Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...



hook line and sinker
would you like to set the bait?
while i cast the rod?
Haiku # 21103, June 14, 2002 1:45 am ET
by indiana>>wecaninsertithere
I'm so gullible
I would swallow anything
and I'm not kidding
Haiku # 21102, June 14, 2002 1:24 am ET
by mellie


he leveled the gun
Haiku # 21101, June 14, 2002 1:15 am ET
by indiana>>oneclueoverthecuckoo
take it lying down
just a spoonful of sugar
helps la la go down

a sweet little song
mary poppins nuns alps god
must break the habit
Haiku # 21100, June 13, 2002 10:58 am ET
by mellie
Need positive spin?
Blood is sweeter than water.
Guess we all must cope.
Haiku # 21099, June 13, 2002 10:41 am ET
by echo
so i'm still legless
you may say something's afoot
i won't stand for it
Haiku # 21098, June 13, 2002 8:40 am ET
by ash
let me console ash
I would do a better job
even blindfolded

getting down to it
comes naturally to mellie
I don't itch either



Haiku # 21097, June 13, 2002 7:25 am ET
by mellie
(line 21084 is mine, why did it become
Anonymous Poet???)
Haiku # 21096, June 13, 2002 6:54 am ET
by jewel1

i was consoling ash for pete's sake

............just fuck off me k
Haiku # 21095, June 13, 2002 5:48 am ET
by ronin

......that's uncalled for k
it meant that the fading pain
.......is merely fleeting

(try to understand first, ok?)
Haiku # 21094, June 13, 2002 5:44 am ET
by ronin@youdidntgetitohwiseandsmartychick

......that's uncalled for k
it meant that the fading pain
.......is merely fleeting

(try to understand first, ok?)
Haiku # 21093, June 13, 2002 5:44 am ET
by ronin@youdidntgetitohwiseandsmartychick

......that's uncalled for k
it meant that the fading pain
.......is merely fleeting

(try to understand first, ok?)
Haiku # 21092, June 13, 2002 5:42 am ET
by ronin@youdidntgetitohwiseandsmartychick
this ain't ronin it's
some other asshole (like mox)
moxie killed ronin

and assumed his identity
Haiku # 21091, June 13, 2002 5:29 am ET
by k

....evanescent pain
as fugacious as moxie's
...granger philosophy
Haiku # 21090, June 13, 2002 4:04 am ET
by ronin@howaboutreadingagoodnovel
send me mail mellie
and i'll hotmail a return
dull convalescence
Haiku # 21089, June 13, 2002 3:21 am ET
by ash
ain't got no gangrene
just vasodilatation
as i slowly heal
Haiku # 21088, June 13, 2002 3:20 am ET
by ash
i'm euglycaemic
diabetes does that stuff
but i'm just clumsy
Haiku # 21087, June 13, 2002 3:17 am ET
by ash
WHAT NON-INSULIN DEPENDENT
...........DIABETES DOES

..............retinopathy,
renal failure, hemorrhagic stroke
......and ash's gangrene FOOT

..........(plus heart attacks)
Haiku # 21086, June 13, 2002 2:28 am ET
by doctor ronin says

..."Clue? What clue is that?!"
He scolded himself, "I've been
......digging without clues!"

(as he feels the contours of his
Colt .45 Mark IV Series tucked
.........in his obese waist)
Haiku # 21085, June 13, 2002 2:02 am ET
by ronin@thelinesarequiteimpressiveAPamazingreally
Silently she walked
"THIS MAN IS DEAD, NOW HE LIVES!"
That con of a man...
Haiku # 21084, June 13, 2002 1:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Collecting photos
documents and stuff
she will expose him
Haiku # 21083, June 13, 2002 1:34 am ET
by jewel1\findingdocuments


the toad is croaking
wishing the owl
Haiku # 21082, June 12, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by indiana>>thenightisfullofcreatures
So, Moxie when is
the Chrucificion? A.M.
sounds so much better.

