you know you want it
your eyes tell me you want it
no salad for you
by Invade Her Twat
high coo'....Coo', i'm high.
this weed stuff is off the hook.
i'm high, i make haikus
by #1 stunna of g-town
Is it spelt "Haiku"?
Why can't I spell it "High Coo"???
Dumb as a fence post...
by Peekatchoo of The G-Spot
she struggles to say
that she just wants to be "friends"
fucking craptastic!!
by Anonymous Poet
see the color red
the smell of fish in the air
tampons in my mouth
by Anonymous Poet
Why they call my name???
I hope I'm not in trouble.
My fate is unclear.
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
those 2 stupid whores
Britney & Christina
i banged both of them
by Justin T.
If it be monkey
Or it is not a monkey
I still gonna kill
by Shizzo Bot of God Dammit SOCK!
dumping ground for cum
my personal punching bag
i do luv mah bitch
by WifeBeata
It was Christmas time.
Mistletoe over our heads.
She blow me instead.
by #1 stunna of g-town
I ran out of mom
and sex references for
my haikus......oh well....:(
by #1 stunna of g-town
Why i no get sound?
My speakers must not be on.
Fuck, they ain't plugged in.
by Shizzo Bot of Socking Dammit
the smarts, not the gays
is what deez peeps got here
games and the sex. tro.
by Shizzo Bot of Socking Dammit
Yay! Incest is best!
Hot diggity-dog shiznit!
I'm fucking my Mom!
by CaRapper PeePee
Sunshine is without.
I sure want that game. The one:
Mario Sunshine.
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
Number One Stunna,
Spongebob Squarepants is the best.
Well, Invader Zim.
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
I ate some weed and
got high. I smoked a gallon
of that shit too. Tight!
by #1 stunna of g-town
Shit, i hear the cops.
What we gon' do wid dis weed?
It's simple: smoke dat.
by #1 stunna of g-town
Shorty got a car.....
Someone need to smack dat hoe
in her fuckin' mouf.
by #1 stunna of g-town
marcia brady's nose
kissed by a football
dateless nut knocker
by Anonymous Poet
Eat your green boogers
They look good stuck in your teeth
No calories here
by The Great Went
My sides are hurting
From laughing at these writings -
Haikus now are BAD.
by WyldKyss
pathetic poets
oh that you could move readers
like you jiggle meat
by ash
It sure takes a man
to insult and make the fun
a man like your mom
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock
thank yuou my good sir.
i raelly appreiciate
a fine audience!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
by #1 stunna of g-town
it's really special
that all you can talk about
is urine and shit
by Anonymous Poet
I'm the Great and Mighty
Poo and I'm going to throw
my shit at you. Twat!
by Great Mighty Poo of Poo Mountain
Spacemen floating by,
up and down the sidewalk, take
a doo doo pie. *sniff*
by Woodrow of the sewer
I see Marvin House
he make a poem bout sex
what a noble man
by Shizzo Bot of Walhalla SON
if it a snow globe
even a hand made sweater
thank you grandmother
by Shizzo Bot of Sock Dammit
Dude I just got laid!
Dont believe me? Smell my dick!
I snuck to her room!
by T. House of weedville
Lemme hit that blunt.
We go out, i stuff ur cunt
and smoke some refer.
by #1 stunna of g-town
that bitch wife of yours
called the cops on me again!
someday ill bang her.
by #1 stunna of g-town
You are an angel.
Perfection in human form.
I want me in you.
by #1 stunna of g-town
The back door dirt shoot
a slide from your back door that
has some dirt on it.
by Shizzo Bot of Stumptunnel
i feel my member
its rising, confined by pants
i unzip and hold
by #1 stunna of g-town
Buzz goes the small bees
a fuse sparks in the night sky
You might get the die!
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Stump
The bitch gets knocked up
and wasted on booze and pot.
I hate trailer trash.
by #1 stunna of g-town
Your white-trash slut mom
is in the kitchen getting
real drunk and pregnant!
by #1 stunna of g-town
I am very sick.
Wankers Anonymous is
a group I joined.
by #1 stunna of g-town
my pee-pee is sore...
i think i beat it too much...
Is that possible?!?!
by #1 stunna of g-town
i fuck ur gurl's bung
and then give her cum-showar
she like it dirty
by #1 stunna of g-town
wahts teh dilly-o
up in dis joint fo' real, yo?!
i forgot the rest.....
by #1 stunna of g-town
A slip of the tongue
the situation goes stale
best go get the run
by Shizzo Bot of Stump
i have discovered
that there be form in haiku
god dammit fuck me
by Shizzo Bot of Stump
Tranquil skys, green grass
Wild horses run like the wind.
Your mom is a MILF.
by #1 stunna of g-town
Son, son, OMG!
Sorry for those last couple
of tasteless "haikus"!
by #1stunna of g-town
Take a ride on the Tricky Wee
a short pass by a the small bees
toss a pickle and a firecrazer son
by Shizzo Bot of Stump
Where be all the mad
rhyming skillz up in dis piece?
O snap, holla back pimp!
by #1 stunna of g-town
Who did she learn from?
Your daughter sucked my cock like
a real champ last night.
by #1stunna of g-town
