Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

That girl touched my hands.
Her back should be broken now.
Those were my damn hands.
Haiku # 21525, August 11, 2002 11:13 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
put on the tit clamps
red rubber ball in my mouth
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 21524, August 11, 2002 10:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i want to go back
crawl inside my mother's vag
begin the rebirth
Haiku # 21523, August 11, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
Cripple FIGHT!! they yell
OMG Mr. Carter
Cut it out now boys.
Haiku # 21522, August 11, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock to old man
Now house should'nt have
Super Smash Brothers Melee
I want to play now.
Haiku # 21521, August 11, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock God Dammit
OMFG SON!
I wanna go back to school
I miss fo shizzo.
Haiku # 21519, August 11, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Sock Dammit
Anna Nicole Smith
Can E! whore you out enough???
You human train wreck
Haiku # 21518, August 11, 2002 8:11 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
Squeezing my weasel
Gonna choke him till he's blue
And spits out white goo
Haiku # 21517, August 11, 2002 8:07 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
Risk, Monopoly
The Game Of Life & Payday
I'm bored with board games
Haiku # 21516, August 11, 2002 8:05 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
Oh, to be frozen
Like a human popsicle
Ice cream man is God

Haiku # 21515, August 11, 2002 8:00 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
if imitation
is a form of flattery
please- fuck off and die!!
Haiku # 21514, August 11, 2002 5:39 pm ET
by The Great Went
Bicycle Down Road
Poor Animals Meet Ther Fate
Ohh Shit A Semi...
Haiku # 21513, August 11, 2002 3:49 pm ET
by Anon of California
I AM YELLING OUT
MY HAIKU TO THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!
AREN'T I ANNOYING?!?!?!?!
Haiku # 21512, August 11, 2002 9:22 am ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
Who thought up Haiku???
That whole 5-7-5 shit???
Some Jap with no dick!!!
Haiku # 21511, August 11, 2002 9:19 am ET
by Evil Emperor Mao of Red China
i was fine until
the bluebird of happiness
crapped on my windshield
Haiku # 21510, August 11, 2002 9:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
SpongeBob SquarePants blows!!
Just watching that gay ass show
Gives my eyeballs AIDS
:(
Haiku # 21509, August 11, 2002 9:05 am ET
by President Of Nickelodeon of Orlando, FL
ahoy there matey!
parrot shit on my shoulder
walk the plank, damn bird!!
Haiku # 21508, August 11, 2002 8:58 am ET
by butt pirate
another damned corpse
plenty more where that came from
sooner or later
Haiku # 21507, August 11, 2002 7:36 am ET
by ash
individual
i pull myself together
indivisible
Haiku # 21506, August 11, 2002 7:33 am ET
by ash
haiku haiku hi
coo coo haiku gone kookoo
whang dang goddam clang !
Haiku # 21505, August 11, 2002 7:24 am ET
by ash
i lie here in bed
with my fingers in my pussy
dreaming about you
Haiku # 21504, August 11, 2002 6:28 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
i do love my man
and i take good care of him
cum recepticle
Haiku # 21503, August 11, 2002 6:26 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
double your pleasure
ride the baloney-pony
and get your throat fucked
Haiku # 21502, August 11, 2002 6:24 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
you call me a whore
but who here is the real whore?
i know some man sluts
Haiku # 21501, August 11, 2002 6:21 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
i want a gang bang
my hungry hole is growling
for hot thick man meat
Haiku # 21500, August 11, 2002 6:17 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
delicious friction
the mounds of flesh hug the shaft
a perfect tit fuck
Haiku # 21499, August 11, 2002 6:16 am ET
by Boobie Kennedy
Hey Censor sensor...
You say Spongebob is the best?
What u smoke? I want.
Haiku # 21498, August 11, 2002 12:14 am ET
by Numba won Stunna of G tizz-own
OMFG! Dyam!
Where'd you get this mistletoe?
That was some mad head!
Haiku # 21497, August 11, 2002 12:11 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Bug spray, turtle, torch,
random move, parachute, key!
Bell, bacon/pancakes.
Haiku # 21496, August 11, 2002 12:08 am ET
by Mr. Game and Watch of Old-school style
You wanna go out?
We can go eat at Shoney's--
my dad will drive us.
Haiku # 21495, August 11, 2002 12:04 am ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Here, have a bacon!
Bring that shit over here, eh?!
The bacon loves it!!!
Haiku # 21494, August 11, 2002 12:01 am ET
by Mr. Game and Watch of Old-school style
Get out of my face!
My raging testosterone
Tells me to kill you!!
Haiku # 21493, August 10, 2002 11:45 pm ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
you know you want it
your eyes tell me you want it
no salad for you
Haiku # 21492, August 10, 2002 11:25 pm ET
by Invade Her Twat
high coo'....Coo', i'm high.
this weed stuff is off the hook.
i'm high, i make haikus
Haiku # 21491, August 10, 2002 11:19 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Is it spelt "Haiku"?
Why can't I spell it "High Coo"???
Dumb as a fence post...
Haiku # 21490, August 10, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by Peekatchoo of The G-Spot
she struggles to say
that she just wants to be "friends"
fucking craptastic!!
Haiku # 21489, August 10, 2002 11:07 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
see the color red
the smell of fish in the air
tampons in my mouth
Haiku # 21488, August 10, 2002 11:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Why they call my name???
I hope I'm not in trouble.
My fate is unclear.
Haiku # 21487, August 10, 2002 10:56 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
those 2 stupid whores
Britney & Christina
i banged both of them
Haiku # 21486, August 10, 2002 10:48 pm ET
by Justin T.
If it be monkey
Or it is not a monkey
I still gonna kill
Haiku # 21485, August 10, 2002 10:47 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of God Dammit SOCK!
dumping ground for cum
my personal punching bag
i do luv mah bitch
Haiku # 21483, August 10, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by WifeBeata
It was Christmas time.
Mistletoe over our heads.
She blow me instead.
Haiku # 21482, August 10, 2002 10:39 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
I ran out of mom
and sex references for
my haikus......oh well....:(
Haiku # 21481, August 10, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Why i no get sound?
My speakers must not be on.
Fuck, they ain't plugged in.
Haiku # 21480, August 10, 2002 10:24 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Socking Dammit
the smarts, not the gays
is what deez peeps got here
games and the sex. tro.
Haiku # 21479, August 10, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Socking Dammit
Yay! Incest is best!
Hot diggity-dog shiznit!
I'm fucking my Mom!
Haiku # 21478, August 10, 2002 10:09 pm ET
by CaRapper PeePee
Sunshine is without.
I sure want that game. The one:
Mario Sunshine.
Haiku # 21477, August 10, 2002 7:10 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
Number One Stunna,
Spongebob Squarepants is the best.
Well, Invader Zim.
Haiku # 21475, August 10, 2002 7:04 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
I ate some weed and
got high. I smoked a gallon
of that shit too. Tight!
Haiku # 21474, August 10, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
Shit, i hear the cops.
What we gon' do wid dis weed?
It's simple: smoke dat.
Haiku # 21473, August 10, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town
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