Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

chubby buddha smiles
huge, bronze and stationary
Hong Kong memories
Haiku # 20004, April 30, 2002 11:18 am ET
by Boston gal ( first time lost in "Chinatown")
don't you liberals
get me wrong, you have potential
but if you waste it

pussies are cowards
right? why don't I drive by
and show how much of a man
I am and get thrown in jail?
Haiku # 20003, April 30, 2002 11:16 am ET
by Moxie
you get lost very much
hacking for weaknesses
Christian, not give up

trying to save foolish heathens...
Haiku # 20002, April 30, 2002 11:14 am ET
by Moxie
lost in Chinatown
looking for some good Dim Sum
Asians everywhere
Haiku # 20001, April 30, 2002 11:12 am ET
by A. Musing
like the demons
taunted Jesus, "you worthless whore..."
then they were beaten

like Hitler, killing
till he killed himself
people full of hate, die when

Haiku # 20000, April 30, 2002 11:12 am ET
by Moxie
fresh meat? do they
serve you with chili or?
do you just come with cheese?
Haiku # 19999, April 30, 2002 11:09 am ET
by Moxie of glares at cheesedog
ah, well, we remember
the gang wars in East and West
coast? Over socks I think...

Haiku # 19998, April 30, 2002 11:08 am ET
by Moxie
looking for normal
rhythms of spring ebb and flow
impossible here
Haiku # 19997, April 30, 2002 11:07 am ET
by Boston gal (waiting for the sun)
you friggin pussies
i want to throw up chunks
go jump off a bridge
Haiku # 19996, April 30, 2002 11:05 am ET
by cheesedog
hock a loogie at
a lawn sale and see how many
donate money there
Haiku # 19995, April 30, 2002 11:04 am ET
by Moxie
cthulhu sat down
at mcdonalds and ordered
a smile, and ate the employees
Haiku # 19994, April 30, 2002 11:00 am ET
by Moxie
another, back in black
came back the very next day
some say as a cat
Haiku # 19992, April 30, 2002 10:58 am ET
by Moxie
Wise man once say this:
Gentle Sparrow will fly up
And above fire.
Haiku # 19991, April 30, 2002 10:56 am ET
by WyldKyss
I think it has gone
from bad haiku to BDSM haiku
whip me in five lines
Haiku # 19990, April 30, 2002 10:56 am ET
by Moxie
there's a guy named
ap here, who, Scorpio himself
is quite ruthless in kind
Haiku # 19989, April 30, 2002 10:54 am ET
by Moxie
I say to not fight
But flamers seem to protest
Juvenile ones

It seems to me that
The Internet is only
one to talk to you
Haiku # 19988, April 30, 2002 10:54 am ET
by WyldKyss
Hey, impersonator
I do Elvis better...now
the real me kicks myself in the ass

the fake me, kicks others in the ass

go kill each other on Survivor, we can watch you safely from a distance
Haiku # 19987, April 30, 2002 10:52 am ET
by Moxie
The mighty will grow
Like sapling in the cool spring
Others seem to snap.
Haiku # 19986, April 30, 2002 10:51 am ET
by WyldKyss
that is ironic
I too love it in the ass
Moxie licks my nuts
Haiku # 19985, April 30, 2002 10:51 am ET
by WyldKyss
everyone needs a
friend to tell them, back off and
stop arguing over nothing
Haiku # 19983, April 30, 2002 10:45 am ET
by Moxie
Well, I seem to be
getting back, what others are
feeling, and I guess

the gothic angels
are in heaven too
Haiku # 19982, April 30, 2002 10:42 am ET
by Moxie
not really, my lady
but I seem to be getting
chastised well, but others

don't seem to need my
self aggrandisement
chastisement
Haiku # 19981, April 30, 2002 10:41 am ET
by Moxie
Trouble is only
What you make of it, Dear Mox
Do you like trouble?
Haiku # 19980, April 30, 2002 10:40 am ET
by WyldKyss
the famous clash song
should I stay, should I go? well
trouble either way
Haiku # 19979, April 30, 2002 10:37 am ET
by Moxie
I don't understand
Why someone says they will go
But then they just stay

Impersonations
Run rampant in here as well
Why must you fuss so?

