"Was ist das, Gunther?"
"Es ist meine Bockwurst, Bob."
"Nein, es ist mein Bein!"
by A Student of Manchester
I quite like new year
I get to drink heavily
That's just like normal
by A Student of Manchester
Privy, what of your
Enquiries thou hast completed
Found little, have you?
by A Student of Manchester
New Year Last Year:
Portly - eating food
Patient elderly fauna
Pretty eager foo'
by A Student of Manchester
A happy new year
To people who aren't fascist
They are just foolish
by A Student of Manchester
But I am sure that
In the modern era, God
Would use protection
by A Student of Manchester
Mary was not christian
God can get ladies pregnant
If they don't believe
by A Student of Manchester
is this form or less
taking the words and placing
them in this void
by Mox
happy new year
or happy new year's day
just one day seems mean
by mellie
Good, old, dear PT -
A mysterious location
is now number 3
by R. of PT
happy new years hap
py new years happy new years
(god forbid we get
the syllable count wrong)
by Anonymous Poet
Weighing pros and cons?
Not enough. Must understand
the thoughts driving me
by R. of PT
A good criterion:
Good decisions are driven
by accurate thought
by R. of PT
Good choice or bad choice?
Decisions are hard to take,
But must be taken
by R. of PT
Revenge is so sweet
But not the noblest answer -
Would better abstain...
by R. of PT
Chamesh elef shva
meot shishim veshalosh -
briat haolam
by R. of PT
Your eyes match your skin
weak coffee with lots of cream
your sand licks my nose
by Heather of Port Colborne
as with each new year
i resolve to write haiku
and it shall be bad
by ash
Resolution:Meet
a seven-fingered girl to
help count syllables
by onjaysun (Haikuappy New Year)
Whoops!!****** didn't mean, to send those last two haiku's. Goofy rules!!!
by Anonymous Poet
heeeeeeeeeeeelp!! please help me!!!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
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by Anonymous Poet
Born from rejection **stuck in a section- of faith stretchin***i luv u jesus:)
by p child
Dad likes my mullet.
The nurse calls it a critter
carpet. My head breeds.
by Mr. Mullet
Bald on the top and
long on the back. Behold my
glorious skullet.
by Mr. Mullet
Short like your schooling.
Long like your prison sentence.
The mullet haircut.
by Mr. Mullet
Days of bookkeeping
Sorting the years of reciepts
Chthonic existence
by Janis of Toronto
This is my gift: to
not take my medication
and meet the famous.
by sam of madison wi
crackers going off
and doggies going crackers
Happy New Year
by mellie
hey there sam-i-am
do you like green eggs and ham?
you see *famed* people...
by sheena
His right cross is strong,
But not as strong as Captain
Morgan's left hook is!
by Sam Yancey of Madison, WI
problem with jesus
he never will block a punch
but what a right cross!
by scotch
Why do I always
Forget to fill my name in?
This is frustrating...
by Sam Yancey of Madison, WI
First, five syllables,
Then, add seven syllables.
Finally, five more.
by Anonymous Poet
To save face, I will
blame it on my hangover.
I'm not ignorant.
by Sam Yancey of Madison, WI
Again, I forgot.
I was not hasty that time,
Only ignorant.
by Sam Yancey of Madison, WI
That last one was mine.
I was too hasty to fill
My name in the box.
by Anonymous Poet
I'm so hung over.
I feel like I just lost a
Fistfight with Jesus.
by Anonymous Poet
Basho called me up.
"Stop writing haiku," he said.
"Piss off," I told him.
by Sam Yancey IV of Madison, WI
one holiday down
one more around the corner
then no more time off :(
by cgifool of austin, tx
an old favorite:
Noncompetition
Confidentiality
Agreement, AS IF!
by cgifool of austin, tx
Lott of hair helmet
for a cracker to wear, hey
who names their boy, Trent?
by onjaysun (One Republican down, many...)
well, as per usual
the beat goes on
but sometimes no one is home
by Anonymous Poet
Dangled baby, last
hit was Thriller, now just too
white and too goofy!
by onjaysun Get Jacko (while supplies last)
Married to Bobby,
Dolly's was better, too good
for crack...bye Whitney!
by onjaysun's 2002 Closeout Sale - All Must Go!
my resolution
could be to stop doing it
but I dont think so
by mellie
my resolution:
i will stop writing haiku...
well, after this one ;)
by scotch of resolutions are made to be broken
Gnome. Gone to roam. Gone
to Rome? To the unknown. Gnome.
A funny thing...gnome.
by just a little fruity of in here
are good deeds just for
christmas? decency for all
ev'ry day preferred.
by monkeygirl of ohio
Hey, I've got monkeys,
sleepy monkeys in my pants.
Shhh...monkey's sleeping
by Jer
