Killer goats are great
they eat arms and legs of kids
i wish i had one

N'Sync Backstage Pass
An excellent game of wits
Lance needs to die soon

Oh my goodness, Why!!!

Why must I work Saturday?

I'm being punished.



No sashimi now

Not even miso today

It's a carrot bowl.

old jokes never die
especially the good ones
grandma has a cock!

your soup getting cold?
how about fugu instead
one treat to die for

Miso-Ramen stuff
I'm poor but slightly fancy
I want sashimi.

that was a great run
considering no one cared
oh well, no riots

hey you all it's been
a little while since i
have been on this site

go usa soccer!
beat the nazi's even though
we probably can't

At last she was free
Free of the guilt, free from pain
Chill out, babe... the grave

as the grave stood still

blah, blah, blah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

blah!

i've now been dumped twice
since i last did the dumping
thought it was my turn

marathons are fun
they will kick you in the ass
but, what the hell, right?

small empty red box
why does my stomach hurt so?
'twas the poppycock

night of frustration
"let's sleep together!" she said
turns out she meant sleep

a! toki pona
toki pona li pona
olin toki e

U.S. men's soccer
Beating tough team Germany
This is what I hope

the power of cheese
is really quite impressive
when it's richard cheese

ridiculous word
i see it's spelled "rendezvous"
damn belgian keyboard!

i missed my rendevouz at "la becasse"
a stranger bade me sit down with his hand
explaining as he lifted up his glass
"because you're from an undeveloped land"

he ordered us two dark westmalle doubles
my troubles weighed upon me like lead weights
he toasted, and i gagged upon bubbles
"the president of the united states!"

i asked if we could toast to someone else
he smirked and said, "well, he is a nice guy"
the westmalle rang my tastebuds like church bells
so potent that i felt that i could fly

saracastic flemish comments all aside,
buy me a westmalle, what's the sense of pride?

Chick in green starts fire
Burns hundred thousand acres
Before our Prez can

Onjaysun broke rule
Make W just dubba
Like White House junior

In he carries lunch
Free sack from W W Fund
Butch up that panda

sit in front of screen
shoulders hunch and eyes water
work - it be the death

Playing Smash Brothers
Had made my eyes gloss over
Yoshi smash and win~

So who are you now?
Moxie Fuckoff has a ring
Some labels don't fade

"fuck off" is to me
beginning to sound, well
kind of funny, eh?

She thought she was good
Now she has to be better
the scum did not bite!

dying for take-off
i've got itchy feet too mate
other parts okay

FUCK OFF! TheGuyWhowasMoxhere...

my scars are itchy
the skin continues to peel
soon i will weight bear

feeling of relief
but it is now summertime
goodbye yellow snow

Sat on pier all night
Watching the stars from water
Covered in bug bites.

metaphorical death
I just want to let "him" go

Let go or keep faith...
The cold winter takes too long
Hope slowly fading...

horny vulcan slut
everybody knows her name
big in lingerie

what happened to him?
that's a shocking announcement
show some evidence

just so you know

almost addicted
to Jap plot for bending minds
well, screw you haiku

sickened by my face
the bailiff punches me hard
teeth fall at my feet

two one one one six
the number of this haiku
not as good as four

we ride along trails
angled sunlight shining through
verdant summer trees

been a while paver
really I am not kidding
missed your input mate

swallow anything?
How about my load, Mellie
and I'm not kidding

ash____