Bicycle Down Road
Poor Animals Meet Ther Fate
Ohh Shit A Semi...
by Anon of California
I AM YELLING OUT
MY HAIKU TO THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!
AREN'T I ANNOYING?!?!?!?!
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
Who thought up Haiku???
That whole 5-7-5 shit???
Some Jap with no dick!!!
by Evil Emperor Mao of Red China
i was fine until
the bluebird of happiness
crapped on my windshield
by Anonymous Poet
SpongeBob SquarePants blows!!
Just watching that gay ass show
Gives my eyeballs AIDS
:(
by President Of Nickelodeon of Orlando, FL
ahoy there matey!
parrot shit on my shoulder
walk the plank, damn bird!!
by butt pirate
another damned corpse
plenty more where that came from
sooner or later
by ash
individual
i pull myself together
indivisible
by ash
haiku haiku hi
coo coo haiku gone kookoo
whang dang goddam clang !
by ash
i lie here in bed
with my fingers in my pussy
dreaming about you
by Boobie Kennedy
i do love my man
and i take good care of him
cum recepticle
by Boobie Kennedy
double your pleasure
ride the baloney-pony
and get your throat fucked
by Boobie Kennedy
you call me a whore
but who here is the real whore?
i know some man sluts
by Boobie Kennedy
i want a gang bang
my hungry hole is growling
for hot thick man meat
by Boobie Kennedy
delicious friction
the mounds of flesh hug the shaft
a perfect tit fuck
by Boobie Kennedy
Hey Censor sensor...
You say Spongebob is the best?
What u smoke? I want.
by Numba won Stunna of G tizz-own
OMFG! Dyam!
Where'd you get this mistletoe?
That was some mad head!
by #1 stunna of g-town
Bug spray, turtle, torch,
random move, parachute, key!
Bell, bacon/pancakes.
by Mr. Game and Watch of Old-school style
You wanna go out?
We can go eat at Shoney's--
my dad will drive us.
by #1 stunna of g-town
Here, have a bacon!
Bring that shit over here, eh?!
The bacon loves it!!!
by Mr. Game and Watch of Old-school style
Get out of my face!
My raging testosterone
Tells me to kill you!!
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
you know you want it
your eyes tell me you want it
no salad for you
by Invade Her Twat
high coo'....Coo', i'm high.
this weed stuff is off the hook.
i'm high, i make haikus
by #1 stunna of g-town
Is it spelt "Haiku"?
Why can't I spell it "High Coo"???
Dumb as a fence post...
by Peekatchoo of The G-Spot
she struggles to say
that she just wants to be "friends"
fucking craptastic!!
by Anonymous Poet
see the color red
the smell of fish in the air
tampons in my mouth
by Anonymous Poet
Why they call my name???
I hope I'm not in trouble.
My fate is unclear.
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
those 2 stupid whores
Britney & Christina
i banged both of them
by Justin T.
If it be monkey
Or it is not a monkey
I still gonna kill
by Shizzo Bot of God Dammit SOCK!
dumping ground for cum
my personal punching bag
i do luv mah bitch
by WifeBeata
It was Christmas time.
Mistletoe over our heads.
She blow me instead.
by #1 stunna of g-town
I ran out of mom
and sex references for
my haikus......oh well....:(
by #1 stunna of g-town
Why i no get sound?
My speakers must not be on.
Fuck, they ain't plugged in.
by Shizzo Bot of Socking Dammit
the smarts, not the gays
is what deez peeps got here
games and the sex. tro.
by Shizzo Bot of Socking Dammit
Yay! Incest is best!
Hot diggity-dog shiznit!
I'm fucking my Mom!
by CaRapper PeePee
Sunshine is without.
I sure want that game. The one:
Mario Sunshine.
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
Number One Stunna,
Spongebob Squarepants is the best.
Well, Invader Zim.
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
I ate some weed and
got high. I smoked a gallon
of that shit too. Tight!
by #1 stunna of g-town
Shit, i hear the cops.
What we gon' do wid dis weed?
It's simple: smoke dat.
by #1 stunna of g-town
Shorty got a car.....
Someone need to smack dat hoe
in her fuckin' mouf.
by #1 stunna of g-town
marcia brady's nose
kissed by a football
dateless nut knocker
by Anonymous Poet
Eat your green boogers
They look good stuck in your teeth
No calories here
by The Great Went
My sides are hurting
From laughing at these writings -
Haikus now are BAD.
by WyldKyss
pathetic poets
oh that you could move readers
like you jiggle meat
by ash
It sure takes a man
to insult and make the fun
a man like your mom
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock
thank yuou my good sir.
i raelly appreiciate
a fine audience!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
by #1 stunna of g-town
it's really special
that all you can talk about
is urine and shit
by Anonymous Poet
I'm the Great and Mighty
Poo and I'm going to throw
my shit at you. Twat!
by Great Mighty Poo of Poo Mountain
Spacemen floating by,
up and down the sidewalk, take
a doo doo pie. *sniff*
by Woodrow of the sewer
I see Marvin House
he make a poem bout sex
what a noble man
by Shizzo Bot of Walhalla SON
