Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

just hit me that you're
gone and that i'm here alone
can't wait 'till thursday
Haiku # 19641, April 10, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
well, if libra could
restore the balance to that
region, it would be

cool...
Haiku # 19640, April 10, 2002 11:45 am ET
by Moxie
flying Saturday
triskaidekaphobian
unfortunately
Haiku # 19639, April 10, 2002 11:01 am ET
by Boston gal
when you're on a roll
no one really counts -- we all
just enjoy the ride
Haiku # 19638, April 10, 2002 10:47 am ET
by A. Musing
strife on the west bank
israel can send a tank
till george sends a yank
Haiku # 19637, April 10, 2002 10:34 am ET
by ash
anti-semantics
the pluralist solution :
let there be pieces
Haiku # 19636, April 10, 2002 10:32 am ET
by ash .... had to correct it
pity i can't count
seems my final solution
is short by one peace
Haiku # 19635, April 10, 2002 10:31 am ET
by ash
way to go there, ash
I must say you have a way
metaphoric puns
Haiku # 19634, April 10, 2002 10:06 am ET
by A. Musing
aries boweled me
over with advice, on moving
on, stuck in neutral
Haiku # 19633, April 10, 2002 10:06 am ET
by Moxie
anti-semantics
pluralist solution
let there be pieces
Haiku # 19632, April 10, 2002 9:56 am ET
by ash
gutsy move dubya
intestinal fortitude
send "colon" powell
Haiku # 19631, April 10, 2002 9:52 am ET
by ash
gabbing poets rant
bombs and queens the bitches too
tap upon our keys
Haiku # 19630, April 10, 2002 8:33 am ET
by the Teach
high ranking royal
it was time to bury her
a load of old pomp
Haiku # 19629, April 10, 2002 3:22 am ET
by mellie
turn on my tv
and they're still burying her
it's deadly boring
Haiku # 19628, April 10, 2002 12:56 am ET
by ash
can't believe the news
bombs and hate tear anxious flesh
it must end and end
Haiku # 19627, April 9, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by Pedro of Cali
where does it all go
the bad "poetry" we write
my God, it's all here
Haiku # 19626, April 9, 2002 9:45 pm ET
by Peter of California
queens and rooks take turns
to duck and dive for my king
man, i suck at chess
Haiku # 19625, April 9, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by Peter of California
let's hope the muse guides
me through pub quiz to a win.
After that....strip club?
Haiku # 19624, April 9, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by k
to be jungian,
she is my bitch, i'm her bitch
i bitch myself out
Haiku # 19623, April 9, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by scott (bitch bitch bitch...but meaning everything i wrote)
your muse is a bitch?
Why not make the muse YOUR bitch?
I know it's in you.....
Haiku # 19622, April 9, 2002 7:53 pm ET
by k_against
i work for my muse
she can be a bitch sometimes
for instance, today
Haiku # 19621, April 9, 2002 7:28 pm ET
by scott
jesus scott! post
a few bad haiku's why don't you?
How's work anyway?
Haiku # 19620, April 9, 2002 7:08 pm ET
by k
the garden is fine
what i have a problem with
are the gardeners
Haiku # 19619, April 9, 2002 7:04 pm ET
by scott
who promised you a
garden of eden? live, die,
pity your children
Haiku # 19618, April 9, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mesopotamia
A
Haiku # 19617, April 9, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
those fucking bastards
that's all i'm really saying
those fucking bastards
Haiku # 19616, April 9, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by scott (that last one should have read "delta's omega")
a river of oil
flows through the "cradle of man"
delta omega
Haiku # 19615, April 9, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by scott (the Valdez was nothing next to this...if you own a SUV, read this article)
queen mum was pickled
in gin for much of her life,
no wonder she smiled
Haiku # 19614, April 9, 2002 3:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dick chenney's widsom:
"conservation doesn't work"
Earth First, then we leave?
Haiku # 19613, April 9, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by scott (sorry for the tirade - this is what happens when I listen to KPFA)
once all the redwoods
have been turned into pulp
i'm guessing we're next
Haiku # 19612, April 9, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by scott
press in collusion
spread official confusion
right-wing illusion
Haiku # 19611, April 9, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by scott
bag full of death threats
bomb under the driver's seat
guilty unpunished
Haiku # 19610, April 9, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by scott
the FBI's lies
are going to bomb out in court
judi bari lives!
Haiku # 19609, April 9, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by scott (jury selection has begun)
the old queen showed us
the secret to a long life:
vast amounts of dough
Haiku # 19608, April 9, 2002 2:54 pm ET
by scott
a useless meeting
but one thing came out of it:
loads of bad haiku!
Haiku # 19607, April 9, 2002 2:53 pm ET
by scott
Bad Haiku,

Haiku # 19606, April 9, 2002 2:28 pm ET
by Babylon haiku
the newspapers can
finally drop all the crap
she's in the ground now
Haiku # 19605, April 9, 2002 11:31 am ET
by realnutteruk of london
I said "no" to sex
and then my hubby became
just another "ex"
Haiku # 19604, April 9, 2002 10:22 am ET
by Liz
just say no to drugs
is about as good advice
as say no to sex
Haiku # 19603, April 9, 2002 10:02 am ET
by ash
"beware the speedball!"
can you believe they have banned
dodgeball in the schools?????
Haiku # 19602, April 9, 2002 8:17 am ET
by the Teach
beware the speedball
end up like john belushi
or river phoenix
Haiku # 19601, April 9, 2002 8:00 am ET
by ash
yes and I think that
'volumizing hair-spray' says
something important
Haiku # 19600, April 9, 2002 12:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
for ap's next haiku
heroin and cocaine the
cocktail of the stars
Haiku # 19599, April 8, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by k
*Shakleton*
Haiku # 19598, April 8, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by oops!
Shakelton is on
(not that it's all that great) but...
guess I'll watch the rest
Haiku # 19597, April 8, 2002 8:45 pm ET
by Agnieszka Krajewska...night Scott
candlelight and sex
afterwards this girl does sleep
like a %&*# babe
Haiku # 19596, April 8, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by Agnieszka Krajewska
a syllable short...
i forgot to adjust for
daylight savings time
Haiku # 19595, April 8, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by scott (i don't know what this means either)
sedatives and booze:
the sleeping aid preferred by
most dead rock stars
Haiku # 19594, April 8, 2002 8:35 pm ET
by scott
don't forget to pee
daddy's last admonishment
before any trip
Haiku # 19593, April 8, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by Agnieszka Krajewska
i forgot the "p"
told ya i was fuckin' drunk
it's valium, now
Haiku # 19592, April 8, 2002 7:28 pm ET
by ap
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