Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

President of ours
You are on the dollar bill
With your ivory teeth.
Haiku # 19573, April 7, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by Allen B.
Samuel Adams
You were a great patriot
now you are a beer.
Haiku # 19572, April 7, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Allen B.
Hmm, anonymous poet
doesn't bother me anymore...

he left wanking currents
jacking in the wind, his own
anguished cries for tantra
Haiku # 19571, April 7, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by Moxie
Lynches Law ensures
Death...Moxie
Haiku # 19570, April 7, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by WHAT am I doing here
Make hockey a more
Interesting game..change the
Puck
Haiku # 19569, April 7, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by ladies hockey fan
Whom the gods wish to
Destroy, they first make horny,
They then lead them here.

oh... and fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19568, April 7, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Shadows forever
pursuing shadows, haiku
warrior curmudgeons
Haiku # 19567, April 7, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by Orion from the netherworld
Beef jerky, peanut
Butter crackers, and gummy
Bears all together...

Eaten all at once
They taste like a Thai dish named
Sandang Phon .. no guff!
Haiku # 19566, April 7, 2002 3:58 pm ET
by mmmmmm and all available at your local 7/11 counter
it's like a buffalo
burger, what the hell is this
it's a giant eraser
Haiku # 19565, April 7, 2002 1:50 pm ET
by Moxxxxxxx
i gave up tv
when i miss jerry springer
i turn to this site
Haiku # 19564, April 7, 2002 6:34 am ET
by scott
you're right..talentless
bad haiku as opposed to
what? It's BAD haiku.

fuck off!
Haiku # 19563, April 7, 2002 6:16 am ET
by k
the less i visit
the more confused i become
smells like bad karma
Haiku # 19562, April 6, 2002 9:36 pm ET
by ap
fuck off drophammer....
you should talk you shit-for-brains
Haiku # 19561, April 6, 2002 9:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
odd warnings out of
the blue, emotional games
played by those hell bound...
Haiku # 19560, April 6, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by Moxie
the scatological
language that some use to
fight the good fight, shit...
Haiku # 19559, April 6, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by Moxie (Jeremy's getting good...)
talentless haiku
telling people to fuck off
get yourself a life
Haiku # 19558, April 6, 2002 8:09 am ET
by Drophammer
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19557, April 6, 2002 6:09 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19556, April 6, 2002 5:55 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Always paint with what
you saw, Michelangelo
only did this way.
Haiku # 19555, April 6, 2002 4:27 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
i do what i please
just like everyone else here
it's only a play
Haiku # 19554, April 6, 2002 2:15 am ET
by scott
Israel
Haiku # 19553, April 6, 2002 1:05 am ET
by Tony Blair
Fuck off moxie!!!!!
(and scott too)
Haiku # 19552, April 6, 2002 12:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
"we are all pilgrims on the same journey"
it's just that some of us have better road maps,
control yourself scott or use your anger to fight something worthwhile
Haiku # 19551, April 6, 2002 12:33 am ET
by moxie
One lawyer is a shyster,
Two can form a law firm, and three or
more is a legislative body
Haiku # 19550, April 6, 2002 12:29 am ET
by moxie
when you've seen one train
wreak, you've seen them all ...
Haiku # 19549, April 6, 2002 12:26 am ET
by H. D. T.
oh, fuck off yourself
no, actually, in your case
it's more like jack off
Haiku # 19548, April 5, 2002 10:25 pm ET
by scott
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 19547, April 5, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
but most of all Fuck offfffff moxxxxxieeeee!!!!!
Haiku # 19546, April 5, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off scott and bad haiku addict
Haiku # 19545, April 5, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off scott and bad haiku addict
Haiku # 19544, April 5, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie!!
Haiku # 19543, April 5, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
kind of you to say
i have many favorites here
(janis uber alle)
Haiku # 19542, April 5, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by scott (never hurts to thank the host)
why do mothers seem
like the biggest hypocrites
being insecure?
Haiku # 19541, April 5, 2002 7:08 pm ET
by Moxie
Reading bad haikus...
Scott, you're my favorite!
Where is boston gal?
Haiku # 19540, April 5, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by bad haiku addict
reading bad haikus
laughing out loud at my desk
thank you, everyone!

(that includes Moxie)
Haiku # 19539, April 5, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by bad haiku addict
well, getting mad on
black flies is silly with spring
you swat, and bug off
Haiku # 19538, April 5, 2002 4:44 pm ET
by Moxie
just had a pelvic
female gynocologist
god, that girl was rough
Haiku # 19537, April 5, 2002 4:41 pm ET
by Dazed
once upon a time
poems were simple and clear
I do miss those days
Haiku # 19536, April 5, 2002 4:38 pm ET
by Dazed
lighten up a bit
glorious spring...finally
frangapini blooms
Haiku # 19535, April 5, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by Marfa
critique rhymes, but no
reason? Scientology
say, clear your mind, bucks?
Haiku # 19534, April 5, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by Moxie
admit the blood on
the bitten toungue, and no words
escaped from a mouth

that should have been good
and quiet, restless and needs
approval from dust
Haiku # 19533, April 5, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by Moxie
texans are not to
be disrespected because
Alamo was hell
Haiku # 19532, April 5, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by moxie
they do not respect
evil, because evil is
trying to do worse to

get back for little
to lower self below the
schoolyard bully, loss
Haiku # 19531, April 5, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by Moxie
stupidity is
wasting time on ingrates when
you should join Satan

smite them in the face
draw blood, break jaws, go to jail
and become "a 2 legged animal
worse than a four"
Haiku # 19530, April 5, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by Moxie
eye for an eye and
fuck off for a fuck off what
does the word mean? two
scorpios...

gotta win, even if it kills us
Haiku # 19529, April 5, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by Moxie
they are children so
tough, but unaware of the
power they hold, chalk marks

surrounding their gun soaked playgrounds
Haiku # 19528, April 5, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by Moxie
tired eyes reading
Crowley, staring blank, into
the child, fresh meat, a priest
Haiku # 19527, April 5, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by Moxie
it's this focus over
and over, repeated demonic errors
and, not only do they get my soul

but yours shortly after
when you become your own next victim
Haiku # 19526, April 5, 2002 4:02 pm ET
by Moxie
I have a bite mark
in my hand and a tear in my crotch
from, god knows what
Haiku # 19525, April 5, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by Moxie
I waste my powers
on people who are just void
and hurt others also
Haiku # 19524, April 5, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by Moxie
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