My friend's last name's cool
It's Paraskevopoulos
Mine's five times shorter

yeah? so kill me!

AH! Stop with the crap!
5-7-5, it's not hard
Get it right or die!!

I don't know how to
Create a submit function
Can you teach me please?

~Lauren

So I visited
your site Lauren, but there is
no submit function?

what's up with that ?

The premise is bad,
Bad Haiku, so extra syllables
just make them ever so much badder?

Lauren took a pee
in a field of leeks, looking
at leeks while leaking

Pee beside the road
Unparalleled ecstasy
Look before you leak

You have broken rule
Oh sacred rule of haiku
Now prepare to die

chill out JD who
really cares how they are written?
what about 2-5-2?

Everyone knows that
Haiku's are 5-7-5
Write them right next time

hmm that don't make
sense, forgot the 'sweeping wide',
oh well fuck it!

Like a cross-eyed
janitor, he flings haiku
all over the place

What did the zero
say to the eight?__Hey bud!
You got a nice belt!

Oh Jamiroquai...
Great funky guitar goodness
But your lyrics suck

ill iteration
the holes heal near my whole heel
homonymously

died at fifty two
a vietnam overdose
and i will miss him

Editted version for clarity reasons... sorry for the inconvenience

NO! Rats are better!!
Steals and hides it under chairs
Man... How cool is that?!

Killer goats are dumb
Steals and hides it under chairs
Man... How cool is that?!

rats are not great pets
killer goats are way better
they will protect you

Rats are super pets
They're better then killer goats
They go "Squeak, queak, squeak!"

Killer goats are great
they eat arms and legs of kids
i wish i had one

N'Sync Backstage Pass
An excellent game of wits
Lance needs to die soon

Oh my goodness, Why!!!

Why must I work Saturday?

I'm being punished.



No sashimi now

Not even miso today

It's a carrot bowl.

old jokes never die
especially the good ones
grandma has a cock!

your soup getting cold?
how about fugu instead
one treat to die for

Miso-Ramen stuff
I'm poor but slightly fancy
I want sashimi.

that was a great run
considering no one cared
oh well, no riots

hey you all it's been
a little while since i
have been on this site

go usa soccer!
beat the nazi's even though
we probably can't

At last she was free
Free of the guilt, free from pain
Chill out, babe... the grave

as the grave stood still

blah, blah, blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blah!

i've now been dumped twice
since i last did the dumping
thought it was my turn

marathons are fun
they will kick you in the ass
but, what the hell, right?

small empty red box
why does my stomach hurt so?
'twas the poppycock

night of frustration
"let's sleep together!" she said
turns out she meant sleep

a! toki pona
toki pona li pona
olin toki e

U.S. men's soccer
Beating tough team Germany
This is what I hope

the power of cheese
is really quite impressive
when it's richard cheese

ridiculous word
i see it's spelled "rendezvous"
damn belgian keyboard!

i missed my rendevouz at "la becasse"
a stranger bade me sit down with his hand
explaining as he lifted up his glass
"because you're from an undeveloped land"

he ordered us two dark westmalle doubles
my troubles weighed upon me like lead weights
he toasted, and i gagged upon bubbles
"the president of the united states!"

i asked if we could toast to someone else
he smirked and said, "well, he is a nice guy"
the westmalle rang my tastebuds like church bells
so potent that i felt that i could fly

saracastic flemish comments all aside,
buy me a westmalle, what's the sense of pride?

Chick in green starts fire
Burns hundred thousand acres
Before our Prez can

Onjaysun broke rule
Make W just dubba
Like White House junior

In he carries lunch
Free sack from W W Fund
Butch up that panda

sit in front of screen
shoulders hunch and eyes water
work - it be the death