Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Why i no get sound?
My speakers must not be on.
Fuck, they ain't plugged in.
Haiku # 21480, August 10, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Socking Dammit
the smarts, not the gays
is what deez peeps got here
games and the sex. tro.
Haiku # 21479, August 10, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Socking Dammit
Yay! Incest is best!
Hot diggity-dog shiznit!
I'm fucking my Mom!
Haiku # 21478, August 10, 2002 10:09 pm ET
by CaRapper PeePee
Sunshine is without.
I sure want that game. The one:
Mario Sunshine.
Haiku # 21477, August 10, 2002 7:10 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
Number One Stunna,
Spongebob Squarepants is the best.
Well, Invader Zim.
Haiku # 21475, August 10, 2002 7:04 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
I ate some weed and
got high. I smoked a gallon
of that shit too. Tight!
Haiku # 21474, August 10, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Shit, i hear the cops.
What we gon' do wid dis weed?
It's simple: smoke dat.
Haiku # 21473, August 10, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Shorty got a car.....
Someone need to smack dat hoe
in her fuckin' mouf.
Haiku # 21472, August 10, 2002 4:48 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
marcia brady's nose
kissed by a football
dateless nut knocker

Haiku # 21471, August 10, 2002 3:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Eat your green boogers
They look good stuck in your teeth
No calories here
Haiku # 21470, August 10, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by The Great Went
My sides are hurting
From laughing at these writings -
Haikus now are BAD.
Haiku # 21469, August 10, 2002 12:46 pm ET
by WyldKyss
pathetic poets
oh that you could move readers
like you jiggle meat
Haiku # 21468, August 10, 2002 6:06 am ET
by ash
It sure takes a man
to insult and make the fun
a man like your mom
Haiku # 21467, August 10, 2002 1:37 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock
thank yuou my good sir.
i raelly appreiciate
a fine audience!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Haiku # 21466, August 10, 2002 1:37 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
it's really special
that all you can talk about
is urine and shit
Haiku # 21465, August 10, 2002 1:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I'm the Great and Mighty
Poo and I'm going to throw
my shit at you. Twat!
Haiku # 21464, August 10, 2002 1:21 am ET
by Great Mighty Poo of Poo Mountain
Spacemen floating by,
up and down the sidewalk, take
a doo doo pie. *sniff*
Haiku # 21463, August 10, 2002 1:16 am ET
by Woodrow of the sewer
I see Marvin House
he make a poem bout sex
what a noble man
Haiku # 21462, August 10, 2002 1:12 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Walhalla SON
if it a snow globe
even a hand made sweater
thank you grandmother
Haiku # 21461, August 10, 2002 1:09 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock Dammit
Dude I just got laid!
Dont believe me? Smell my dick!
I snuck to her room!
Haiku # 21460, August 10, 2002 1:09 am ET
by T. House of weedville
Lemme hit that blunt.
We go out, i stuff ur cunt
and smoke some refer.
Haiku # 21458, August 10, 2002 1:07 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
that bitch wife of yours
called the cops on me again!
someday ill bang her.
Haiku # 21457, August 10, 2002 1:05 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
You are an angel.
Perfection in human form.
I want me in you.
Haiku # 21456, August 10, 2002 1:02 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
The back door dirt shoot
a slide from your back door that
has some dirt on it.
Haiku # 21454, August 10, 2002 12:59 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stumptunnel
i feel my member
its rising, confined by pants
i unzip and hold
Haiku # 21453, August 10, 2002 12:58 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Buzz goes the small bees
a fuse sparks in the night sky
You might get the die!
Haiku # 21452, August 10, 2002 12:55 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Stump
The bitch gets knocked up
and wasted on booze and pot.
I hate trailer trash.
Haiku # 21450, August 10, 2002 12:50 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Your white-trash slut mom
is in the kitchen getting
real drunk and pregnant!
Haiku # 21449, August 10, 2002 12:48 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
I am very sick.
Wankers Anonymous is
a group I joined.
Haiku # 21448, August 10, 2002 12:45 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
my pee-pee is sore...
i think i beat it too much...
Is that possible?!?!
Haiku # 21447, August 10, 2002 12:42 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
i fuck ur gurl's bung
and then give her cum-showar
she like it dirty
Haiku # 21446, August 10, 2002 12:40 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
wahts teh dilly-o
up in dis joint fo' real, yo?!
i forgot the rest.....
Haiku # 21445, August 10, 2002 12:38 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
A slip of the tongue
the situation goes stale
best go get the run
Haiku # 21444, August 10, 2002 12:37 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump
i have discovered
that there be form in haiku
god dammit fuck me
Haiku # 21443, August 10, 2002 12:34 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump
Tranquil skys, green grass
Wild horses run like the wind.
Your mom is a MILF.
Haiku # 21442, August 10, 2002 12:34 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Son, son, OMG!
Sorry for those last couple
of tasteless "haikus"!
Haiku # 21441, August 10, 2002 12:30 am ET
by #1stunna of g-town
Take a ride on the Tricky Wee
a short pass by a the small bees
toss a pickle and a firecrazer son
Haiku # 21440, August 10, 2002 12:27 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump
Where be all the mad
rhyming skillz up in dis piece?
O snap, holla back pimp!
Haiku # 21439, August 10, 2002 12:26 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Who did she learn from?
Your daughter sucked my cock like
a real champ last night.
Haiku # 21438, August 10, 2002 12:24 am ET
by #1stunna of g-town
Give a call (ring)
i drop phone in couch!!!!
nooooooooooole! i go dig.
Haiku # 21437, August 10, 2002 12:22 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump
Here i sits son
Lookin at pron on net
I need the sex
Haiku # 21436, August 10, 2002 12:20 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump
Oh fuck. How the hell
Did I manage to post two
of my entries twice!
Haiku # 21435, August 10, 2002 12:19 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
This is super fun!
Can't stop making up haikus.
Time for a wank break.
Haiku # 21434, August 10, 2002 12:16 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Hey Rufs, I got yer
Smash Bros. right here, you coward.
Yeah, son. Fox Fury.
Haiku # 21433, August 10, 2002 12:14 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Son, I want anal.
No, you get a stinky wee.
But shit washes off.
Haiku # 21432, August 10, 2002 12:12 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
lame haiku writer
enough of the handle jibe
repetition sucks
Haiku # 21431, August 10, 2002 12:09 am ET
by ash
All aboard ManTrain!
Crap. That's all I had to say.
So, uhm....A/S/L?
Haiku # 21430, August 10, 2002 12:08 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
All aboard ManTrain!
Crap. That's all I had to say.
So, uhm....A/S/L?
Haiku # 21429, August 10, 2002 12:08 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Dude, I'm gonna go
masturbate and relieve some
quality stress. Quality.
Haiku # 21428, August 10, 2002 12:05 am ET
by David Grime of Batesburg-Leesville
Dude, I'm gonna go
masturbate and relieve some
quality stress. Quality.
Haiku # 21427, August 10, 2002 12:05 am ET
by David Grime of Batesburg-Leesville
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