Haiku # 21081, June 12, 2002 3:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i've been on this site
since BM--bowel movement?
no--Before Moxie.
Haiku # 21080, June 12, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If not lushly green
most southern grass is brown thatch
does it itch you much?
Haiku # 21079, June 12, 2002 1:24 pm ET
by echo
my epilogue now
steamy hot green grass new O
a feeling down south
Haiku # 21078, June 12, 2002 11:33 am ET
by mellie
I'm pro log cabins
hiding in the wilderness
apalacian way

taking lots of pics
stopping jotting posting stuff
nothing could be finer

chatanooga choo choo way
reaching the crossroads cruising
straight down the middle

Haiku # 21077, June 12, 2002 11:31 am ET
by mellie
well, how much per foot
is each word we cut to shape
our haiku houses?
Haiku # 21076, June 12, 2002 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
excess syllables
a thousand words per picture
as my foot would note
Haiku # 21075, June 12, 2002 8:35 am ET
by ash

.....moshi moshi

(an alliteration, AP)
Haiku # 21074, June 12, 2002 4:28 am ET
by ronin@#21069aintmine
yeah post it like k
if you can figure it out
if not, it's magic....................
Haiku # 21073, June 12, 2002 3:20 am ET
by k
take a picture ash
and post it like k does, with
haiku as footnote
Haiku # 21072, June 12, 2002 12:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my bones are undead
skinny leg with zombie foot
swollen beetroot toes
Haiku # 21071, June 11, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by ash
ronin you are deeply creepy
Haiku # 21070, June 11, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
http://www.babyphotoretouch.com/
Haiku # 21069, June 11, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by ronin....each dot is a baby, baby
we are in a pulsing
wave of cocoons, wrapped up
awaiting re-birth, untold millions
Haiku # 21068, June 11, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 21066, June 11, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we walk on the dead
corpse powder a component
of the very earth...
Haiku # 21065, June 11, 2002 1:42 pm ET
by untold billions of dead
something oddly alien
comes to her an wraps her
in a silky cocoon

to await transformation
with others in a vast
chamber of rebirth
Haiku # 21064, June 11, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by Moxie
her mouth open now
drool glistening lips moist
sharp intakes of breath

hand brushes nipples
slides down her smooth belly now
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 21063, June 11, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by mellie
more like a cocoon
becoming human for the
first time, hypocritical

the nature of the race
is to see things through a glass
darkly, and not clearly
Haiku # 21062, June 11, 2002 11:25 am ET
by Moxie


he couldn
Haiku # 21061, June 11, 2002 9:40 am ET
by indiana>>stillthinking
yeah, fuck you too Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 21060, June 11, 2002 9:06 am ET
by ronin@cometothinkofitthat'sbetterthanpostingblanks

...."you okay," said scott
as he caressed her breasts
......nipples taut and wet

...meantime, worlds apart
a harried mox digs a grave
......looking for etchings

..(your move indy, mines:
...............Ne8)
Haiku # 21059, June 11, 2002 9:05 am ET
by ronin@thecontinuation....
She started planning
Every move would be perfect
A pained sigh escaped
Haiku # 21058, June 11, 2002 8:54 am ET
by jewel1//shehasgottohelpsomehow
One hundred million?
So many people were dead
All dead for money
Haiku # 21057, June 11, 2002 8:52 am ET
by jewel1\onehumdredmilliondollars?
She tried to picture
Who was that on the picture?
How many were dead?
Haiku # 21056, June 11, 2002 8:50 am ET
by jewel1\whatwasthatpictureagain?


a row of tombstones +++
engraved by a psychopath
yields a dark secret
Haiku # 21055, June 11, 2002 7:03 am ET
by indiana>>twotwistedshellsmakesaknot
fuck off to me too
Haiku # 21054, June 11, 2002 3:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off organic matter
Haiku # 21053, June 11, 2002 3:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >