PEF
by A Student of Manchester
Pink elephants flying
Pouring effluent fluid
Painting every field
by A Student of Manchester
Happiness is fun
Every day I was so joyful
Before it poked me
by A Student of Manchester
