Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

At last she was free
Free of the guilt, free from pain
Chill out, babe... the grave
Haiku # 21153, June 21, 2002 2:17 am ET
by jewel1\

as the grave stood still
Haiku # 21152, June 21, 2002 2:08 am ET
by indiana>>deafeningsounds
blah, blah, blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 21151, June 21, 2002 12:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
blah!
Haiku # 21150, June 21, 2002 12:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i've now been dumped twice
since i last did the dumping
thought it was my turn
Haiku # 21149, June 21, 2002 12:02 am ET
by missed opportunity
marathons are fun
they will kick you in the ass
but, what the hell, right?
Haiku # 21148, June 20, 2002 5:59 pm ET
by sarah of mpls, mn
small empty red box
why does my stomach hurt so?
'twas the poppycock
Haiku # 21147, June 20, 2002 4:19 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of Philadelphia
night of frustration
"let's sleep together!" she said
turns out she meant sleep
Haiku # 21146, June 20, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by grrrr
a! toki pona
toki pona li pona
olin toki e
Haiku # 21145, June 20, 2002 12:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
U.S. men's soccer
Beating tough team Germany
This is what I hope
Haiku # 21144, June 20, 2002 9:40 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
the power of cheese
is really quite impressive
when it's richard cheese
Haiku # 21143, June 19, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by scotch (back once again with the ill behavior)
ridiculous word
i see it's spelled "rendezvous"
damn belgian keyboard!
Haiku # 21142, June 19, 2002 4:39 pm ET
by scotch
i missed my rendevouz at "la becasse"
a stranger bade me sit down with his hand
explaining as he lifted up his glass
"because you're from an undeveloped land"
Haiku # 21141, June 19, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by scotch (stanza #1) of an american in brussels
he ordered us two dark westmalle doubles
my troubles weighed upon me like lead weights
he toasted, and i gagged upon bubbles
"the president of the united states!"
Haiku # 21140, June 19, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by scotch (stanza #2)
i asked if we could toast to someone else
he smirked and said, "well, he is a nice guy"
the westmalle rang my tastebuds like church bells
so potent that i felt that i could fly
Haiku # 21139, June 19, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by scotch (stanza #3)
saracastic flemish comments all aside,
buy me a westmalle, what's the sense of pride?
Haiku # 21138, June 19, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by scotch (stanza #4)
Chick in green starts fire
Burns hundred thousand acres
Before our Prez can
Haiku # 21137, June 19, 2002 3:41 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Onjaysun broke rule
Make W just dubba
Like White House junior
Haiku # 21136, June 19, 2002 3:15 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
In he carries lunch
Free sack from W W Fund
Butch up that panda
Haiku # 21135, June 19, 2002 3:06 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
sit in front of screen
shoulders hunch and eyes water
work - it be the death
Haiku # 21134, June 19, 2002 10:35 am ET
by allie
Playing Smash Brothers
Had made my eyes gloss over
Yoshi smash and win~
Haiku # 21133, June 18, 2002 5:42 pm ET
by WyldKyss
So who are you now?
Moxie Fuckoff has a ring
Some labels don't fade
Haiku # 21132, June 18, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by echo
"fuck off" is to me
beginning to sound, well
kind of funny, eh?
Haiku # 21131, June 18, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by TheGuywhoNeedsaDifferentNameNow
She thought she was good
Now she has to be better
the scum did not bite!
Haiku # 21130, June 18, 2002 10:37 am ET
by jewel1\
dying for take-off
i've got itchy feet too mate
other parts okay

Haiku # 21128, June 18, 2002 8:49 am ET
by mellie
FUCK OFF! TheGuyWhowasMoxhere...
Haiku # 21127, June 18, 2002 1:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my scars are itchy
the skin continues to peel
soon i will weight bear
Haiku # 21126, June 17, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by ash
feeling of relief
but it is now summertime
goodbye yellow snow
Haiku # 21125, June 17, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by Largo
Sat on pier all night
Watching the stars from water
Covered in bug bites.
Haiku # 21124, June 17, 2002 10:19 am ET
by WyldKyss
metaphorical death
I just want to let "him" go
Haiku # 21123, June 17, 2002 10:17 am ET
by TheGuyWhowasMoxhere...
Let go or keep faith...
The cold winter takes too long
Hope slowly fading...
Haiku # 21122, June 17, 2002 1:57 am ET
by jewel1
horny vulcan slut
everybody knows her name
big in lingerie
Haiku # 21121, June 16, 2002 7:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what happened to him?
that's a shocking announcement
show some evidence
Haiku # 21120, June 16, 2002 12:27 pm ET
by mellie
just so you know
Haiku # 21119, June 16, 2002 11:57 am ET
by MoxieisDead
almost addicted
to Jap plot for bending minds
well, screw you haiku
Haiku # 21118, June 16, 2002 9:57 am ET
by echo
sickened by my face
the bailiff punches me hard
teeth fall at my feet
Haiku # 21117, June 16, 2002 1:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
two one one one six
the number of this haiku
not as good as four
Haiku # 21116, June 16, 2002 1:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
we ride along trails
angled sunlight shining through
verdant summer trees
Haiku # 21115, June 16, 2002 1:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
been a while paver
really I am not kidding
missed your input mate
Haiku # 21114, June 15, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by mellie
swallow anything?
How about my load, Mellie
and I'm not kidding
Haiku # 21113, June 15, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Paver
ash____
Haiku # 21112, June 14, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a length of dried skin
peeled from the side of my foot
as human leather
Haiku # 21111, June 14, 2002 10:07 pm ET
by ash
hyperglycaemic
past islets of langerhans
a siren's sweet call
Haiku # 21110, June 14, 2002 10:05 pm ET
by ash


what i meant to say
Haiku # 21109, June 14, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by indiana
a difficult choice
Be3 or Be4?
let it Be
Haiku # 21108, June 14, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by indiana-yourmovebro


don
Haiku # 21107, June 14, 2002 6:42 pm ET
by indiana
Got your blender set?
Add gin, pussy, lime, quinine
Its catatonic
Haiku # 21106, June 14, 2002 8:15 am ET
by echo
neighborhood feline
injured by a passing car
its catatonic
Haiku # 21105, June 14, 2002 8:14 am ET
by echo
Diabetes lore:
Whats hyperglycemia?
Vampire magnet
Haiku # 21104, June 14, 2002 8:01 am ET
by echo


hook line and sinker
would you like to set the bait?
while i cast the rod?
Haiku # 21103, June 14, 2002 1:45 am ET
by indiana>>wecaninsertithere
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