puritanical
blue-fingered hands push our clocks
daylight saving(s) time

Veins push from his skin
It was like that when he woke
Greg's weiner is broke

I see you Slater
With your torn jeans and mullet
My Bayside Man-boy

President of ours
You are on the dollar bill
With your ivory teeth.

Samuel Adams
You were a great patriot
now you are a beer.

Hmm, anonymous poet
doesn't bother me anymore...

he left wanking currents
jacking in the wind, his own
anguished cries for tantra

Lynches Law ensures
Death...Moxie

Make hockey a more
Interesting game..change the
Puck

Whom the gods wish to
Destroy, they first make horny,
They then lead them here.

oh... and fuck off moxie

Shadows forever
pursuing shadows, haiku
warrior curmudgeons

Beef jerky, peanut
Butter crackers, and gummy
Bears all together...

Eaten all at once
They taste like a Thai dish named
Sandang Phon .. no guff!

it's like a buffalo
burger, what the hell is this
it's a giant eraser

i gave up tv
when i miss jerry springer
i turn to this site

you're right..talentless
bad haiku as opposed to
what? It's BAD haiku.

fuck off!

the less i visit
the more confused i become
smells like bad karma

fuck off drophammer....
you should talk you shit-for-brains

odd warnings out of
the blue, emotional games
played by those hell bound...

the scatological
language that some use to
fight the good fight, shit...

talentless haiku
telling people to fuck off
get yourself a life

fuck off moxie

fuck off moxie

Always paint with what
you saw, Michelangelo
only did this way.

i do what i please
just like everyone else here
it's only a play

Israel

Fuck off moxie!!!!!
(and scott too)

"we are all pilgrims on the same journey"
it's just that some of us have better road maps,
control yourself scott or use your anger to fight something worthwhile

One lawyer is a shyster,
Two can form a law firm, and three or
more is a legislative body

when you've seen one train
wreak, you've seen them all ...

oh, fuck off yourself
no, actually, in your case
it's more like jack off

fuck off moxie

but most of all Fuck offfffff moxxxxxieeeee!!!!!

fuck off scott and bad haiku addict

fuck off scott and bad haiku addict

fuck off moxie!!

kind of you to say
i have many favorites here
(janis uber alle)

why do mothers seem
like the biggest hypocrites
being insecure?

Reading bad haikus...
Scott, you're my favorite!
Where is boston gal?

reading bad haikus
laughing out loud at my desk
thank you, everyone!

(that includes Moxie)

well, getting mad on
black flies is silly with spring
you swat, and bug off

just had a pelvic
female gynocologist
god, that girl was rough

once upon a time
poems were simple and clear
I do miss those days

lighten up a bit
glorious spring...finally
frangapini blooms

critique rhymes, but no
reason? Scientology
say, clear your mind, bucks?

admit the blood on
the bitten toungue, and no words
escaped from a mouth

that should have been good
and quiet, restless and needs
approval from dust

texans are not to
be disrespected because
Alamo was hell

they do not respect
evil, because evil is
trying to do worse to

get back for little
to lower self below the
schoolyard bully, loss

stupidity is
wasting time on ingrates when
you should join Satan

smite them in the face
draw blood, break jaws, go to jail
and become "a 2 legged animal
worse than a four"

eye for an eye and
fuck off for a fuck off what
does the word mean? two
scorpios...

gotta win, even if it kills us

they are children so
tough, but unaware of the
power they hold, chalk marks

surrounding their gun soaked playgrounds

tired eyes reading
Crowley, staring blank, into
the child, fresh meat, a priest