Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

a! toki pona
toki pona li pona
olin toki e
Haiku # 21145, June 20, 2002 12:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
U.S. men's soccer
Beating tough team Germany
This is what I hope
Haiku # 21144, June 20, 2002 9:40 am ET
by Bob Jones Esq of Waco, TX
the power of cheese
is really quite impressive
when it's richard cheese
Haiku # 21143, June 19, 2002 5:03 pm ET
by scotch (back once again with the ill behavior)
ridiculous word
i see it's spelled "rendezvous"
damn belgian keyboard!
Haiku # 21142, June 19, 2002 4:39 pm ET
by scotch
i missed my rendevouz at "la becasse"
a stranger bade me sit down with his hand
explaining as he lifted up his glass
"because you're from an undeveloped land"
Haiku # 21141, June 19, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by scotch (stanza #1) of an american in brussels
he ordered us two dark westmalle doubles
my troubles weighed upon me like lead weights
he toasted, and i gagged upon bubbles
"the president of the united states!"
Haiku # 21140, June 19, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by scotch (stanza #2)
i asked if we could toast to someone else
he smirked and said, "well, he is a nice guy"
the westmalle rang my tastebuds like church bells
so potent that i felt that i could fly
Haiku # 21139, June 19, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by scotch (stanza #3)
saracastic flemish comments all aside,
buy me a westmalle, what's the sense of pride?
Haiku # 21138, June 19, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by scotch (stanza #4)
Chick in green starts fire
Burns hundred thousand acres
Before our Prez can
Haiku # 21137, June 19, 2002 3:41 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Onjaysun broke rule
Make W just dubba
Like White House junior
Haiku # 21136, June 19, 2002 3:15 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
In he carries lunch
Free sack from W W Fund
Butch up that panda
Haiku # 21135, June 19, 2002 3:06 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
sit in front of screen
shoulders hunch and eyes water
work - it be the death
Haiku # 21134, June 19, 2002 10:35 am ET
by allie
Playing Smash Brothers
Had made my eyes gloss over
Yoshi smash and win~
Haiku # 21133, June 18, 2002 5:42 pm ET
by WyldKyss
So who are you now?
Moxie Fuckoff has a ring
Some labels don't fade
Haiku # 21132, June 18, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by echo
"fuck off" is to me
beginning to sound, well
kind of funny, eh?
Haiku # 21131, June 18, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by TheGuywhoNeedsaDifferentNameNow
She thought she was good
Now she has to be better
the scum did not bite!
Haiku # 21130, June 18, 2002 10:37 am ET
by jewel1\
dying for take-off
i've got itchy feet too mate
other parts okay

Haiku # 21128, June 18, 2002 8:49 am ET
by mellie
FUCK OFF! TheGuyWhowasMoxhere...
Haiku # 21127, June 18, 2002 1:15 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my scars are itchy
the skin continues to peel
soon i will weight bear
Haiku # 21126, June 17, 2002 9:57 pm ET
by ash
feeling of relief
but it is now summertime
goodbye yellow snow
Haiku # 21125, June 17, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by Largo
Sat on pier all night
Watching the stars from water
Covered in bug bites.
Haiku # 21124, June 17, 2002 10:19 am ET
by WyldKyss
metaphorical death
I just want to let "him" go
Haiku # 21123, June 17, 2002 10:17 am ET
by TheGuyWhowasMoxhere...
Let go or keep faith...
The cold winter takes too long
Hope slowly fading...
Haiku # 21122, June 17, 2002 1:57 am ET
by jewel1
horny vulcan slut
everybody knows her name
big in lingerie
Haiku # 21121, June 16, 2002 7:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what happened to him?
that's a shocking announcement
show some evidence
Haiku # 21120, June 16, 2002 12:27 pm ET
by mellie
just so you know
Haiku # 21119, June 16, 2002 11:57 am ET
by MoxieisDead
almost addicted
to Jap plot for bending minds
well, screw you haiku
Haiku # 21118, June 16, 2002 9:57 am ET
by echo
sickened by my face
the bailiff punches me hard
teeth fall at my feet
Haiku # 21117, June 16, 2002 1:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
two one one one six
the number of this haiku
not as good as four
Haiku # 21116, June 16, 2002 1:39 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
we ride along trails
angled sunlight shining through
verdant summer trees
Haiku # 21115, June 16, 2002 1:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
been a while paver
really I am not kidding
missed your input mate
Haiku # 21114, June 15, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by mellie
swallow anything?
How about my load, Mellie
and I'm not kidding
Haiku # 21113, June 15, 2002 11:22 am ET
by Paver
ash____
Haiku # 21112, June 14, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
a length of dried skin
peeled from the side of my foot
as human leather
Haiku # 21111, June 14, 2002 10:07 pm ET
by ash
hyperglycaemic
past islets of langerhans
a siren's sweet call
Haiku # 21110, June 14, 2002 10:05 pm ET
by ash


what i meant to say
Haiku # 21109, June 14, 2002 6:56 pm ET
by indiana
a difficult choice
Be3 or Be4?
let it Be
Haiku # 21108, June 14, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by indiana-yourmovebro


don
Haiku # 21107, June 14, 2002 6:42 pm ET
by indiana
Got your blender set?
Add gin, pussy, lime, quinine
Its catatonic
Haiku # 21106, June 14, 2002 8:15 am ET
by echo
neighborhood feline
injured by a passing car
its catatonic
Haiku # 21105, June 14, 2002 8:14 am ET
by echo
Diabetes lore:
Whats hyperglycemia?
Vampire magnet
Haiku # 21104, June 14, 2002 8:01 am ET
by echo


hook line and sinker
would you like to set the bait?
while i cast the rod?
Haiku # 21103, June 14, 2002 1:45 am ET
by indiana>>wecaninsertithere
I'm so gullible
I would swallow anything
and I'm not kidding
Haiku # 21102, June 14, 2002 1:24 am ET
by mellie


he leveled the gun
Haiku # 21101, June 14, 2002 1:15 am ET
by indiana>>oneclueoverthecuckoo
take it lying down
just a spoonful of sugar
helps la la go down

a sweet little song
mary poppins nuns alps god
must break the habit
Haiku # 21100, June 13, 2002 10:58 am ET
by mellie
Need positive spin?
Blood is sweeter than water.
Guess we all must cope.
Haiku # 21099, June 13, 2002 10:41 am ET
by echo
so i'm still legless
you may say something's afoot
i won't stand for it
Haiku # 21098, June 13, 2002 8:40 am ET
by ash
let me console ash
I would do a better job
even blindfolded

getting down to it
comes naturally to mellie
I don't itch either



Haiku # 21097, June 13, 2002 7:25 am ET
by mellie
(line 21084 is mine, why did it become
Anonymous Poet???)
Haiku # 21096, June 13, 2002 6:54 am ET
by jewel1

i was consoling ash for pete's sake

............just fuck off me k
Haiku # 21095, June 13, 2002 5:48 am ET
by ronin
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