Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

oh look, its near five!
time for running out the door.
enthusiasm!
Haiku # 24285, January 3, 2003 12:50 am ET
by st0rmy of Sydney Australia
please stop doing it
enough is really enough
for the rest of us
Haiku # 24284, January 2, 2003 10:30 pm ET
by ash
acrostic haiku
that student of manchester
unveils a new form

Haiku # 24283, January 2, 2003 10:19 pm ET
by ash
I mean it!
Haiku # 24282, January 2, 2003 7:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dumbass
Haiku # 24281, January 2, 2003 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
is haiku number
24277
a profound thought? not!

practice what you preach?
Haiku # 24280, January 2, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
thick blobs of water
frozen into blocks of stone
like crunchy relics
Haiku # 24279, January 2, 2003 1:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
birch white branches bend
boughs ice-laden shimmer in
spanking-new year winds
Haiku # 24278, January 2, 2003 12:59 pm ET
by Boston gal
there's no profound thought
so people resort to Gen X
existential groove
Haiku # 24277, January 2, 2003 12:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
new year's eve complete
i resolve to end all war
and to lose ten pounds
Haiku # 24276, January 2, 2003 7:56 am ET
by ap
Foo I say to you
You take more drastic action
And use your big stick
Haiku # 24275, January 2, 2003 4:45 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Please refrain from that
Eating in a monkey house
Feed somewhere else, foo
Haiku # 24274, January 2, 2003 4:40 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I tried so damn hard
But I just couldn't do it
Write a good haiku
Haiku # 24273, January 2, 2003 4:39 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
now sitting on the
curb, watching. this prodigal
cat returns and goes.


(murr-murr)
Haiku # 24272, January 1, 2003 7:55 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Pies are very nice
Everybody would like one
For them to consume
Haiku # 24271, January 1, 2003 6:01 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Forever in fields
Oblivious to the world
Ovine animals
Haiku # 24270, January 1, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Hello." said George Bush
"Good work." said Mr Cheney
"Now let's try goodbye."
Haiku # 24269, January 1, 2003 5:38 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
"Was ist das, Gunther?"
"Es ist meine Bockwurst, Bob."
"Nein, es ist mein Bein!"
Haiku # 24268, January 1, 2003 5:36 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I quite like new year
I get to drink heavily
That's just like normal
Haiku # 24267, January 1, 2003 4:00 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Privy, what of your
Enquiries thou hast completed
Found little, have you?
Haiku # 24266, January 1, 2003 3:59 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
New Year Last Year:
Portly - eating food
Patient elderly fauna
Pretty eager foo'
Haiku # 24265, January 1, 2003 3:56 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
A happy new year
To people who aren't fascist
They are just foolish
Haiku # 24264, January 1, 2003 3:53 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
But I am sure that
In the modern era, God
Would use protection
Haiku # 24263, January 1, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Mary was not christian
God can get ladies pregnant
If they don't believe
Haiku # 24262, January 1, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
is this form or less
taking the words and placing
them in this void
Haiku # 24261, January 1, 2003 1:45 pm ET
by Mox
happy new year
or happy new year's day
just one day seems mean
Haiku # 24260, January 1, 2003 10:04 am ET
by mellie
Good, old, dear PT -
A mysterious location
is now number 3
Haiku # 24259, January 1, 2003 10:03 am ET
by R. of PT
happy new years hap
py new years happy new years
(god forbid we get

the syllable count wrong)
Haiku # 24258, January 1, 2003 9:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Weighing pros and cons?
Not enough. Must understand
the thoughts driving me
Haiku # 24257, January 1, 2003 3:29 am ET
by R. of PT
A good criterion:
Good decisions are driven
by accurate thought
Haiku # 24256, January 1, 2003 3:26 am ET
by R. of PT
Good choice or bad choice?
Decisions are hard to take,
But must be taken
Haiku # 24255, January 1, 2003 3:20 am ET
by R. of PT
Revenge is so sweet
But not the noblest answer -
Would better abstain...
Haiku # 24254, January 1, 2003 2:11 am ET
by R. of PT
Chamesh elef shva
meot shishim veshalosh -
briat haolam
Haiku # 24253, January 1, 2003 2:08 am ET
by R. of PT
Your eyes match your skin
weak coffee with lots of cream
your sand licks my nose
Haiku # 24252, December 31, 2002 8:19 pm ET
by Heather of Port Colborne
as with each new year
i resolve to write haiku
and it shall be bad
Haiku # 24251, December 31, 2002 7:56 pm ET
by ash
Resolution:Meet
a seven-fingered girl to
help count syllables
Haiku # 24250, December 31, 2002 6:37 pm ET
by onjaysun (Haikuappy New Year)
Whoops!!****** didn't mean, to send those last two haiku's. Goofy rules!!!
Haiku # 24249, December 31, 2002 6:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
heeeeeeeeeeeelp!! please help me!!!!!!
Haiku # 24248, December 31, 2002 6:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 24247, December 31, 2002 6:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Born from rejection **stuck in a section- of faith stretchin***i luv u jesus:)
Haiku # 24246, December 31, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by p child
Dad likes my mullet.
The nurse calls it a critter
carpet. My head breeds.
Haiku # 24245, December 31, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Mr. Mullet
Bald on the top and
long on the back. Behold my
glorious skullet.
Haiku # 24244, December 31, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Mr. Mullet
Short like your schooling.
Long like your prison sentence.
The mullet haircut.
Haiku # 24243, December 31, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Mr. Mullet
Days of bookkeeping
Sorting the years of reciepts
Chthonic existence
Haiku # 24242, December 31, 2002 10:23 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
This is my gift: to
not take my medication
and meet the famous.
Haiku # 24241, December 31, 2002 9:16 am ET
by sam of madison wi
crackers going off
and doggies going crackers
Happy New Year
Haiku # 24240, December 31, 2002 9:14 am ET
by mellie
hey there sam-i-am
do you like green eggs and ham?
you see *famed* people...
Haiku # 24239, December 30, 2002 6:18 pm ET
by sheena
His right cross is strong,
But not as strong as Captain
Morgan's left hook is!
Haiku # 24238, December 30, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by Sam Yancey of Madison, WI
problem with jesus
he never will block a punch
but what a right cross!
Haiku # 24237, December 30, 2002 3:34 pm ET
by scotch
Why do I always
Forget to fill my name in?
This is frustrating...
Haiku # 24236, December 30, 2002 3:01 pm ET
by Sam Yancey of Madison, WI
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