Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 60 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

your muse is a bitch?
Why not make the muse YOUR bitch?
I know it's in you.....
Haiku # 19622, April 9, 2002 7:53 pm ET
by k_against
i work for my muse
she can be a bitch sometimes
for instance, today
Haiku # 19621, April 9, 2002 7:28 pm ET
by scott
jesus scott! post
a few bad haiku's why don't you?
How's work anyway?
Haiku # 19620, April 9, 2002 7:08 pm ET
by k
the garden is fine
what i have a problem with
are the gardeners
Haiku # 19619, April 9, 2002 7:04 pm ET
by scott
who promised you a
garden of eden? live, die,
pity your children
Haiku # 19618, April 9, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Mesopotamia
A
Haiku # 19617, April 9, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
those fucking bastards
that's all i'm really saying
those fucking bastards
Haiku # 19616, April 9, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by scott (that last one should have read "delta's omega")
a river of oil
flows through the "cradle of man"
delta omega
Haiku # 19615, April 9, 2002 3:39 pm ET
by scott (the Valdez was nothing next to this...if you own a SUV, read this article)
queen mum was pickled
in gin for much of her life,
no wonder she smiled
Haiku # 19614, April 9, 2002 3:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dick chenney's widsom:
"conservation doesn't work"
Earth First, then we leave?
Haiku # 19613, April 9, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by scott (sorry for the tirade - this is what happens when I listen to KPFA)
once all the redwoods
have been turned into pulp
i'm guessing we're next
Haiku # 19612, April 9, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by scott
press in collusion
spread official confusion
right-wing illusion
Haiku # 19611, April 9, 2002 2:59 pm ET
by scott
bag full of death threats
bomb under the driver's seat
guilty unpunished
Haiku # 19610, April 9, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by scott
the FBI's lies
are going to bomb out in court
judi bari lives!
Haiku # 19609, April 9, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by scott (jury selection has begun)
the old queen showed us
the secret to a long life:
vast amounts of dough
Haiku # 19608, April 9, 2002 2:54 pm ET
by scott
a useless meeting
but one thing came out of it:
loads of bad haiku!
Haiku # 19607, April 9, 2002 2:53 pm ET
by scott
Bad Haiku,

Haiku # 19606, April 9, 2002 2:28 pm ET
by Babylon haiku
the newspapers can
finally drop all the crap
she's in the ground now
Haiku # 19605, April 9, 2002 11:31 am ET
by realnutteruk of london
I said "no" to sex
and then my hubby became
just another "ex"
Haiku # 19604, April 9, 2002 10:22 am ET
by Liz
just say no to drugs
is about as good advice
as say no to sex
Haiku # 19603, April 9, 2002 10:02 am ET
by ash
"beware the speedball!"
can you believe they have banned
dodgeball in the schools?????
Haiku # 19602, April 9, 2002 8:17 am ET
by the Teach
beware the speedball
end up like john belushi
or river phoenix
Haiku # 19601, April 9, 2002 8:00 am ET
by ash
yes and I think that
'volumizing hair-spray' says
something important
Haiku # 19600, April 9, 2002 12:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
for ap's next haiku
heroin and cocaine the
cocktail of the stars
Haiku # 19599, April 8, 2002 11:16 pm ET
by k
*Shakleton*
Haiku # 19598, April 8, 2002 8:47 pm ET
by oops!
Shakelton is on
(not that it's all that great) but...
guess I'll watch the rest
Haiku # 19597, April 8, 2002 8:45 pm ET
by Agnieszka Krajewska...night Scott
candlelight and sex
afterwards this girl does sleep
like a %&*# babe
Haiku # 19596, April 8, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by Agnieszka Krajewska
a syllable short...
i forgot to adjust for
daylight savings time
Haiku # 19595, April 8, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by scott (i don't know what this means either)
sedatives and booze:
the sleeping aid preferred by
most dead rock stars
Haiku # 19594, April 8, 2002 8:35 pm ET
by scott
don't forget to pee
daddy's last admonishment
before any trip
Haiku # 19593, April 8, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by Agnieszka Krajewska
i forgot the "p"
told ya i was fuckin' drunk
it's valium, now
Haiku # 19592, April 8, 2002 7:28 pm ET
by ap
*G*
Haiku # 19591, April 8, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by totally guessing...forgot a beat...Whoopi
if not Whoopi
possibly some late night host
(maybe John Stewart)
Haiku # 19590, April 8, 2002 7:23 pm ET
by totally guessing
half an hour of
sparkling entertainment
spread over four hours
Haiku # 19589, April 8, 2002 5:25 pm ET
by scott, quoting some curmudgeon re: the Oscars...anyone know the source?
Oscar at Oscars
"been standing 'round way too long
...every year gets worse."
Haiku # 19588, April 8, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Max
"i love it because
it's trash" - Oscar the Grouch
he would love this site
Haiku # 19587, April 8, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by scott
Oscar at customs
"I have nothing to declare
except my genius."
Haiku # 19586, April 8, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by A. Musing (sorry couldn't resist)
we are all in the
gutter, but some of us are
looking at the stars
Haiku # 19585, April 8, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by if Oscar Wilde wrote haiku (scott)
astronomical
wish upon a falling star
hope that it comes true
Haiku # 19584, April 8, 2002 12:00 pm ET
by Boston gal to mellie
next week outta here
Rocky Mountains -- no subway!
(zero wampum left)
Haiku # 19583, April 8, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Boston gal does spring-thing
rare phenomenon
heavens above I can't wait
wappa falls for me

Haiku # 19582, April 8, 2002 9:14 am ET
by mellie
antihistamines
a slug of chloral hydrate
and a good lie down
Haiku # 19581, April 8, 2002 2:55 am ET
by ash
mexican downers
benzodiazepinos
you can't stop at juan
Haiku # 19580, April 8, 2002 2:54 am ET
by ash
Hideous infant,
Cast into this haiku world,
mox who is not mox
Haiku # 19579, April 8, 2002 2:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i am fuckin' drunk
twenty megs diazeam
to super dreamland
Haiku # 19578, April 7, 2002 10:35 pm ET
by ap
a half hour trip
took an hour and a half...
i got in at 3
Haiku # 19577, April 7, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by scott of Daylight Savings Zone (doo doo doo doo)
puritanical
blue-fingered hands push our clocks
daylight saving(s) time
Haiku # 19576, April 7, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by Boston gal would rather not
Veins push from his skin
It was like that when he woke
Greg's weiner is broke
Haiku # 19575, April 7, 2002 5:11 pm ET
by Allen B.
I see you Slater
With your torn jeans and mullet
My Bayside Man-boy
Haiku # 19574, April 7, 2002 5:10 pm ET
by Allen B.
President of ours
You are on the dollar bill
With your ivory teeth.
Haiku # 19573, April 7, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by Allen B.
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