Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

where does it all go
the bad "poetry" we write
my God, it's all here
Haiku # 19626, April 9, 2002 9:45 pm ET
by Peter of California
queens and rooks take turns
to duck and dive for my king
man, i suck at chess
Haiku # 19625, April 9, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by Peter of California
let's hope the muse guides
me through pub quiz to a win.
After that....strip club?
Haiku # 19624, April 9, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by k
to be jungian,
she is my bitch, i'm her bitch
i bitch myself out
Haiku # 19623, April 9, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by scott (bitch bitch bitch...but meaning everything i wrote)
your muse is a bitch?
Why not make the muse YOUR bitch?
I know it's in you.....
Haiku # 19622, April 9, 2002 7:53 pm ET
by k_against
i work for my muse
she can be a bitch sometimes
for instance, today
Haiku # 19621, April 9, 2002 7:28 pm ET
by scott
jesus scott! post
a few bad haiku's why don't you?
How's work anyway?
Haiku # 19620, April 9, 2002 7:08 pm ET
by k
the garden is fine
what i have a problem with
are the gardeners
Haiku # 19619, April 9, 2002 7:04 pm ET
by scott
who promised you a
garden of eden? live, die,
pity your children
Haiku # 19618, April 9, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mesopotamia
A
Haiku # 19617, April 9, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
those fucking bastards
that's all i'm really saying
those fucking bastards
Haiku # 19616, April 9, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by scott (that last one should have read "delta's omega")
a river of oil
flows through the "cradle of man"
delta omega
Haiku # 19615, April 9, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by scott (the Valdez was nothing next to this...if you own a SUV, read this article)
queen mum was pickled
in gin for much of her life,
no wonder she smiled
Haiku # 19614, April 9, 2002 3:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dick chenney's widsom:
"conservation doesn't work"
Earth First, then we leave?
Haiku # 19613, April 9, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by scott (sorry for the tirade - this is what happens when I listen to KPFA)
once all the redwoods
have been turned into pulp
i'm guessing we're next
Haiku # 19612, April 9, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by scott
press in collusion
spread official confusion
right-wing illusion
Haiku # 19611, April 9, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by scott
bag full of death threats
bomb under the driver's seat
guilty unpunished
Haiku # 19610, April 9, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by scott
the FBI's lies
are going to bomb out in court
judi bari lives!
Haiku # 19609, April 9, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by scott (jury selection has begun)
the old queen showed us
the secret to a long life:
vast amounts of dough
Haiku # 19608, April 9, 2002 2:54 pm ET
by scott
a useless meeting
but one thing came out of it:
loads of bad haiku!
Haiku # 19607, April 9, 2002 2:53 pm ET
by scott
Bad Haiku,

Haiku # 19606, April 9, 2002 2:28 pm ET
by Babylon haiku
the newspapers can
finally drop all the crap
she's in the ground now
Haiku # 19605, April 9, 2002 11:31 am ET
by realnutteruk of london
I said "no" to sex
and then my hubby became
just another "ex"
Haiku # 19604, April 9, 2002 10:22 am ET
by Liz
just say no to drugs
is about as good advice
as say no to sex
Haiku # 19603, April 9, 2002 10:02 am ET
by ash
"beware the speedball!"
can you believe they have banned
dodgeball in the schools?????
Haiku # 19602, April 9, 2002 8:17 am ET
by the Teach
beware the speedball
end up like john belushi
or river phoenix
Haiku # 19601, April 9, 2002 8:00 am ET
by ash
yes and I think that
'volumizing hair-spray' says
something important
Haiku # 19600, April 9, 2002 12:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
for ap's next haiku
heroin and cocaine the
cocktail of the stars
Haiku # 19599, April 8, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by k
*Shakleton*
Haiku # 19598, April 8, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by oops!
Shakelton is on
(not that it's all that great) but...
guess I'll watch the rest
Haiku # 19597, April 8, 2002 8:45 pm ET
by Agnieszka Krajewska...night Scott
candlelight and sex
afterwards this girl does sleep
like a %&*# babe
Haiku # 19596, April 8, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by Agnieszka Krajewska
a syllable short...
i forgot to adjust for
daylight savings time
Haiku # 19595, April 8, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by scott (i don't know what this means either)
sedatives and booze:
the sleeping aid preferred by
most dead rock stars
Haiku # 19594, April 8, 2002 8:35 pm ET
by scott
don't forget to pee
daddy's last admonishment
before any trip
Haiku # 19593, April 8, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by Agnieszka Krajewska
i forgot the "p"
told ya i was fuckin' drunk
it's valium, now
Haiku # 19592, April 8, 2002 7:28 pm ET
by ap
*G*
Haiku # 19591, April 8, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by totally guessing...forgot a beat...Whoopi
if not Whoopi
possibly some late night host
(maybe John Stewart)
Haiku # 19590, April 8, 2002 7:23 pm ET
by totally guessing
half an hour of
sparkling entertainment
spread over four hours
Haiku # 19589, April 8, 2002 5:25 pm ET
by scott, quoting some curmudgeon re: the Oscars...anyone know the source?
Oscar at Oscars
"been standing 'round way too long
...every year gets worse."
Haiku # 19588, April 8, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Max
"i love it because
it's trash" - Oscar the Grouch
he would love this site
Haiku # 19587, April 8, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by scott
Oscar at customs
"I have nothing to declare
except my genius."
Haiku # 19586, April 8, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by A. Musing (sorry couldn't resist)
we are all in the
gutter, but some of us are
looking at the stars
Haiku # 19585, April 8, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by if Oscar Wilde wrote haiku (scott)
astronomical
wish upon a falling star
hope that it comes true
Haiku # 19584, April 8, 2002 12:00 pm ET
by Boston gal to mellie
next week outta here
Rocky Mountains -- no subway!
(zero wampum left)
Haiku # 19583, April 8, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Boston gal does spring-thing
rare phenomenon
heavens above I can't wait
wappa falls for me

Haiku # 19582, April 8, 2002 9:14 am ET
by mellie
antihistamines
a slug of chloral hydrate
and a good lie down
Haiku # 19581, April 8, 2002 2:55 am ET
by ash
mexican downers
benzodiazepinos
you can't stop at juan
Haiku # 19580, April 8, 2002 2:54 am ET
by ash
Hideous infant,
Cast into this haiku world,
mox who is not mox
Haiku # 19579, April 8, 2002 2:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am fuckin' drunk
twenty megs diazeam
to super dreamland
Haiku # 19578, April 7, 2002 10:35 pm ET
by ap
a half hour trip
took an hour and a half...
i got in at 3
Haiku # 19577, April 7, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by scott of Daylight Savings Zone (doo doo doo doo)
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