Stop fighting in here
One laughs for but short while
Then joke gets too old.
Haiku # 19977, April 30, 2002 10:30 am ET
by WyldKyss
Fuck off, Moxie
Haiku # 19976, April 30, 2002 10:29 am ET
by Moxie
I think I like some
of the things people come up
with in response to me

but I like it better
when they write haiku about
their real lives, and ignore me
Haiku # 19975, April 30, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Mox
ronin could get a
bulldozer, but seriously
if I can clean my room

you can as well
Haiku # 19974, April 30, 2002 10:25 am ET
by Mox
well, every shit needs
his flies, keep buzzing, we all
know who the lord of

the flies is, and you
sound like buzzing to me
Haiku # 19973, April 30, 2002 10:22 am ET
by Moxie
buy a bowflex, the
money for that gun, I say
would go better in

exercise...

I can kill myself more cheaply if I want anyhow
Haiku # 19972, April 30, 2002 10:20 am ET
by Moxie
Is it a reflection
of what we ourselves are
going through, what is

Haiku # 19971, April 30, 2002 10:18 am ET
by Moxie
Well, Jesus was about
Mercy, and not so much the law
He'd tell me to get the fuck up

and stop being a sinner
and sin no more
and he'd offer the same advice to you

without the "fuck off Moxie" for example
Haiku # 19970, April 30, 2002 10:17 am ET
by Moxie
Is how you treat me
noted by God as well? not
as deep, but a sin as well?
Haiku # 19969, April 30, 2002 10:15 am ET
by Moxie
When you look at the
signs, you see birdhouses and
I told mom I wanted

to hang myself in
the attic, but here I am
alive, and thinking of life

my junk is gone
Haiku # 19968, April 30, 2002 10:15 am ET
by Moxie of Maine
what do you all do
or, if I were gone, did you
write any good poetry

in the first place not
complaining about
or repeating "fuck off scapegoat # 666"

you're too hard on me, so I'm wrong, but you are too
Haiku # 19967, April 30, 2002 10:13 am ET
by Moxie
I have people I
care about and all I've
been doing is obcessing

to some this is funny
and I really have thought of
killing myself over

this website and the people here
Haiku # 19966, April 30, 2002 10:12 am ET
by Moxie
I am sorry, I am
oversensitive and lash
out at anything

thinking I can fight
back and win your friendships by
letting myself get

hit, shot, stabbed, raped...
a witch told me to turn the other cheek
Haiku # 19965, April 30, 2002 10:10 am ET
by Moxie
No, I can choose to
go to hell, as can you, and
the choice is all yours
Haiku # 19964, April 30, 2002 10:09 am ET
by Moxie
Pimp hand not so strong.
Haven
Haiku # 19963, April 30, 2002 9:08 am ET
by Chowderhead
The House that Ruth Built
made of drift wood and tin foil
Nice job there, Ruthie
Haiku # 19962, April 30, 2002 9:07 am ET
by Chowderhead
Talk dirty to me
but not too dirty, and not
in front of the dog
Haiku # 19961, April 30, 2002 9:07 am ET
by Chowderhead
I
Haiku # 19960, April 30, 2002 9:06 am ET
by Chowderhead
Chastened youths slow down
crisis averted again
Lifeguard earns his keep
Haiku # 19959, April 30, 2002 9:06 am ET
by Chowderhead
room's a mess and it's
cold out, I could clean, but then
I think, what's the use?
Haiku # 19958, April 30, 2002 3:36 am ET
by k
au contraire moxie
hell would be full of yourself
pretty much like you
Haiku # 19957, April 29, 2002 10:46 pm ET
by ash
i do enjoy this
though i suspect others don't
what would jesus do?
Haiku # 19956, April 29, 2002 5:34 pm ET
by scott (onward, christian soldier, go save souls and stuff) (y perd
you ignorant slut
i said it once before but
it bears repeating
Haiku # 19955, April 29, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by scott (well, the unholy union of john belushi and the white stripes, actually)
pues, ya entiendo
el r
Haiku # 19954, April 29, 2002 3:37 pm ET
by scott al imposter
this site has two flaws:
non-haiku and forgeries
ap, i'll donate
Haiku # 19953, April 29, 2002 3:32 pm ET
by scott (the first time i've written this: fuck off moxie)
it's a common name
however, it's my handle
again, find your own
Haiku # 19952, April 29, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by scott to the lame-o
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