Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

I show wee on cam
They get all moist and what not
Then i close window
Haiku # 21530, August 12, 2002 2:07 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
back in the ols day
me and the gang play buckbuck
fat albert win always
Haiku # 21529, August 12, 2002 1:16 am ET
by Lips McCoy
Ahhhahhh (two syllabls) goos kitty
i pet kitty all day long
she a sweets littlse
Haiku # 21528, August 12, 2002 1:09 am ET
by Lips McCoy
walk the street at darks
hobo ask for the moneys
chain to the face
Haiku # 21527, August 12, 2002 1:05 am ET
by Lips McCoy
the shark, he says bite
distant boy find the easter egg
that a sun dried shit
Haiku # 21526, August 12, 2002 1:01 am ET
by Lips McCoy
That girl touched my hands.
Her back should be broken now.
Those were my damn hands.
Haiku # 21525, August 11, 2002 11:13 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
put on the tit clamps
red rubber ball in my mouth
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 21524, August 11, 2002 10:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i want to go back
crawl inside my mother's vag
begin the rebirth
Haiku # 21523, August 11, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
Cripple FIGHT!! they yell
OMG Mr. Carter
Cut it out now boys.
Haiku # 21522, August 11, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock to old man
Now house should'nt have
Super Smash Brothers Melee
I want to play now.
Haiku # 21521, August 11, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock God Dammit
OMFG SON!
I wanna go back to school
I miss fo shizzo.
Haiku # 21519, August 11, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Sock Dammit
Anna Nicole Smith
Can E! whore you out enough???
You human train wreck
Haiku # 21518, August 11, 2002 8:11 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
Squeezing my weasel
Gonna choke him till he's blue
And spits out white goo
Haiku # 21517, August 11, 2002 8:07 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
Risk, Monopoly
The Game Of Life & Payday
I'm bored with board games
Haiku # 21516, August 11, 2002 8:05 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
Oh, to be frozen
Like a human popsicle
Ice cream man is God

Haiku # 21515, August 11, 2002 8:00 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
if imitation
is a form of flattery
please- fuck off and die!!
Haiku # 21514, August 11, 2002 5:39 pm ET
by The Great Went
Bicycle Down Road
Poor Animals Meet Ther Fate
Ohh Shit A Semi...
Haiku # 21513, August 11, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Anon of California
I AM YELLING OUT
MY HAIKU TO THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!
AREN'T I ANNOYING?!?!?!?!
Haiku # 21512, August 11, 2002 9:22 am ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
Who thought up Haiku???
That whole 5-7-5 shit???
Some Jap with no dick!!!
Haiku # 21511, August 11, 2002 9:19 am ET
by Evil Emperor Mao of Red China
i was fine until
the bluebird of happiness
crapped on my windshield
Haiku # 21510, August 11, 2002 9:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
SpongeBob SquarePants blows!!
Just watching that gay ass show
Gives my eyeballs AIDS
:(
Haiku # 21509, August 11, 2002 9:05 am ET
by President Of Nickelodeon of Orlando, FL
ahoy there matey!
parrot shit on my shoulder
walk the plank, damn bird!!
Haiku # 21508, August 11, 2002 8:58 am ET
by butt pirate
another damned corpse
plenty more where that came from
sooner or later
Haiku # 21507, August 11, 2002 7:36 am ET
by ash
individual
i pull myself together
indivisible
Haiku # 21506, August 11, 2002 7:33 am ET
by ash
haiku haiku hi
coo coo haiku gone kookoo
whang dang goddam clang !
Haiku # 21505, August 11, 2002 7:24 am ET
by ash
i lie here in bed
with my fingers in my pussy
dreaming about you
Haiku # 21504, August 11, 2002 6:28 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
i do love my man
and i take good care of him
cum recepticle
Haiku # 21503, August 11, 2002 6:26 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
double your pleasure
ride the baloney-pony
and get your throat fucked
Haiku # 21502, August 11, 2002 6:24 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
you call me a whore
but who here is the real whore?
i know some man sluts
Haiku # 21501, August 11, 2002 6:21 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
i want a gang bang
my hungry hole is growling
for hot thick man meat
Haiku # 21500, August 11, 2002 6:17 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
delicious friction
the mounds of flesh hug the shaft
a perfect tit fuck
Haiku # 21499, August 11, 2002 6:16 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
Hey Censor sensor...
You say Spongebob is the best?
What u smoke? I want.
Haiku # 21498, August 11, 2002 12:14 am ET
by Numba won Stunna of G tizz-own
OMFG! Dyam!
Where'd you get this mistletoe?
That was some mad head!
Haiku # 21497, August 11, 2002 12:11 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Bug spray, turtle, torch,
random move, parachute, key!
Bell, bacon/pancakes.
Haiku # 21496, August 11, 2002 12:08 am ET
by Mr. Game and Watch of Old-school style
You wanna go out?
We can go eat at Shoney's--
my dad will drive us.
Haiku # 21495, August 11, 2002 12:04 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Here, have a bacon!
Bring that shit over here, eh?!
The bacon loves it!!!
Haiku # 21494, August 11, 2002 12:01 am ET
by Mr. Game and Watch of Old-school style
Get out of my face!
My raging testosterone
Tells me to kill you!!
Haiku # 21493, August 10, 2002 11:45 pm ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
you know you want it
your eyes tell me you want it
no salad for you
Haiku # 21492, August 10, 2002 11:25 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat
high coo'....Coo', i'm high.
this weed stuff is off the hook.
i'm high, i make haikus
Haiku # 21491, August 10, 2002 11:19 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Is it spelt "Haiku"?
Why can't I spell it "High Coo"???
Dumb as a fence post...
Haiku # 21490, August 10, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by Peekatchoo of The G-Spot
she struggles to say
that she just wants to be "friends"
fucking craptastic!!
Haiku # 21489, August 10, 2002 11:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
see the color red
the smell of fish in the air
tampons in my mouth
Haiku # 21488, August 10, 2002 11:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why they call my name???
I hope I'm not in trouble.
My fate is unclear.
Haiku # 21487, August 10, 2002 10:56 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
those 2 stupid whores
Britney & Christina
i banged both of them
Haiku # 21486, August 10, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by Justin T.
If it be monkey
Or it is not a monkey
I still gonna kill
Haiku # 21485, August 10, 2002 10:47 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of God Dammit SOCK!
dumping ground for cum
my personal punching bag
i do luv mah bitch
Haiku # 21483, August 10, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by WifeBeata
It was Christmas time.
Mistletoe over our heads.
She blow me instead.
Haiku # 21482, August 10, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
I ran out of mom
and sex references for
my haikus......oh well....:(
Haiku # 21481, August 10, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Why i no get sound?
My speakers must not be on.
Fuck, they ain't plugged in.
Haiku # 21480, August 10, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Socking Dammit
the smarts, not the gays
is what deez peeps got here
games and the sex. tro.
Haiku # 21479, August 10, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Socking Dammit
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