Oscar at customs
"I have nothing to declare
except my genius."

we are all in the
gutter, but some of us are
looking at the stars

astronomical
wish upon a falling star
hope that it comes true

next week outta here
Rocky Mountains -- no subway!
(zero wampum left)

rare phenomenon
heavens above I can't wait
wappa falls for me

antihistamines
a slug of chloral hydrate
and a good lie down

mexican downers
benzodiazepinos
you can't stop at juan

Hideous infant,
Cast into this haiku world,
mox who is not mox

i am fuckin' drunk
twenty megs diazeam
to super dreamland

a half hour trip
took an hour and a half...
i got in at 3

puritanical
blue-fingered hands push our clocks
daylight saving(s) time

Veins push from his skin
It was like that when he woke
Greg's weiner is broke

I see you Slater
With your torn jeans and mullet
My Bayside Man-boy

President of ours
You are on the dollar bill
With your ivory teeth.

Samuel Adams
You were a great patriot
now you are a beer.

Hmm, anonymous poet
doesn't bother me anymore...

he left wanking currents
jacking in the wind, his own
anguished cries for tantra

Lynches Law ensures
Death...Moxie

Make hockey a more
Interesting game..change the
Puck

Whom the gods wish to
Destroy, they first make horny,
They then lead them here.

oh... and fuck off moxie

Shadows forever
pursuing shadows, haiku
warrior curmudgeons

Beef jerky, peanut
Butter crackers, and gummy
Bears all together...

Eaten all at once
They taste like a Thai dish named
Sandang Phon .. no guff!

it's like a buffalo
burger, what the hell is this
it's a giant eraser

i gave up tv
when i miss jerry springer
i turn to this site

you're right..talentless
bad haiku as opposed to
what? It's BAD haiku.

fuck off!

the less i visit
the more confused i become
smells like bad karma

fuck off drophammer....
you should talk you shit-for-brains

odd warnings out of
the blue, emotional games
played by those hell bound...

the scatological
language that some use to
fight the good fight, shit...

talentless haiku
telling people to fuck off
get yourself a life

fuck off moxie

fuck off moxie

Always paint with what
you saw, Michelangelo
only did this way.

i do what i please
just like everyone else here
it's only a play

Israel

Fuck off moxie!!!!!
(and scott too)

"we are all pilgrims on the same journey"
it's just that some of us have better road maps,
control yourself scott or use your anger to fight something worthwhile

One lawyer is a shyster,
Two can form a law firm, and three or
more is a legislative body

when you've seen one train
wreak, you've seen them all ...

oh, fuck off yourself
no, actually, in your case
it's more like jack off

fuck off moxie

but most of all Fuck offfffff moxxxxxieeeee!!!!!

fuck off scott and bad haiku addict

fuck off scott and bad haiku addict

fuck off moxie!!

kind of you to say
i have many favorites here
(janis uber alle)

why do mothers seem
like the biggest hypocrites
being insecure?

Reading bad haikus...
Scott, you're my favorite!
Where is boston gal?

reading bad haikus
laughing out loud at my desk
thank you, everyone!

(that includes Moxie)

well, getting mad on
black flies is silly with spring
you swat, and bug off

just had a pelvic
female gynocologist
god, that girl was rough