Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

strife on the west bank
israel can send a tank
till george sends a yank
Haiku # 19637, April 10, 2002 10:34 am ET
by ash
anti-semantics
the pluralist solution :
let there be pieces
Haiku # 19636, April 10, 2002 10:32 am ET
by ash .... had to correct it
pity i can't count
seems my final solution
is short by one peace
Haiku # 19635, April 10, 2002 10:31 am ET
by ash
way to go there, ash
I must say you have a way
metaphoric puns
Haiku # 19634, April 10, 2002 10:06 am ET
by A. Musing
aries boweled me
over with advice, on moving
on, stuck in neutral
Haiku # 19633, April 10, 2002 10:06 am ET
by Moxie
anti-semantics
pluralist solution
let there be pieces
Haiku # 19632, April 10, 2002 9:56 am ET
by ash
gutsy move dubya
intestinal fortitude
send "colon" powell
Haiku # 19631, April 10, 2002 9:52 am ET
by ash
gabbing poets rant
bombs and queens the bitches too
tap upon our keys
Haiku # 19630, April 10, 2002 8:33 am ET
by the Teach
high ranking royal
it was time to bury her
a load of old pomp
Haiku # 19629, April 10, 2002 3:22 am ET
by mellie
turn on my tv
and they're still burying her
it's deadly boring
Haiku # 19628, April 10, 2002 12:56 am ET
by ash
can't believe the news
bombs and hate tear anxious flesh
it must end and end
Haiku # 19627, April 9, 2002 9:54 pm ET
by Pedro of Cali
where does it all go
the bad "poetry" we write
my God, it's all here
Haiku # 19626, April 9, 2002 9:45 pm ET
by Peter of California
queens and rooks take turns
to duck and dive for my king
man, i suck at chess
Haiku # 19625, April 9, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by Peter of California
let's hope the muse guides
me through pub quiz to a win.
After that....strip club?
Haiku # 19624, April 9, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by k
to be jungian,
she is my bitch, i'm her bitch
i bitch myself out
Haiku # 19623, April 9, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by scott (bitch bitch bitch...but meaning everything i wrote)
your muse is a bitch?
Why not make the muse YOUR bitch?
I know it's in you.....
Haiku # 19622, April 9, 2002 7:53 pm ET
by k_against
i work for my muse
she can be a bitch sometimes
for instance, today
Haiku # 19621, April 9, 2002 7:28 pm ET
by scott
jesus scott! post
a few bad haiku's why don't you?
How's work anyway?
Haiku # 19620, April 9, 2002 7:08 pm ET
by k
the garden is fine
what i have a problem with
are the gardeners
Haiku # 19619, April 9, 2002 7:04 pm ET
by scott
who promised you a
garden of eden? live, die,
pity your children
Haiku # 19618, April 9, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mesopotamia
A
Haiku # 19617, April 9, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
those fucking bastards
that's all i'm really saying
those fucking bastards
Haiku # 19616, April 9, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by scott (that last one should have read "delta's omega")
a river of oil
flows through the "cradle of man"
delta omega
Haiku # 19615, April 9, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by scott (the Valdez was nothing next to this...if you own a SUV, read this article)
queen mum was pickled
in gin for much of her life,
no wonder she smiled
Haiku # 19614, April 9, 2002 3:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dick chenney's widsom:
"conservation doesn't work"
Earth First, then we leave?
Haiku # 19613, April 9, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by scott (sorry for the tirade - this is what happens when I listen to KPFA)
once all the redwoods
have been turned into pulp
i'm guessing we're next
Haiku # 19612, April 9, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by scott
press in collusion
spread official confusion
right-wing illusion
Haiku # 19611, April 9, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by scott
bag full of death threats
bomb under the driver's seat
guilty unpunished
Haiku # 19610, April 9, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by scott
the FBI's lies
are going to bomb out in court
judi bari lives!
Haiku # 19609, April 9, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by scott (jury selection has begun)
the old queen showed us
the secret to a long life:
vast amounts of dough
Haiku # 19608, April 9, 2002 2:54 pm ET
by scott
a useless meeting
but one thing came out of it:
loads of bad haiku!
Haiku # 19607, April 9, 2002 2:53 pm ET
by scott
Bad Haiku,

Haiku # 19606, April 9, 2002 2:28 pm ET
by Babylon haiku
the newspapers can
finally drop all the crap
she's in the ground now
Haiku # 19605, April 9, 2002 11:31 am ET
by realnutteruk of london
I said "no" to sex
and then my hubby became
just another "ex"
Haiku # 19604, April 9, 2002 10:22 am ET
by Liz
just say no to drugs
is about as good advice
as say no to sex
Haiku # 19603, April 9, 2002 10:02 am ET
by ash
"beware the speedball!"
can you believe they have banned
dodgeball in the schools?????
Haiku # 19602, April 9, 2002 8:17 am ET
by the Teach
beware the speedball
end up like john belushi
or river phoenix
Haiku # 19601, April 9, 2002 8:00 am ET
by ash
yes and I think that
'volumizing hair-spray' says
something important
Haiku # 19600, April 9, 2002 12:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
for ap's next haiku
heroin and cocaine the
cocktail of the stars
Haiku # 19599, April 8, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by k
*Shakleton*
Haiku # 19598, April 8, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by oops!
Shakelton is on
(not that it's all that great) but...
guess I'll watch the rest
Haiku # 19597, April 8, 2002 8:45 pm ET
by Agnieszka Krajewska...night Scott
candlelight and sex
afterwards this girl does sleep
like a %&*# babe
Haiku # 19596, April 8, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by Agnieszka Krajewska
a syllable short...
i forgot to adjust for
daylight savings time
Haiku # 19595, April 8, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by scott (i don't know what this means either)
sedatives and booze:
the sleeping aid preferred by
most dead rock stars
Haiku # 19594, April 8, 2002 8:35 pm ET
by scott
don't forget to pee
daddy's last admonishment
before any trip
Haiku # 19593, April 8, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by Agnieszka Krajewska
i forgot the "p"
told ya i was fuckin' drunk
it's valium, now
Haiku # 19592, April 8, 2002 7:28 pm ET
by ap
*G*
Haiku # 19591, April 8, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by totally guessing...forgot a beat...Whoopi
if not Whoopi
possibly some late night host
(maybe John Stewart)
Haiku # 19590, April 8, 2002 7:23 pm ET
by totally guessing
half an hour of
sparkling entertainment
spread over four hours
Haiku # 19589, April 8, 2002 5:25 pm ET
by scott, quoting some curmudgeon re: the Oscars...anyone know the source?
Oscar at Oscars
"been standing 'round way too long
...every year gets worse."
Haiku # 19588, April 8, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Max
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