lying to the cops
makes me feel like a tough guy
stick it to the man
by finkelstein
paws grip my flesh tight
doggie hips buck back and forth
stop humping my leg!!!!
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
damn- she's on the rag
better stay out of her way
a Kotex nightmare
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
breast feed in public
what do i care? go ahead
whip out those puppies!
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
piss and moan all day
nobody likes you at all
take a Midol, bitch
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hood
i know iv says stuff
i can make it up to you?
damn cat still stratch me
by Lips McCoy
hmmm, head with this bitsh
why she stop for a minute?
i fires shots up nose
by Lips McCoy
i think taco bell
shold sell the taco online
i know id buy it
by Lips McCoy
by Shizzo Bot of God Dammit Sock to old man
I need a small boy
to show me his small penis.
I'm still smaller, DAMN!
by Issac Chao of Colombia, SC
Blue MONKEY on cam
Don't tell me to stop dumb hoe
I don't show my dick
by Shizzo Bot of Sock Dammit
Oh shit 1 stunna
You know I put theme to Fun-
ky town on my cell?
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
it sounds like it's great
"baby keeps me up all night"
but he's a month old
by ash
meteor shower
washes northern hemisphere
and i miss the show
by ash
Women look better
when they are small, so I don't
enlarge the pics, boy.
by Issac Chao of Pedo
i bid on eBay
i have no money to pay
stick it to the man!!
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
Rocket. I'm taking
a rocket. I'm packing my
suitcase...LOOK OUT MOON!
by Astronaut Jones (aka #1 stunna)
Boop Boop boo boop boop
Boo boo boop boop boop! That's it:
Theme to Funky Town!
by Towelly (aka) #1 Stunna of G-town
my knee connected
with his family jewels - BANG!!
he walks funny now
by Boobie Kennedy
A curious thing
Is why women are labeled sluts
Because guys hate them
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
I toss pennys down
The stairwell from the fourth floor
Rarely reach bottom
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
I show wee on cam
They get all moist and what not
Then i close window
by Shizzo Bot of Fucking Sock God Dammit
back in the ols day
me and the gang play buckbuck
fat albert win always
by Lips McCoy
Ahhhahhh (two syllabls) goos kitty
i pet kitty all day long
she a sweets littlse
by Lips McCoy
walk the street at darks
hobo ask for the moneys
chain to the face
by Lips McCoy
the shark, he says bite
distant boy find the easter egg
that a sun dried shit
by Lips McCoy
That girl touched my hands.
Her back should be broken now.
Those were my damn hands.
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
put on the tit clamps
red rubber ball in my mouth
grandma has a cock
by Anonymous Poet
i want to go back
crawl inside my mother's vag
begin the rebirth
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
Cripple FIGHT!! they yell
OMG Mr. Carter
Cut it out now boys.
by Shizzo Bot of Sock to old man
Now house should'nt have
Super Smash Brothers Melee
I want to play now.
by Shizzo Bot of Sock God Dammit
OMFG SON!
I wanna go back to school
I miss fo shizzo.
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Sock Dammit
Anna Nicole Smith
Can E! whore you out enough???
You human train wreck
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
Squeezing my weasel
Gonna choke him till he's blue
And spits out white goo
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
Risk, Monopoly
The Game Of Life & Payday
I'm bored with board games
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
Oh, to be frozen
Like a human popsicle
Ice cream man is God
by Invade Her Twat of Planet GIR
if imitation
is a form of flattery
please- fuck off and die!!
by The Great Went
Bicycle Down Road
Poor Animals Meet Ther Fate
Ohh Shit A Semi...
by Anon of California
I AM YELLING OUT
MY HAIKU TO THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!
AREN'T I ANNOYING?!?!?!?!
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
Who thought up Haiku???
That whole 5-7-5 shit???
Some Jap with no dick!!!
by Evil Emperor Mao of Red China
i was fine until
the bluebird of happiness
crapped on my windshield
by Anonymous Poet
SpongeBob SquarePants blows!!
Just watching that gay ass show
Gives my eyeballs AIDS
:(
by President Of Nickelodeon of Orlando, FL
ahoy there matey!
parrot shit on my shoulder
walk the plank, damn bird!!
by butt pirate
another damned corpse
plenty more where that came from
sooner or later
by ash
individual
i pull myself together
indivisible
by ash
haiku haiku hi
coo coo haiku gone kookoo
whang dang goddam clang !
by ash
i lie here in bed
with my fingers in my pussy
dreaming about you
by Boobie Kennedy
i do love my man
and i take good care of him
cum recepticle
by Boobie Kennedy
double your pleasure
ride the baloney-pony
and get your throat fucked
by Boobie Kennedy
you call me a whore
but who here is the real whore?
i know some man sluts
by Boobie Kennedy
