Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 80 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
I'm so gullible
I would swallow anything
and I'm not kidding
Haiku # 21102 June 14, 2002 1:24 am ET
by mellie


he leveled the gun
Haiku # 21101 June 14, 2002 1:15 am ET
by indiana>>oneclueoverthecuckoo
take it lying down
just a spoonful of sugar
helps la la go down

a sweet little song
mary poppins nuns alps god
must break the habit
Haiku # 21100 June 13, 2002 10:58 am ET
by mellie
Need positive spin?
Blood is sweeter than water.
Guess we all must cope.
Haiku # 21099 June 13, 2002 10:41 am ET
by echo
so i'm still legless
you may say something's afoot
i won't stand for it
Haiku # 21098 June 13, 2002 8:40 am ET
by ash
let me console ash
I would do a better job
even blindfolded

getting down to it
comes naturally to mellie
I don't itch either



Haiku # 21097 June 13, 2002 7:25 am ET
by mellie
(line 21084 is mine, why did it become
Anonymous Poet???)
Haiku # 21096 June 13, 2002 6:54 am ET
by jewel1

i was consoling ash for pete's sake

............just fuck off me k
Haiku # 21095 June 13, 2002 5:48 am ET
by ronin

......that's uncalled for k
it meant that the fading pain
.......is merely fleeting

(try to understand first, ok?)
Haiku # 21094 June 13, 2002 5:44 am ET
by ronin@youdidntgetitohwiseandsmartychick

......that's uncalled for k
it meant that the fading pain
.......is merely fleeting

(try to understand first, ok?)
Haiku # 21093 June 13, 2002 5:44 am ET
by ronin@youdidntgetitohwiseandsmartychick

......that's uncalled for k
it meant that the fading pain
.......is merely fleeting

(try to understand first, ok?)
Haiku # 21092 June 13, 2002 5:42 am ET
by ronin@youdidntgetitohwiseandsmartychick
this ain't ronin it's
some other asshole (like mox)
moxie killed ronin

and assumed his identity
Haiku # 21091 June 13, 2002 5:29 am ET
by k

....evanescent pain
as fugacious as moxie's
...granger philosophy
Haiku # 21090 June 13, 2002 4:04 am ET
by ronin@howaboutreadingagoodnovel
send me mail mellie
and i'll hotmail a return
dull convalescence
Haiku # 21089 June 13, 2002 3:21 am ET
by ash
ain't got no gangrene
just vasodilatation
as i slowly heal
Haiku # 21088 June 13, 2002 3:20 am ET
by ash
i'm euglycaemic
diabetes does that stuff
but i'm just clumsy
Haiku # 21087 June 13, 2002 3:17 am ET
by ash
WHAT NON-INSULIN DEPENDENT
...........DIABETES DOES

..............retinopathy,
renal failure, hemorrhagic stroke
......and ash's gangrene FOOT

..........(plus heart attacks)
Haiku # 21086 June 13, 2002 2:28 am ET
by doctor ronin says

..."Clue? What clue is that?!"
He scolded himself, "I've been
......digging without clues!"

(as he feels the contours of his
Colt .45 Mark IV Series tucked
.........in his obese waist)
Haiku # 21085 June 13, 2002 2:02 am ET
by ronin@thelinesarequiteimpressiveAPamazingreally
Silently she walked
"THIS MAN IS DEAD, NOW HE LIVES!"
That con of a man...
Haiku # 21084 June 13, 2002 1:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Collecting photos
documents and stuff
she will expose him
Haiku # 21083 June 13, 2002 1:34 am ET
by jewel1\findingdocuments


the toad is croaking
wishing the owl
Haiku # 21082 June 12, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by indiana>>thenightisfullofcreatures
So, Moxie when is
the Chrucificion? A.M.
sounds so much better.

