Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Daddy, Daddy! He put
flowers in my hair and made
me drink grape juice! Wah!
Haiku # 21563, August 13, 2002 11:08 pm ET
by Tardy Chink Kid (aka #1 stunna) of g-town
you motherfucker!
i can't believe you did this!
but then i love you...
Haiku # 21562, August 13, 2002 10:19 pm ET
by Daren of 515
Follow directions
First- think of a Bad Haiku
Then- release it here
Haiku # 21561, August 13, 2002 7:53 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
The playground is full
Of screaming, whining children
Our future looks grim...
Haiku # 21560, August 13, 2002 7:50 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
Can't handle the truth?
Your Mom said you were handsome
Little rat-faced git!
Haiku # 21559, August 13, 2002 7:48 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
Scientology
Cruise, Travolta & Elfman
Overpaid nut jobs
Haiku # 21558, August 13, 2002 7:45 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
My brain is so full
Fillling my eyes with pictures
Every single night.
Haiku # 21557, August 13, 2002 7:26 pm ET
by WyldKyss
Big collage
little pebblesunexepected
icream in my
coffee
Haiku # 21556, August 13, 2002 6:26 pm ET
by Eric of Vernon, BC
Ninja fights ninja.
Bomber molests little boy.
The ninja kung-fu.
Haiku # 21555, August 13, 2002 12:21 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
porn on my tv
looks better on DVD
than videotape
Haiku # 21554, August 13, 2002 10:33 am ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
a slack jawed yokel
pushing a cart thru Wal-Mart
pickled pigs feet sale
Haiku # 21553, August 13, 2002 10:30 am ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
damn- my rubber broke!
don't want kids or a disease
grandma's got a cock
Haiku # 21552, August 13, 2002 10:25 am ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
lying to the cops
makes me feel like a tough guy
stick it to the man
Haiku # 21551, August 13, 2002 4:31 am ET
by finkelstein
paws grip my flesh tight
doggie hips buck back and forth
stop humping my leg!!!!
Haiku # 21550, August 13, 2002 2:56 am ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
damn- she's on the rag
better stay out of her way
a Kotex nightmare
Haiku # 21549, August 13, 2002 2:52 am ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
breast feed in public
what do i care? go ahead
whip out those puppies!
Haiku # 21548, August 13, 2002 2:49 am ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
piss and moan all day
nobody likes you at all
take a Midol, bitch
Haiku # 21547, August 13, 2002 2:45 am ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
i know iv says stuff
i can make it up to you?
damn cat still stratch me
Haiku # 21546, August 13, 2002 12:48 am ET
by Lips McCoy
hmmm, head with this bitsh
why she stop for a minute?
i fires shots up nose
Haiku # 21545, August 13, 2002 12:34 am ET
by Lips McCoy
i think taco bell
shold sell the taco online
i know id buy it
Haiku # 21544, August 13, 2002 12:32 am ET
by Lips McCoy
Don't be a damn nark!
Just look at this porn and see
You will turn around
Haiku # 21543, August 12, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of God Dammit Sock to old man
I need a small boy
to show me his small penis.
I'm still smaller, DAMN!
Haiku # 21542, August 12, 2002 10:47 pm ET
by Issac Chao of Colombia, SC
Blue MONKEY on cam
Don't tell me to stop dumb hoe
I don't show my dick
Haiku # 21541, August 12, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock Dammit
Oh shit 1 stunna
You know I put theme to Fun-
ky town on my cell?
Haiku # 21540, August 12, 2002 10:38 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
it sounds like it's great
"baby keeps me up all night"
but he's a month old
Haiku # 21539, August 12, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by ash
meteor shower
washes northern hemisphere
and i miss the show
Haiku # 21538, August 12, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by ash
Women look better
when they are small, so I don't
enlarge the pics, boy.
Haiku # 21537, August 12, 2002 7:32 pm ET
by Issac Chao of Pedo
i bid on eBay
i have no money to pay
stick it to the man!!
Haiku # 21536, August 12, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
Rocket. I'm taking
a rocket. I'm packing my
suitcase...LOOK OUT MOON!
Haiku # 21535, August 12, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by Astronaut Jones (aka #1 stunna)
Boop Boop boo boop boop
Boo boo boop boop boop! That's it:
Theme to Funky Town!
Haiku # 21534, August 12, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by Towelly (aka) #1 Stunna of G-town
my knee connected
with his family jewels - BANG!!
he walks funny now
Haiku # 21533, August 12, 2002 3:02 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
A curious thing
Is why women are labeled sluts
Because guys hate them
Haiku # 21532, August 12, 2002 2:10 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
I toss pennys down
The stairwell from the fourth floor
Rarely reach bottom
Haiku # 21531, August 12, 2002 2:09 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
I show wee on cam
They get all moist and what not
Then i close window
Haiku # 21530, August 12, 2002 2:07 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
back in the ols day
me and the gang play buckbuck
fat albert win always
Haiku # 21529, August 12, 2002 1:16 am ET
by Lips McCoy
Ahhhahhh (two syllabls) goos kitty
i pet kitty all day long
she a sweets littlse
Haiku # 21528, August 12, 2002 1:09 am ET
by Lips McCoy
walk the street at darks
hobo ask for the moneys
chain to the face
Haiku # 21527, August 12, 2002 1:05 am ET
by Lips McCoy
the shark, he says bite
distant boy find the easter egg
that a sun dried shit
Haiku # 21526, August 12, 2002 1:01 am ET
by Lips McCoy
That girl touched my hands.
Her back should be broken now.
Those were my damn hands.
Haiku # 21525, August 11, 2002 11:13 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
put on the tit clamps
red rubber ball in my mouth
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 21524, August 11, 2002 10:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i want to go back
crawl inside my mother's vag
begin the rebirth
Haiku # 21523, August 11, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
Cripple FIGHT!! they yell
OMG Mr. Carter
Cut it out now boys.
Haiku # 21522, August 11, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock to old man
Now house should'nt have
Super Smash Brothers Melee
I want to play now.
Haiku # 21521, August 11, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock God Dammit
OMFG SON!
I wanna go back to school
I miss fo shizzo.
Haiku # 21519, August 11, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Sock Dammit
Anna Nicole Smith
Can E! whore you out enough???
You human train wreck
Haiku # 21518, August 11, 2002 8:11 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
Squeezing my weasel
Gonna choke him till he's blue
And spits out white goo
Haiku # 21517, August 11, 2002 8:07 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
Risk, Monopoly
The Game Of Life & Payday
I'm bored with board games
Haiku # 21516, August 11, 2002 8:05 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
Oh, to be frozen
Like a human popsicle
Ice cream man is God

Haiku # 21515, August 11, 2002 8:00 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
if imitation
is a form of flattery
please- fuck off and die!!
Haiku # 21514, August 11, 2002 5:39 pm ET
by The Great Went
Bicycle Down Road
Poor Animals Meet Ther Fate
Ohh Shit A Semi...
Haiku # 21513, August 11, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Anon of California
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