Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

i was fine until
the bluebird of happiness
crapped on my windshield
Haiku # 21510, August 11, 2002 9:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
SpongeBob SquarePants blows!!
Just watching that gay ass show
Gives my eyeballs AIDS
:(
Haiku # 21509, August 11, 2002 9:05 am ET
by President Of Nickelodeon of Orlando, FL
ahoy there matey!
parrot shit on my shoulder
walk the plank, damn bird!!
Haiku # 21508, August 11, 2002 8:58 am ET
by butt pirate
another damned corpse
plenty more where that came from
sooner or later
Haiku # 21507, August 11, 2002 7:36 am ET
by ash
individual
i pull myself together
indivisible
Haiku # 21506, August 11, 2002 7:33 am ET
by ash
haiku haiku hi
coo coo haiku gone kookoo
whang dang goddam clang !
Haiku # 21505, August 11, 2002 7:24 am ET
by ash
i lie here in bed
with my fingers in my pussy
dreaming about you
Haiku # 21504, August 11, 2002 6:28 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
i do love my man
and i take good care of him
cum recepticle
Haiku # 21503, August 11, 2002 6:26 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
double your pleasure
ride the baloney-pony
and get your throat fucked
Haiku # 21502, August 11, 2002 6:24 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
you call me a whore
but who here is the real whore?
i know some man sluts
Haiku # 21501, August 11, 2002 6:21 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
i want a gang bang
my hungry hole is growling
for hot thick man meat
Haiku # 21500, August 11, 2002 6:17 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
delicious friction
the mounds of flesh hug the shaft
a perfect tit fuck
Haiku # 21499, August 11, 2002 6:16 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
Hey Censor sensor...
You say Spongebob is the best?
What u smoke? I want.
Haiku # 21498, August 11, 2002 12:14 am ET
by Numba won Stunna of G tizz-own
OMFG! Dyam!
Where'd you get this mistletoe?
That was some mad head!
Haiku # 21497, August 11, 2002 12:11 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Bug spray, turtle, torch,
random move, parachute, key!
Bell, bacon/pancakes.
Haiku # 21496, August 11, 2002 12:08 am ET
by Mr. Game and Watch of Old-school style
You wanna go out?
We can go eat at Shoney's--
my dad will drive us.
Haiku # 21495, August 11, 2002 12:04 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Here, have a bacon!
Bring that shit over here, eh?!
The bacon loves it!!!
Haiku # 21494, August 11, 2002 12:01 am ET
by Mr. Game and Watch of Old-school style
Get out of my face!
My raging testosterone
Tells me to kill you!!
Haiku # 21493, August 10, 2002 11:45 pm ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
you know you want it
your eyes tell me you want it
no salad for you
Haiku # 21492, August 10, 2002 11:25 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat
high coo'....Coo', i'm high.
this weed stuff is off the hook.
i'm high, i make haikus
Haiku # 21491, August 10, 2002 11:19 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Is it spelt "Haiku"?
Why can't I spell it "High Coo"???
Dumb as a fence post...
Haiku # 21490, August 10, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by Peekatchoo of The G-Spot
she struggles to say
that she just wants to be "friends"
fucking craptastic!!
Haiku # 21489, August 10, 2002 11:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
see the color red
the smell of fish in the air
tampons in my mouth
Haiku # 21488, August 10, 2002 11:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why they call my name???
I hope I'm not in trouble.
My fate is unclear.
Haiku # 21487, August 10, 2002 10:56 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
those 2 stupid whores
Britney & Christina
i banged both of them
Haiku # 21486, August 10, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by Justin T.
If it be monkey
Or it is not a monkey
I still gonna kill
Haiku # 21485, August 10, 2002 10:47 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of God Dammit SOCK!
dumping ground for cum
my personal punching bag
i do luv mah bitch
Haiku # 21483, August 10, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by WifeBeata
It was Christmas time.
Mistletoe over our heads.
She blow me instead.
Haiku # 21482, August 10, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
I ran out of mom
and sex references for
my haikus......oh well....:(
Haiku # 21481, August 10, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Why i no get sound?
My speakers must not be on.
Fuck, they ain't plugged in.
Haiku # 21480, August 10, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Socking Dammit
the smarts, not the gays
is what deez peeps got here
games and the sex. tro.
Haiku # 21479, August 10, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Socking Dammit
Yay! Incest is best!
Hot diggity-dog shiznit!
I'm fucking my Mom!
Haiku # 21478, August 10, 2002 10:09 pm ET
by CaRapper PeePee
Sunshine is without.
I sure want that game. The one:
Mario Sunshine.
Haiku # 21477, August 10, 2002 7:10 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
Number One Stunna,
Spongebob Squarepants is the best.
Well, Invader Zim.
Haiku # 21475, August 10, 2002 7:04 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
I ate some weed and
got high. I smoked a gallon
of that shit too. Tight!
Haiku # 21474, August 10, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Shit, i hear the cops.
What we gon' do wid dis weed?
It's simple: smoke dat.
Haiku # 21473, August 10, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Shorty got a car.....
Someone need to smack dat hoe
in her fuckin' mouf.
Haiku # 21472, August 10, 2002 4:48 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
marcia brady's nose
kissed by a football
dateless nut knocker

Haiku # 21471, August 10, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Eat your green boogers
They look good stuck in your teeth
No calories here
Haiku # 21470, August 10, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by The Great Went
My sides are hurting
From laughing at these writings -
Haikus now are BAD.
Haiku # 21469, August 10, 2002 12:46 pm ET
by WyldKyss
pathetic poets
oh that you could move readers
like you jiggle meat
Haiku # 21468, August 10, 2002 6:06 am ET
by ash
It sure takes a man
to insult and make the fun
a man like your mom
Haiku # 21467, August 10, 2002 1:37 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock
thank yuou my good sir.
i raelly appreiciate
a fine audience!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Haiku # 21466, August 10, 2002 1:37 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
it's really special
that all you can talk about
is urine and shit
Haiku # 21465, August 10, 2002 1:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm the Great and Mighty
Poo and I'm going to throw
my shit at you. Twat!
Haiku # 21464, August 10, 2002 1:21 am ET
by Great Mighty Poo of Poo Mountain
Spacemen floating by,
up and down the sidewalk, take
a doo doo pie. *sniff*
Haiku # 21463, August 10, 2002 1:16 am ET
by Woodrow of the sewer
I see Marvin House
he make a poem bout sex
what a noble man
Haiku # 21462, August 10, 2002 1:12 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Walhalla SON
if it a snow globe
even a hand made sweater
thank you grandmother
Haiku # 21461, August 10, 2002 1:09 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock Dammit
Dude I just got laid!
Dont believe me? Smell my dick!
I snuck to her room!
Haiku # 21460, August 10, 2002 1:09 am ET
by T. House of weedville
Lemme hit that blunt.
We go out, i stuff ur cunt
and smoke some refer.
Haiku # 21458, August 10, 2002 1:07 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
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