That girl touched my hands.
Her back should be broken now.
Those were my damn hands.

put on the tit clamps
red rubber ball in my mouth
grandma has a cock

i want to go back
crawl inside my mother's vag
begin the rebirth

Cripple FIGHT!! they yell
OMG Mr. Carter
Cut it out now boys.

Now house should'nt have
Super Smash Brothers Melee
I want to play now.

OMFG SON!
I wanna go back to school
I miss fo shizzo.

Anna Nicole Smith
Can E! whore you out enough???
You human train wreck

Squeezing my weasel
Gonna choke him till he's blue
And spits out white goo

Risk, Monopoly
The Game Of Life & Payday
I'm bored with board games

Oh, to be frozen
Like a human popsicle
Ice cream man is God

if imitation
is a form of flattery
please- fuck off and die!!

Bicycle Down Road
Poor Animals Meet Ther Fate
Ohh Shit A Semi...

I AM YELLING OUT
MY HAIKU TO THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!
AREN'T I ANNOYING?!?!?!?!

Who thought up Haiku???
That whole 5-7-5 shit???
Some Jap with no dick!!!

i was fine until
the bluebird of happiness
crapped on my windshield

SpongeBob SquarePants blows!!
Just watching that gay ass show
Gives my eyeballs AIDS
:(

ahoy there matey!
parrot shit on my shoulder
walk the plank, damn bird!!

another damned corpse
plenty more where that came from
sooner or later

individual
i pull myself together
indivisible

haiku haiku hi
coo coo haiku gone kookoo
whang dang goddam clang !

i lie here in bed
with my fingers in my pussy
dreaming about you

i do love my man
and i take good care of him
cum recepticle

double your pleasure
ride the baloney-pony
and get your throat fucked

you call me a whore
but who here is the real whore?
i know some man sluts

i want a gang bang
my hungry hole is growling
for hot thick man meat

delicious friction
the mounds of flesh hug the shaft
a perfect tit fuck

Hey Censor sensor...
You say Spongebob is the best?
What u smoke? I want.

OMFG! Dyam!
Where'd you get this mistletoe?
That was some mad head!

Bug spray, turtle, torch,
random move, parachute, key!
Bell, bacon/pancakes.

You wanna go out?
We can go eat at Shoney's--
my dad will drive us.

Here, have a bacon!
Bring that shit over here, eh?!
The bacon loves it!!!

Get out of my face!
My raging testosterone
Tells me to kill you!!

you know you want it
your eyes tell me you want it
no salad for you

high coo'....Coo', i'm high.
this weed stuff is off the hook.
i'm high, i make haikus

Is it spelt "Haiku"?
Why can't I spell it "High Coo"???
Dumb as a fence post...

she struggles to say
that she just wants to be "friends"
fucking craptastic!!

see the color red
the smell of fish in the air
tampons in my mouth

Why they call my name???
I hope I'm not in trouble.
My fate is unclear.

those 2 stupid whores
Britney & Christina
i banged both of them

If it be monkey
Or it is not a monkey
I still gonna kill

dumping ground for cum
my personal punching bag
i do luv mah bitch

It was Christmas time.
Mistletoe over our heads.
She blow me instead.

I ran out of mom
and sex references for
my haikus......oh well....:(

Why i no get sound?
My speakers must not be on.
Fuck, they ain't plugged in.

the smarts, not the gays
is what deez peeps got here
games and the sex. tro.

Yay! Incest is best!
Hot diggity-dog shiznit!
I'm fucking my Mom!

Sunshine is without.
I sure want that game. The one:
Mario Sunshine.

Number One Stunna,
Spongebob Squarepants is the best.
Well, Invader Zim.

I ate some weed and
got high. I smoked a gallon
of that shit too. Tight!

Shit, i hear the cops.
What we gon' do wid dis weed?
It's simple: smoke dat.