Bad Haiku
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28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Onjaysun broke rule
Make W just dubba
Like White House junior
Haiku # 21136, June 19, 2002 3:15 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
In he carries lunch
Free sack from W W Fund
Butch up that panda
Haiku # 21135, June 19, 2002 3:06 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
sit in front of screen
shoulders hunch and eyes water
work - it be the death
Haiku # 21134, June 19, 2002 10:35 am ET
by allie
Playing Smash Brothers
Had made my eyes gloss over
Yoshi smash and win~
Haiku # 21133, June 18, 2002 5:42 pm ET
by WyldKyss
So who are you now?
Moxie Fuckoff has a ring
Some labels don't fade
Haiku # 21132, June 18, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by echo
"fuck off" is to me
beginning to sound, well
kind of funny, eh?
Haiku # 21131, June 18, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by TheGuywhoNeedsaDifferentNameNow
She thought she was good
Now she has to be better
the scum did not bite!
Haiku # 21130, June 18, 2002 10:37 am ET
by jewel1\
dying for take-off
i've got itchy feet too mate
other parts okay

Haiku # 21128, June 18, 2002 8:49 am ET
by mellie
FUCK OFF! TheGuyWhowasMoxhere...
Haiku # 21127, June 18, 2002 1:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my scars are itchy
the skin continues to peel
soon i will weight bear
Haiku # 21126, June 17, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by ash
feeling of relief
but it is now summertime
goodbye yellow snow
Haiku # 21125, June 17, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by Largo
Sat on pier all night
Watching the stars from water
Covered in bug bites.
Haiku # 21124, June 17, 2002 10:19 am ET
by WyldKyss
metaphorical death
I just want to let "him" go
Haiku # 21123, June 17, 2002 10:17 am ET
by TheGuyWhowasMoxhere...
Let go or keep faith...
The cold winter takes too long
Hope slowly fading...
Haiku # 21122, June 17, 2002 1:57 am ET
by jewel1
horny vulcan slut
everybody knows her name
big in lingerie
Haiku # 21121, June 16, 2002 7:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what happened to him?
that's a shocking announcement
show some evidence
Haiku # 21120, June 16, 2002 12:27 pm ET
by mellie
just so you know
Haiku # 21119, June 16, 2002 11:57 am ET
by MoxieisDead
almost addicted
to Jap plot for bending minds
well, screw you haiku
Haiku # 21118, June 16, 2002 9:57 am ET
by echo
sickened by my face
the bailiff punches me hard
teeth fall at my feet
Haiku # 21117, June 16, 2002 1:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
two one one one six
the number of this haiku
not as good as four
Haiku # 21116, June 16, 2002 1:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
we ride along trails
angled sunlight shining through
verdant summer trees
Haiku # 21115, June 16, 2002 1:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
been a while paver
really I am not kidding
missed your input mate
Haiku # 21114, June 15, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by mellie
swallow anything?
How about my load, Mellie
and I'm not kidding
Haiku # 21113, June 15, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Paver
ash____
Haiku # 21112, June 14, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a length of dried skin
peeled from the side of my foot
as human leather
Haiku # 21111, June 14, 2002 10:07 pm ET
by ash
hyperglycaemic
past islets of langerhans
a siren's sweet call
Haiku # 21110, June 14, 2002 10:05 pm ET
by ash


what i meant to say
Haiku # 21109, June 14, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by indiana
a difficult choice
Be3 or Be4?
let it Be
Haiku # 21108, June 14, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by indiana-yourmovebro


don
Haiku # 21107, June 14, 2002 6:42 pm ET
by indiana
Got your blender set?
Add gin, pussy, lime, quinine
Its catatonic
Haiku # 21106, June 14, 2002 8:15 am ET
by echo
neighborhood feline
injured by a passing car
its catatonic
Haiku # 21105, June 14, 2002 8:14 am ET
by echo
Diabetes lore:
Whats hyperglycemia?
Vampire magnet
Haiku # 21104, June 14, 2002 8:01 am ET
by echo


hook line and sinker
would you like to set the bait?
while i cast the rod?
Haiku # 21103, June 14, 2002 1:45 am ET
by indiana>>wecaninsertithere
I'm so gullible
I would swallow anything
and I'm not kidding
Haiku # 21102, June 14, 2002 1:24 am ET
by mellie


he leveled the gun
Haiku # 21101, June 14, 2002 1:15 am ET
by indiana>>oneclueoverthecuckoo
take it lying down
just a spoonful of sugar
helps la la go down

a sweet little song
mary poppins nuns alps god
must break the habit
Haiku # 21100, June 13, 2002 10:58 am ET
by mellie
Need positive spin?
Blood is sweeter than water.
Guess we all must cope.
Haiku # 21099, June 13, 2002 10:41 am ET
by echo
so i'm still legless
you may say something's afoot
i won't stand for it
Haiku # 21098, June 13, 2002 8:40 am ET
by ash
let me console ash
I would do a better job
even blindfolded

getting down to it
comes naturally to mellie
I don't itch either



Haiku # 21097, June 13, 2002 7:25 am ET
by mellie
(line 21084 is mine, why did it become
Anonymous Poet???)
Haiku # 21096, June 13, 2002 6:54 am ET
by jewel1

i was consoling ash for pete's sake

............just fuck off me k
Haiku # 21095, June 13, 2002 5:48 am ET
by ronin

......that's uncalled for k
it meant that the fading pain
.......is merely fleeting

(try to understand first, ok?)
Haiku # 21094, June 13, 2002 5:44 am ET
by ronin@youdidntgetitohwiseandsmartychick

......that's uncalled for k
it meant that the fading pain
.......is merely fleeting

(try to understand first, ok?)
Haiku # 21093, June 13, 2002 5:44 am ET
by ronin@youdidntgetitohwiseandsmartychick

......that's uncalled for k
it meant that the fading pain
.......is merely fleeting

(try to understand first, ok?)
Haiku # 21092, June 13, 2002 5:42 am ET
by ronin@youdidntgetitohwiseandsmartychick
this ain't ronin it's
some other asshole (like mox)
moxie killed ronin

and assumed his identity
Haiku # 21091, June 13, 2002 5:29 am ET
by k

....evanescent pain
as fugacious as moxie's
...granger philosophy
Haiku # 21090, June 13, 2002 4:04 am ET
by ronin@howaboutreadingagoodnovel
send me mail mellie
and i'll hotmail a return
dull convalescence
Haiku # 21089, June 13, 2002 3:21 am ET
by ash
ain't got no gangrene
just vasodilatation
as i slowly heal
Haiku # 21088, June 13, 2002 3:20 am ET
by ash
i'm euglycaemic
diabetes does that stuff
but i'm just clumsy
Haiku # 21087, June 13, 2002 3:17 am ET
by ash
WHAT NON-INSULIN DEPENDENT
...........DIABETES DOES

..............retinopathy,
renal failure, hemorrhagic stroke
......and ash's gangrene FOOT

..........(plus heart attacks)
Haiku # 21086, June 13, 2002 2:28 am ET
by doctor ronin says
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