Good choice or bad choice?
Decisions are hard to take,
But must be taken

Revenge is so sweet
But not the noblest answer -
Would better abstain...

Chamesh elef shva
meot shishim veshalosh -
briat haolam

Your eyes match your skin
weak coffee with lots of cream
your sand licks my nose

as with each new year
i resolve to write haiku
and it shall be bad

Resolution:Meet
a seven-fingered girl to
help count syllables

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Born from rejection **stuck in a section- of faith stretchin***i luv u jesus:)

Dad likes my mullet.
The nurse calls it a critter
carpet. My head breeds.

Bald on the top and
long on the back. Behold my
glorious skullet.

Short like your schooling.
Long like your prison sentence.
The mullet haircut.

Days of bookkeeping
Sorting the years of reciepts
Chthonic existence

This is my gift: to
not take my medication
and meet the famous.

crackers going off
and doggies going crackers
Happy New Year

hey there sam-i-am
do you like green eggs and ham?
you see *famed* people...

His right cross is strong,
But not as strong as Captain
Morgan's left hook is!

problem with jesus
he never will block a punch
but what a right cross!

Why do I always
Forget to fill my name in?
This is frustrating...

First, five syllables,
Then, add seven syllables.
Finally, five more.

To save face, I will
blame it on my hangover.
I'm not ignorant.

Again, I forgot.
I was not hasty that time,
Only ignorant.

That last one was mine.
I was too hasty to fill
My name in the box.

I'm so hung over.
I feel like I just lost a
Fistfight with Jesus.

Basho called me up.
"Stop writing haiku," he said.
"Piss off," I told him.

one holiday down
one more around the corner
then no more time off :(

an old favorite:
Noncompetition
Confidentiality
Agreement, AS IF!

Lott of hair helmet
for a cracker to wear, hey
who names their boy, Trent?

well, as per usual
the beat goes on
but sometimes no one is home

Dangled baby, last
hit was Thriller, now just too
white and too goofy!

Married to Bobby,
Dolly's was better, too good
for crack...bye Whitney!

my resolution
could be to stop doing it
but I dont think so

my resolution:
i will stop writing haiku...
well, after this one ;)

Gnome. Gone to roam. Gone
to Rome? To the unknown. Gnome.
A funny thing...gnome.

are good deeds just for
christmas? decency for all
ev'ry day preferred.

Hey, I've got monkeys,
sleepy monkeys in my pants.
Shhh...monkey's sleeping

year draws to a close
but the drivel continues
here on bad haiku

bad, bad, bad haiku,
bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad,
really bad haiku.

maybe bad punctuation too?

Dark chains keep u bound *****but their weakness*** flip the LIGHT switch

Called the phone co 2 complain 2-day I'm stressed Because NOW -they call me

how hard is it, then?
you just can't keep to format!
this is HAIKU, bud.

Mediatations on death
and life persist on a website
which has meaning

but not for those
who have lost that
meaning or hope

not as a lion
not as a man on a cross
God has no body

not as a swan, nor
as a shower of gold coins
nor as a white bull

God in any case
does not manifest
in physical form

i am a virgin
but not a christian, so that
"god" can't knock me up

God would have come now
But there was far more choice as
There were more virgins

He timed his birth and
His death to coincide with
Pagan festivals

Little baby J
He was born on Christmas day
Very lucky that