Haiku # 21081 June 12, 2002 3:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i've been on this site
since BM--bowel movement?
no--Before Moxie.
Haiku # 21080 June 12, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
If not lushly green
most southern grass is brown thatch
does it itch you much?
Haiku # 21079 June 12, 2002 1:24 pm ET
by echo
my epilogue now
steamy hot green grass new O
a feeling down south
Haiku # 21078 June 12, 2002 11:33 am ET
by mellie
I'm pro log cabins
hiding in the wilderness
apalacian way

taking lots of pics
stopping jotting posting stuff
nothing could be finer

chatanooga choo choo way
reaching the crossroads cruising
straight down the middle

Haiku # 21077 June 12, 2002 11:31 am ET
by mellie
well, how much per foot
is each word we cut to shape
our haiku houses?
Haiku # 21076 June 12, 2002 10:38 am ET
by Moxie
excess syllables
a thousand words per picture
as my foot would note
Haiku # 21075 June 12, 2002 8:35 am ET
by ash

.....moshi moshi

(an alliteration, AP)
Haiku # 21074 June 12, 2002 4:28 am ET
by ronin@#21069aintmine
yeah post it like k
if you can figure it out
if not, it's magic....................
Haiku # 21073 June 12, 2002 3:20 am ET
by k
take a picture ash
and post it like k does, with
haiku as footnote
Haiku # 21072 June 12, 2002 12:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my bones are undead
skinny leg with zombie foot
swollen beetroot toes
Haiku # 21071 June 11, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by ash
ronin you are deeply creepy
Haiku # 21070 June 11, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
http://www.babyphotoretouch.com/
Haiku # 21069 June 11, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by ronin....each dot is a baby, baby
we are in a pulsing
wave of cocoons, wrapped up
awaiting re-birth, untold millions
Haiku # 21068 June 11, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by Moxie
Haiku # 21066 June 11, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
we walk on the dead
corpse powder a component
of the very earth...
Haiku # 21065 June 11, 2002 1:42 pm ET
by untold billions of dead
something oddly alien
comes to her an wraps her
in a silky cocoon

to await transformation
with others in a vast
chamber of rebirth
Haiku # 21064 June 11, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by Moxie
her mouth open now
drool glistening lips moist
sharp intakes of breath

hand brushes nipples
slides down her smooth belly now
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 21063 June 11, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by mellie
more like a cocoon
becoming human for the
first time, hypocritical

the nature of the race
is to see things through a glass
darkly, and not clearly
Haiku # 21062 June 11, 2002 11:25 am ET
by Moxie


he couldn
Haiku # 21061 June 11, 2002 9:40 am ET
by indiana>>stillthinking
yeah, fuck you too Anonymous Poet

Haiku # 21060 June 11, 2002 9:06 am ET
by ronin@cometothinkofitthat'sbetterthanpostingblanks

...."you okay," said scott
as he caressed her breasts
......nipples taut and wet

...meantime, worlds apart
a harried mox digs a grave
......looking for etchings

..(your move indy, mines:
...............Ne8)
Haiku # 21059 June 11, 2002 9:05 am ET
by ronin@thecontinuation....
She started planning
Every move would be perfect
A pained sigh escaped
Haiku # 21058 June 11, 2002 8:54 am ET
by jewel1//shehasgottohelpsomehow
One hundred million?
So many people were dead
All dead for money
Haiku # 21057 June 11, 2002 8:52 am ET
by jewel1\onehumdredmilliondollars?
She tried to picture
Who was that on the picture?
How many were dead?
Haiku # 21056 June 11, 2002 8:50 am ET
by jewel1\whatwasthatpictureagain?


a row of tombstones +++
engraved by a psychopath
yields a dark secret
Haiku # 21055 June 11, 2002 7:03 am ET
by indiana>>twotwistedshellsmakesaknot
fuck off to me too
Haiku # 21054 June 11, 2002 3:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off organic matter
Haiku # 21053 June 11, 2002 3:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off humans
Haiku # 21052 June 11, 2002 2:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet