i forgot the "p"
told ya i was fuckin' drunk
it's valium, now
by ap
*G*
by totally guessing...forgot a beat...Whoopi
if not Whoopi
possibly some late night host
(maybe John Stewart)
by totally guessing
half an hour of
sparkling entertainment
spread over four hours
by scott, quoting some curmudgeon re: the Oscars...anyone know the source?
Oscar at Oscars
"been standing 'round way too long
...every year gets worse."
by Max
"i love it because
it's trash" - Oscar the Grouch
he would love this site
by scott
Oscar at customs
"I have nothing to declare
except my genius."
by A. Musing (sorry couldn't resist)
we are all in the
gutter, but some of us are
looking at the stars
by if Oscar Wilde wrote haiku (scott)
astronomical
wish upon a falling star
hope that it comes true
by Boston gal to mellie
next week outta here
Rocky Mountains -- no subway!
(zero wampum left)
by Boston gal does spring-thing
rare phenomenon
heavens above I can't wait
wappa falls for me
by mellie
antihistamines
a slug of chloral hydrate
and a good lie down
by ash
mexican downers
benzodiazepinos
you can't stop at juan
by ash
Hideous infant,
Cast into this haiku world,
mox who is not mox
by Anonymous Poet
i am fuckin' drunk
twenty megs diazeam
to super dreamland
by ap
a half hour trip
took an hour and a half...
i got in at 3
by scott of Daylight Savings Zone (doo doo doo doo)
puritanical
blue-fingered hands push our clocks
daylight saving(s) time
by Boston gal would rather not
Veins push from his skin
It was like that when he woke
Greg's weiner is broke
by Allen B.
I see you Slater
With your torn jeans and mullet
My Bayside Man-boy
by Allen B.
President of ours
You are on the dollar bill
With your ivory teeth.
by Allen B.
Samuel Adams
You were a great patriot
now you are a beer.
by Allen B.
Hmm, anonymous poet
doesn't bother me anymore...
he left wanking currents
jacking in the wind, his own
anguished cries for tantra
by Moxie
Lynches Law ensures
Death...Moxie
by WHAT am I doing here
Make hockey a more
Interesting game..change the
Puck
by ladies hockey fan
Whom the gods wish to
Destroy, they first make horny,
They then lead them here.
oh... and fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
Shadows forever
pursuing shadows, haiku
warrior curmudgeons
by Orion from the netherworld
Beef jerky, peanut
Butter crackers, and gummy
Bears all together...
Eaten all at once
They taste like a Thai dish named
Sandang Phon .. no guff!
by mmmmmm and all available at your local 7/11 counter
it's like a buffalo
burger, what the hell is this
it's a giant eraser
by Moxxxxxxx
i gave up tv
when i miss jerry springer
i turn to this site
by scott
you're right..talentless
bad haiku as opposed to
what? It's BAD haiku.
fuck off!
by k
the less i visit
the more confused i become
smells like bad karma
by ap
fuck off drophammer....
you should talk you shit-for-brains
by Anonymous Poet
odd warnings out of
the blue, emotional games
played by those hell bound...
by Moxie
the scatological
language that some use to
fight the good fight, shit...
by Moxie (Jeremy's getting good...)
talentless haiku
telling people to fuck off
get yourself a life
by Drophammer
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
Always paint with what
you saw, Michelangelo
only did this way.
by ComiCat of Jerzey
i do what i please
just like everyone else here
it's only a play
by scott
Fuck off moxie!!!!!
(and scott too)
by Anonymous Poet
"we are all pilgrims on the same journey"
it's just that some of us have better road maps,
control yourself scott or use your anger to fight something worthwhile
by moxie
One lawyer is a shyster,
Two can form a law firm, and three or
more is a legislative body
by moxie
when you've seen one train
wreak, you've seen them all ...
by H. D. T.
oh, fuck off yourself
no, actually, in your case
it's more like jack off
by scott
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
but most of all Fuck offfffff moxxxxxieeeee!!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off scott and bad haiku addict
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off scott and bad haiku addict
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie!!
by Anonymous Poet
