What did crockpot do?
Are you in pottery class
or just subversion?
by WyldKyss
Who thought of crockpots?
This person should be punished
I hate the darn thing
by JD
poetry contest
"WE WILL PUBLISH ALL POEMS"
we'll see about that
by annela
My friend's last name's cool
It's Paraskevopoulos
Mine's five times shorter
by Anonymous Poet
yeah? so kill me!
by Anonymous Poet
AH! Stop with the crap!
5-7-5, it's not hard
Get it right or die!!
by JD
I don't know how to
Create a submit function
Can you teach me please?
~Lauren
by clarinettie@yahoo.com
So I visited
your site Lauren, but there is
no submit function?
what's up with that ?
by Anonymous Poet
The premise is bad,
Bad Haiku, so extra syllables
just make them ever so much badder?
by Anonymous Poet
Lauren took a pee
in a field of leeks, looking
at leeks while leaking
by Anonymous Poet
Pee beside the road
Unparalleled ecstasy
Look before you leak
by Lauren of http://geocities.com/peppermintcrack/haiku.html <---the correct url. lots of bad haikus here.
You have broken rule
Oh sacred rule of haiku
Now prepare to die
by Lauren of http://www.geocities.com/peppermintrack/haiku.html
chill out JD who
really cares how they are written?
what about 2-5-2?
by Anonymous Poet
Everyone knows that
Haiku's are 5-7-5
Write them right next time
by JD
hmm that don't make
sense, forgot the 'sweeping wide',
oh well fuck it!
by Anonymous Poet
Like a cross-eyed
janitor, he flings haiku
all over the place
by Anonymous Poet
What did the zero
say to the eight?__Hey bud!
You got a nice belt!
by Anonymous Poet
Oh Jamiroquai...
Great funky guitar goodness
But your lyrics suck
by Ben of Simpsonville, SC
ill iteration
the holes heal near my whole heel
homonymously
by ash
died at fifty two
a vietnam overdose
and i will miss him
by ap - for a comrade in arms
Editted version for clarity reasons... sorry for the inconvenience
NO! Rats are better!!
Steals and hides it under chairs
Man... How cool is that?!
by DJ JD D. of Mauldin, SC
Killer goats are dumb
Steals and hides it under chairs
Man... How cool is that?!
by DJ JD D. of Mauldin, SC
rats are not great pets
killer goats are way better
they will protect you
by mary
Rats are super pets
They're better then killer goats
They go "Squeak, queak, squeak!"
by DJ JD D. of Mauldin, SC
Killer goats are great
they eat arms and legs of kids
i wish i had one
by mary
N'Sync Backstage Pass
An excellent game of wits
Lance needs to die soon
by Jared Danielle of Mauldin, SC
Oh my goodness, Why!!!
Why must I work Saturday?
I'm being punished.
No sashimi now
Not even miso today
It's a carrot bowl.
by WyldKyss
old jokes never die
especially the good ones
grandma has a cock!
by no one spayshul
your soup getting cold?
how about fugu instead
one treat to die for
by indiana
Miso-Ramen stuff
I'm poor but slightly fancy
I want sashimi.
by WyldKyss
that was a great run
considering no one cared
oh well, no riots
by scotch
hey you all it's been
a little while since i
have been on this site
by sheena
go usa soccer!
beat the nazi's even though
we probably can't
by Anonymous Poet
At last she was free
Free of the guilt, free from pain
Chill out, babe... the grave
by jewel1\
as the grave stood still
by indiana>>deafeningsounds
blah, blah, blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
i've now been dumped twice
since i last did the dumping
thought it was my turn
by missed opportunity
marathons are fun
they will kick you in the ass
but, what the hell, right?
by sarah of mpls, mn
small empty red box
why does my stomach hurt so?
'twas the poppycock
by Anonymous Poet of Philadelphia
night of frustration
"let's sleep together!" she said
turns out she meant sleep
by grrrr
a! toki pona
toki pona li pona
olin toki e
by Anonymous Poet
U.S. men's soccer
Beating tough team Germany
This is what I hope
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
the power of cheese
is really quite impressive
when it's richard cheese
by scotch (back once again with the ill behavior)
ridiculous word
i see it's spelled "rendezvous"
damn belgian keyboard!
by scotch
i missed my rendevouz at "la becasse"
a stranger bade me sit down with his hand
explaining as he lifted up his glass
"because you're from an undeveloped land"
by scotch (stanza #1) of an american in brussels
he ordered us two dark westmalle doubles
my troubles weighed upon me like lead weights
he toasted, and i gagged upon bubbles
"the president of the united states!"
by scotch (stanza #2)
i asked if we could toast to someone else
he smirked and said, "well, he is a nice guy"
the westmalle rang my tastebuds like church bells
so potent that i felt that i could fly
by scotch (stanza #3)
saracastic flemish comments all aside,
buy me a westmalle, what's the sense of pride?
by scotch (stanza #4)
Chick in green starts fire
Burns hundred thousand acres
Before our Prez can
by onjaysun of frogtown
