Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

although it is true,
many people who post here
are slow, site's better
Haiku # 18476, February 5, 2002 7:08 pm ET
by k of seems better now
slow.. as in not fast
Slow as in takes a long time
For each page to load
Haiku # 18475, February 5, 2002 7:00 pm ET
by Janis
the site just fine
some of the haiku is slow
grandma has a crotch
Haiku # 18474, February 5, 2002 6:33 pm ET
by ap
it's cracking me up
make no bones about it now
granny needs a crutch
Haiku # 18473, February 5, 2002 3:38 pm ET
by mellie, I dont know what you mean Janis. Slow?
Is anyone else
Finding the site to be slow?
If so, please tell me.
Haiku # 18472, February 5, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Janis of Location
Scissors on the floor
I should do my Physics now
I'm getting hungry
Haiku # 18471, February 5, 2002 2:15 pm ET
by sadistic saftypin of Mees Lobby
I suck so beware
I watch the fussball table
I suck so beware
Haiku # 18470, February 5, 2002 2:10 pm ET
by sadistic saftypin of Mees Lobby
fuck you
Haiku # 18468, February 5, 2002 6:55 am ET
by moxie
whoah! bad juju
i'm glad i flushed out my cache
i thought i had died


Haiku # 18467, February 5, 2002 6:16 am ET
by ash
did I miss something?
full up to pussy's ribbon
I don't think I did
Haiku # 18466, February 5, 2002 6:02 am ET
by mellie, it was such a dirty holiday :-)
submit not working?
there's one thing you gotta do:
clear out your cache, ash

(in Internet Explorer, select ToolsInternet Options, Delete Temporary Files...wave a dead chicken around)
Haiku # 18465, February 5, 2002 3:30 am ET
by scott (computers do suck, it's true)
After all this time
here i go again...as if
it's second nature
Haiku # 18464, February 5, 2002 3:01 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
too many syllables
a rebound phenomenon
after a long break
Haiku # 18463, February 5, 2002 1:25 am ET
by ash (out for the count below)
taking opportunity
the loquacious poet writes
to get his wordsworth
Haiku # 18462, February 5, 2002 1:14 am ET
by ash
a small miracle
with nana-technology
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 18461, February 5, 2002 1:09 am ET
by ash
haiku cold turkey
one syllable at a time
is all i can count
Haiku # 18460, February 5, 2002 1:07 am ET
by ash
submitting from home
i am told the site is down
but from work it works

bad technology
totally appropriate
for such bad haiku
Haiku # 18459, February 5, 2002 1:02 am ET
by ash
The host machine is
Pentium II 300
The cheap way about.
Haiku # 18458, February 4, 2002 10:06 pm ET
by Janis
Is it really slow????
"Oh no," is what Janis says.
'supposed to be better.
Haiku # 18457, February 4, 2002 10:02 pm ET
by Janis
the site is really
slow, was something changed or is
it the ISP?
Haiku # 18456, February 4, 2002 7:22 pm ET
by k
how many times have
you started a stupid bad
haiku and then hit

'clear the form' because
your haiku was stupid and
the thread was stupid

Haiku # 18455, February 4, 2002 3:10 pm ET
by ............ehhh? we must ignore this tendency and press for the good of our art form 'it's supposed to be bad' it's in the name
Can winning scrabble
really do that to a man?
Such lumpy boobies!
Haiku # 18454, February 4, 2002 9:53 am ET
by Primordial Slime of South Africa
fans whirling in the
computer, such a soothing
late night sound to hear.
Haiku # 18453, February 4, 2002 6:38 am ET
by k of ;)
looking at this pic
why does the phrase, burgeoning
man_tits, come to mind
Haiku # 18452, February 3, 2002 10:43 pm ET
by Nick Numb


Scott celebrating
another Scrabble victory.
He draws good tiles.
Haiku # 18451, February 3, 2002 6:43 pm ET
by rosencrantz
i won at Scrabble
but had two blanks, four s's.
Rosencrantz was pissed.
Haiku # 18448, February 3, 2002 3:57 am ET
by scott (or was it Guildenstern?)
cache
Haiku # 18447, February 3, 2002 2:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ash why didn't you
go through the google back door?
the google cashe of bad.
Haiku # 18446, February 3, 2002 2:07 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
i can't hardly wait
after such a hiatus
time for some haiku
Haiku # 18445, February 2, 2002 10:22 pm ET
by ash
but the real test is
is it moxie-proof??? can it
be made moxie-proof?
Haiku # 18444, February 1, 2002 11:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
this site has a new
whiter white! Much better than
that dusty old site was
Haiku # 18443, February 1, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I am chewing gum
minty freshness in my mouth
it lost its flavor
Haiku # 18442, February 1, 2002 7:06 pm ET
by chewing gum
we have no snow here
watching the weather channel
top story: weather
Haiku # 18441, February 1, 2002 7:02 pm ET
by la
I am in a funk
Months and months of work ahead
Gotta pay the man
Haiku # 18440, February 1, 2002 6:02 pm ET
by Mojo
Finally reborn!
Bad Haiku is back up at a
new, permanent home.
Haiku # 18439, February 1, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by Adam of T.O.
If you are seeing
This haiku, then you can post
On our new server
Haiku # 18438, February 1, 2002 3:19 pm ET
by Janis
asdf
Haiku # 18437, February 1, 2002 3:18 pm ET
by sdf
all janis's base
are belong to us,
take off every zig
Haiku # 18436, January 31, 2002 3:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
It will all survive
I am downloading the 'base
Every single night

Right now I'm waiting
For the domain name to switch
To it's brand new host.

(any day now)
Haiku # 18435, January 30, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by Janis (to scott)
if I had to guess
I expect our recent posts
won't survive the move
Haiku # 18434, January 30, 2002 1:24 pm ET
by scott (true, Janis?)
this year is better
than breakfast or dinner were
worse than tofu though
Haiku # 18433, January 30, 2002 9:11 am ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
entropy is still
a state of mind, so far this
year ain't been better.
Haiku # 18432, January 30, 2002 5:50 am ET
by moxie of fuck you
entropy distilled,
memepool really sucks these days,
Boing boing is better.
Haiku # 18431, January 30, 2002 3:55 am ET
by Nick Numb
reclaimed my kitchen
from mold and dirty dishes
entropy postponed
Haiku # 18430, January 30, 2002 3:10 am ET
by scott
I, gliding, rushing
over slippery electrons,
back to bad haiku
Haiku # 18429, January 29, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by Nick Numb
hello fly
you are in an airplane
buzz buzz
Haiku # 18428, January 29, 2002 1:10 pm ET
by transient of www.setfiretoeveryone.org
us troops wining
shoot-self-in-foot metals in
afghanistan war
Haiku # 18427, January 29, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
funeral shroud of
snow, san francisco dresses
for my aunt's passing
Haiku # 18426, January 29, 2002 5:28 am ET
by k
I do find the new
site refreshing sans ronins
boisterous flirting
Haiku # 18425, January 29, 2002 4:52 am ET
by Brittany Spears, and bonus! still no moxie
pythons love chickens
yet find them no match for their
anagramming skills
Haiku # 18424, January 29, 2002 2:47 am ET
by k of literati gaming room
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