Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #21166
Editted version for clarity reasons... sorry for the inconvenience

NO! Rats are better!!
Steals and hides it under chairs
Man... How cool is that?!
Haiku #21166
Posted: June 22, 2002 1:47 pm ET
Poet & location: DJ JD D. of Mauldin, SC